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Miranda 05-18-2003 03:48 AM

OH MY GOD!
This bar is in shambles!
I'm away for a few days and look what happens!
Men! Can't trust 'em!
OKAY BOYS - WHAT CAN I GET YA'LL!?!?

richeee 05-18-2003 02:52 PM

Miranda! :)Such a sight for sore eyes...
The usual, please... ;)
OK! Snare drum, please...!
OK! Rack 1! Good!
Rack 2! OK. Floor 1 please!

OK- Floor 2...


Thanks!
Entire Kit, please...

YzermanS19 05-18-2003 02:55 PM

Ugh, I hate being home. This 56k connect time is killing my posting time :)

Fly 05-19-2003 06:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
Miranda! :)Such a sight for sore eyes...
The usual, please... ;)
OK! Snare drum, please...!
OK! Rack 1! Good!
Rack 2! OK. Floor 1 please!

OK- Floor 2...


Thanks!
Entire Kit, please...

ok then here it goes.......

*flyman rips into a kick ass version of CCR's good golly miss molly.*


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Fly 05-19-2003 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
bones wakes up on the pool table....WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED?
dude....sorry bout using your ass crack as a bridge,but it was a tough shot and well.........you were drunk so wtf eh.

shake it off man....i don't think "TOO" many people saw you in that position.

cheers bones:D

Fly 05-19-2003 08:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
IS THAT WHY IM WALKING FUNNY?

no man....fuck me sorry......that's the chalk in there.

Fly 05-19-2003 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
damn...i thought it was the cue ball
no man....stevieY is sportin' that puppy in his er......umm....well,in his left front pocket....yeah that's it

Fly 05-19-2003 04:10 PM

so where's the freakin' barkeeps?

bones and me need some effin drinks over here.

how's the ass crack my friend?

*if he only knew*

SaltPork 05-19-2003 07:59 PM

Bones, Flyman, here are your Effin drinks. Sorry it took so long, I was having a difficult time finding the Effin vodka.

richeee 05-19-2003 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
[B]ok then here it goes.......

*flyman rips into a kick ass version of CCR's good golly miss molly.*

Sounds great, Flyman! How are your monitors?

Could you do the solo from "Moby Dick"?

Fly 05-19-2003 09:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
Sounds great, Flyman! How are your monitors?

Could you do the solo from "Moby Dick"?


left monitor sucks.....more highs man.

moby dick eh.....

*wonders to self if anyone in this world could play like bonzo*

.......i'll giver a shot.(wishes sound files could be inserted here)

thanks for the effin drink by the way there wrkime.:D

Miranda 05-19-2003 11:50 PM

Hi boys!
Hows it all goin?
What can I get you?

YzermanS19 05-20-2003 08:55 AM

Red bull and vodka coming up bones...

glad to see your all here

KWSN 05-20-2003 12:50 PM

KWSN's been on vacation.

Someone fill KWSN in on what's been goin down in this joint since he been away.

And get him a Jack and coke... hold the coke.

uncle phil 05-20-2003 01:08 PM

/me stumbles in and looks around to see if there's anybody here he knows...hmmm, some guy with a downstate accent...biker-looking guy with a cubs hat on...some dude with a hockey shirt on in 80 degree weather...way sexy chick behind the bar...guy playing air organ on the bandstand...strange place, indeed...wonder if they have cheap-ass ol' bourbon and coke here...what can i do to get sexy-chick's attention...

uncle phil 05-20-2003 04:30 PM

...sounded like that guy with the cubs hat on, trousers hanging down around his ankles, fishing flies stuck in his cubs hat...wonder if he's the guy with the hog parked outside with the flat tires...

SaltPork 05-20-2003 07:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
KW, someone anally raped me while i was asleep on the pool table, other than that, glad you and mr. t are back
Don't make it something it's not, Bones. You were conscious and willing. Take a look at the surveillance tape if you like. You must have blacked out. I really never want to see Flyman with a strap-on again either, that was just wrong.

By the way, are you healing okay?

Fly 05-20-2003 08:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
Don't make it something it's not, Bones. You were conscious and willing. Take a look at the surveillance tape if you like. You must have blacked out. I really never want to see Flyman with a strap-on again either, that was just wrong.

By the way, are you healing okay?


ssshhhhhhhhhhhhh...................


*if he don't remember it won't bother him*

SaltPork 05-20-2003 08:24 PM

Oh right, you did ask me to keep that quiet...but there was the matter of a little payment that seems to have been forgotten....soooo, unless you want more people to know about this..."event"... I suggest you ante up.

Fly 05-20-2003 08:38 PM

ahh come on.

don't be bustin' my balls on this,i gave you enough already.

what more do you want?

how bout a beer too eh?

Miranda 05-21-2003 01:30 AM

Hi Boys!

Can I help anyone?

uncle phil 05-21-2003 03:38 AM

ooohh, an identifiable accent..."bourbon and coke, please. easy on the ice? did i just walk in on something that i would rather not be involved with?"

uncle phil 05-26-2003 07:04 AM

...man, that took a while...

richeee 05-26-2003 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by flyman
left monitor sucks.....more highs man.

moby dick eh.....

*wonders to self if anyone in this world could play like bonzo*

.......i'll giver a shot.(wishes sound files could be inserted here)

thanks for the effin drink by the way there wrkime.:D

Flyman, the left monitor doesn't suck- You stuck a spliff in your ear!
:D
Bones says he can do the Moby Dick solo... should we give him a shot?:confused:

Hey Miranda! How've You been, darlin'?
Could I get a big glass of ice cold V-8?
Thanks, luv!;)

cdwonderful 05-26-2003 08:51 PM

give me a chocolate milk, in a dirty glass!

Fly 05-26-2003 09:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
Flyman, the left monitor doesn't suck- You stuck a spliff in your ear!
:D
Bones says he can do the Moby Dick solo... should we give him a shot?:confused:

Hey Miranda! How've You been, darlin'?
Could I get a big glass of ice cold V-8?
Thanks, luv!;)


*i knew i put that doobie somewhere.*

hey Bones! giver dude...pull your best bonzo out.

can i have a glass of ice water please and thank you?

still say the left monitor is tweaked eh.

Meridae'n 05-26-2003 10:17 PM

Have you got any Bundy Rum?

If so give me a Bundy & coke, hold the coke...


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