Beef jerky....STOLEN from our bar! KWSN.....rough him up a bit. Not too much though, he's one of our biggest clients :)

I'd like a bottle of vodka. Now. (and not that cheap "absolut" crap, I want good russian vodka.)

genka, will Stoli work?

Argggh...still a sausage fest, YzermanS19!...I'll go light on that Spaten.

One Spaten coming up GuttersnipeXL...here you go.

Big ol' tip for my man wrkime...Hey! Turn the game on, would ya!

which one? you want hockey, basketball, baseball, arena football, slamball, etc.?

Hit me with some NHL playoff action...and Two more Spatens, one for me, and one for my make believe lady friend that hides out in my liver. thanks bud.

Straight Tequila Jose Quevero Clear no rocks no salt no lime and turn the juke box up louder I'm looking for a real man


As Shadows skirt rises a little higher and shirt drops a little lower

Pulls up a chair next to Shadow...whats your sign sugar?? Can I get you a drink!

Pisces Love and sure make it a dbl on him

What you offering?

I'm offerin' whatever your lookin for hun...Lets dance...

::wanders up to bar::
Any chance of getting an irish car bomb?

Everyone inside the bar hears four loud bandg, four thuds, and the clang of a dumpster door. Then, KWSN, who had been missing for some time, walks back in. People notice KWSN's car is back in the parking lot.

Patron - What was that?

KWSN was just having a little chat with our detective friend and his cronies.

KWSN doesn't think that we'll be bothered by them again.

hey man ...is like,the fuzz gone.

everything okay in here?what'd i miss.

*wonders to himself who the dude with the bomb is*

what was that bangin' action that came from out back?

KWSN doesn't believe he welcomed you and splck back in. It's OK though, as long as you don't be talkin' no shit at the good men who do their best to cater to your needs.

As for the banging, KWSN was just taking care of some business with the fuzz. KWSN and them reached a silencer... err... silent agreement, and they won't be back here no more to be hasslin' the good patrons of this bar.

KWSN is one scary mamma-jamma, especially when he talks in 3rd person

Hello Boys :)

You daaaaaaamn right.

**From the TV**

This just in... The body of TFPPD Detective Doc_34465, was just found hours ago in a dark alley near the respected drinking establishment, The Stumble Inn.. The TFPPD have few leads, and are currently gathering evedence.. Story at eleven..

sorry I took so long guys, I was out getting this friggin' bubble boy hockey and skill crane thing for Bones....Hey Bones!! give me a hand with this stuff....

As for the beverages:
two Spatens...good luck with the liver GuttersnipeXL

Cuervo clear straight up for the beautiful vixen, Shadowlace

Mr Wallace, sir...your Irish Car Bomb-try not to make a mess.
- 1/2 ounce Bailey's Irish Cream
- 1/2 ounce jameson Irish whiskey
- 6 ounces Guinness stout

Hey KWSN, here's your part of the cut from Bones' pool hustling.
::hands KWSN $500.00::

Ladies get free drinks all day, every day. New policy.

Hey Shadow, glad to see you back....I thought you'd run off forever! Now where were we?

A strong man who knows what he wants and takes it hmmmmmmmm

Almost as good as cold HARD steel

As the tiny revolver peeks from Shadow's garter.....

Much thanks, wrkime. You too, Bones. Keep up the good work. A certain detective was not very nice to KWSN's car, and he needs to get some maintenance done.

KWSN is glad that he won't ever do it again.

GUNNNN!!!! KWSN where are you?!??!?

NO need to worry wrkime its just for PERSONAL protection

I like to keep my toys close

You don't need that here. KWSN always keeps a watchful eye on the ladies, this ain't no meat market. You can leave it with him next time you come in.

I would have but he wasn't here to take it off my "hands" so to speak.

Yeah, we should probably keep the guns on the DL. We dont want sparks burning down the alcohol-soaked bar.

NO harm intended and fully willing to give it to a man with capable hands

How about another dbl shot? Please

Somenosuke bursts into the Inn clad in a schoolgirl outfit with a horde of similarly dressed girls behind her, jumps up on the bar, grabs a random alcoholic drink and downs it in one gulp. She tosses the glass aside and takes a deep breath.

I feel pretty.

Then the music starts, and the horde of girls start to dance.

Somenosuke

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
I feel pretty and witty and gay
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me today
I feel charming
Oh so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real
See the pretty girl in that mirror there?
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!
I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running
And dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy


Girls

Have you met my good friend Somenosuke
The craziest girl on the block?
You'll know her the minute you see her
She's the one who is in an advanced state of shock
She thinks she's in love
She thinks she's in Spain
She isn't in love
She's merely insane
It must be the heat
Or some rare disease
Or too much to eat
Or maybe it's fleas
Keep away from her
Send for Chino
This is not the Somenosuke we know
Modest and pure
Polite and refined
Well-bred and mature
And out of her mind!
Miss America, Miss America, speech!
Miss America, bravo, speech!

Somenosuke

I feel pretty
Oh so pretty
That the city should give me its key
A committee
Should be organized to honour me
I feel dizzy
I feel sunny
I feel fizzy and funny and fine
And so pretty
Miss America can just resign
See the pretty girl in that mirror there
(What mirror, where?)
Who can that attractive girl be?
(Which, what, where, whom?)
Such a pretty face
Such a pretty dress
Such a pretty smile
Such a pretty me!

Somenosuke & Girls

I feel stunning
And entrancing
Feel like running and dancing for joy
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy

Somenosuke takes a bow, and dances out the door, girls in tow.

Is the can-can next?

*applauds*

Good thing we bought that Karaoke machine, eh, wrkime?

There's my girl. She's not only feeling pretty, but she is pretty....and she took all the chicks.

I hate that goddamn karaoke machine. I really think we should have a karaoke machine smashing party.

:)

What else do we need here? We have alcohol, bouncer, girls, barkeep, blasted karaoke machine................what else?

well you just got the hockey table and claw machine too the pool tables are nice but how about a spa in the back

What about some form of indoor botchi ball, or indoor caber tossing ring? This is a progressive bar isn't it?

::backs up truck to delivery dock, unloads 80 person hot tub::

CLANK...BANG...SQUEAK

::fills hot tub with water from water truck....testing jets::

Spa installed!!!

I am pleased to announce that the Stumble Inn now has a hot tub. My thanks to Shadowlace for a fine suggestion.