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YzermanS19 05-04-2003 09:12 AM

flyman and his marajuana. Can't get enough ;)

But seriously, who doesnt enjoy a good smoke?

DRINKS AROUND! I'm glad I didnt have to be the one to revive it again!

Lets not let this fall off!

*begins filling glasses*

Fly 05-04-2003 09:32 AM

alrighty then.

keep 'em comin' too stevieY.rough evening with the boys in the jamroom last night.

buncha dickheads sleepin' on my couches so i had to come down for a drink.

i'll let the kids wake those fools up.(i hope it hurts them too)

KWSN 05-04-2003 09:42 AM

KWSN is feeling very nice right about now. But he can't seem to stop floating towards the ceiling. Flyman, is there any way to prevent this?


(btw, Flyman, KWSN found his digital camera. Battery will be charged by tomorrow, quite possibly later today.)

Force 10 05-04-2003 09:44 AM

I'm in the middle of brewing an "Old Ale" type brown ale. Should yeild a pretty high gravity. I'd say in the vacinity of 8% if all goes well (OG=1066). I'll drop off a gallon or two for you drunks ;-)

YzermanS19 05-04-2003 02:39 PM

Sounds good Ruprex. I've got some homemade vodka being brewed too. flyman, keep the stuff coming, and i'll keep the drinks lined up and cold.

DRINKS AROUND

Fly 05-04-2003 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
KWSN is feeling very nice right about now. But he can't seem to stop floating towards the ceiling. Flyman, is there any way to prevent this?
sure there is.....but if i told you it would take all of the fun outta us all laughin' at you up in the rafters like that.now come down from there you're gonna get hurt.

*christ's sake,some people eh*:D


(sounds good on the camera too KWSN)

YzermanS19 05-04-2003 06:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
bones has recreated the chocolate room from willy wonka in the basement if anyone wants to come down for a snack.

the hookers are still here too.

ever bang on a boat on a chocolate river?

does bones now use kw's self-referral in third person?

I think I've actually invented screwing on a chocolate river boat. The best is the swim after. (or the swim before--if you wanna lick it off)

KWSN 05-04-2003 07:21 PM

Bones best not be stealin KWSN's third-person. You steal KWSN's third person, KWSN steals your life. Bitch.

YzermanS19 05-04-2003 08:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KWSN
Bones best not be stealin KWSN's third-person. You steal KWSN's third person, KWSN steals your life. Bitch.
Yeah, what he said. Respect, dawg.



Anyway. I've broke down and decided to add another wing to the Stumble Inn. What should we put it in it? I'm taking suggestions!

KWSN 05-04-2003 09:00 PM

This wing should be a bordello. KWSN would make a very good bordello...uh... "manager."

Miranda 05-05-2003 01:47 AM

Hi boys!
How we all going?
Can I help anyone?

KWSN 05-05-2003 09:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
ever have sex with a midget with orange hair while sucking on an everlasting gobstopper and playing a hand of blackjack?
You haven't? KWSN thinks Bones doesn't know what he's missing.

And you can never have enough ho's.

Go_AVS 05-05-2003 12:49 PM

*Go_AVS wanders in and sits at the bar*

Can I have a Macallan 18 on the rocks and whats with all the damn ho-hos?

YzermanS19 05-05-2003 03:46 PM

Oh I'm so tired. Work has got me down. I need to sleep a while.

Last round of drinks, then Mirand and wrkime are taking over. I just cant keep my eyes open anymore

YzermanS19 05-05-2003 11:59 PM

Put it in the sink.

Btw: bones, you had the 420th post.

Flyman, bust out the phillies.....gonna get blunted.

:)

Its 4AM right now, waitin for my laundry to be done. I'm gonna have new clothes very soon!

SaltPork 05-07-2003 07:08 AM

The NEW and IMPROVED Stumble Inn is open for business.

I've repaired all the damage from the fire, cleaned up the stains from the brothel and collected all of Flyman's dropped...umm..."tobacco".

I added a special "Hookah" room with enough "arms" for everyone. The hookah can hold a bale at a time and uses a box fan set to low to keep smoke going. Enjoy people.

Go_AVS 05-07-2003 11:58 AM

Go_AVS walks in and is high by the time he reaches the bar.

Instead of asking for the usual drink right away, asks bartender for some munchies...

YzermanS19 05-07-2003 02:02 PM

wrkime, that hookah is definately a great improvement.

adds a sort of "70's disco" flavor to it.

Starting to smell like a disco in here too....

Maybe its time we open the windows in this place. However, I think if we did, it would kill the ozone.

KWSN 05-07-2003 02:18 PM

Hey.... there's nothing wrong with a 70's Disco. That's KWSN's favorite type of place.

And don't open the windows. KWSN thinks that it'll melt paint off his car.

YzermanS19 05-07-2003 05:31 PM

Disco's are nice, but smells from a disco is bad.

Smells like hot garbage in here too..... :(

Fly 05-08-2003 04:27 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by wrkime
The NEW and IMPROVED Stumble Inn is open for business.

I've repaired all the damage from the fire, cleaned up the stains from the brothel and collected all of Flyman's dropped...umm..."tobacco".

I added a special "Hookah" room with enough "arms" for everyone. The hookah can hold a bale at a time and uses a box fan set to low to keep smoke going. Enjoy people.


it's about fuckin' time we got us a hookah.

BC's finest for all in the hookah.i've brought 6 bales,so that oughta keep us goin' eh?

beer please Miranda my dear.

rockogre 05-08-2003 11:03 AM

Whuuuufffffff. Dude, koff, koff, I ain't seen a hookah running since the 70s.

Whuuuuufffff. Good shit. Whuuuuufffff

Ha ha ha ha, snookleberrys, ha ha ha ha, koff.

Dude, munchie run? I'm jonesing for some twinkies and mnms.

Whoa, tracers! Look dude.

Nipple rings? You mean like some kind of organization for nipples??????

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. What?

Whuuuuuffffff

Mens room, mens room, mensrooooommmm, meeeennnnssssrrrooommm, mushroooommmmssss, mushmellooooowwwwww, ardvarks, ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

I loved the 70s dude.

Mad_Gecko 05-08-2003 11:47 AM

*Shiney Red Bentley Rolls up, out jumps geezer in old 'Canes T-shirt an' ripped jean shorts, walks in 'n eyballs the place"

"Yo' anyone say E's... "Ebeneezer's Goode" man.. Lets rock this place, how y'all doing?"

"Just got back from Libya damn stinkin' traitors, turns out the CIA undercut my biz" *wanders to bar* "hey, can I get a bud please?, its' thirsty out there".

"By the way nice repair job wrkime".

YzermanS19 05-08-2003 06:43 PM

60lbs of E? that sounds like a fuckin nightmare waiting to happen.

:) I'll eat 30lbs

SaltPork 05-08-2003 07:10 PM

::wrkime refills the hookah with 80 lbs of the world's finest hashish::

Toke on, everybody...

Free rounds for the people in the hookah room!

richeee 05-08-2003 08:38 PM

Hey Miranda! Put the last round on my tab. Sorry that it's been nothin' but hop-head gibberish since I've been gone, but at least they're peaceful!!!:D

OK! Let's start up that WHO tribute band now...
OK- Kick drum, please...

Go_AVS 05-08-2003 09:25 PM

I wake under a table still stoned from walking into a smoke wall. I notice a huge stach of pills, take a handfull and pop them down. I then hear Bones talking about all the 60 lbs of X. I relealize I might never come down again. Oh well, I guess I will enjoy the ride...

rockogre 05-09-2003 09:49 AM

Whuuuuuuuuuufffffffffffffffffff.................duuuuuuuuudddddde.

Go_AVS 05-09-2003 04:32 PM

lift my head for a second, no use......fall back into comatose condition...

Shadowlace 05-09-2003 06:35 PM

Boo

Shadowlace 05-09-2003 06:37 PM

I've been gone but hopefully not forgotten. Says Shadow as she slips into something a little more comfy.

YzermanS19 05-09-2003 09:26 PM

This kinda turned into an opium den...not the bar I knew...

But thats ok, I dont mind :)

Toke on!

YzermanS19 05-12-2003 09:34 AM

Its been a while since I've been here. Probably for the best I suppose.

Who wants drinks?

YzermanS19 05-12-2003 06:53 PM

eck, man I just got that re-felted.

I had a friend once, he took some ecstacy.
Tried to marry me and everyone in the room
it got a little messy, all over the curtains armchair covers, throw pillows and carpeting.
and so on

SaltPork 05-12-2003 08:31 PM

Okay everyone, I'm back from my temporary sabbatical....what the?!?! Bones get down from getting off on the pool table...that's just nasty.

I guess we'll close the hookah den for a couple of days, but I will buy a few rounds for the house.

Krycheck 05-12-2003 09:08 PM

/me pulls a bar stool out and has a seat.

Hey everyone!

Give me and my buddy over here a MGD

YzermanS19 05-12-2003 10:30 PM

MGD comin up Krycheck....

Hookah den closed down!! Blasphemy!

Go_AVS 05-12-2003 10:52 PM

Hey stevey y, too bad the AVS and Red Wings didn't fight this hard to keep their teams in it as long as you kept this this thread going....

By the way.. the X in you joint is killing me...

SaltPork 05-13-2003 06:24 AM

Finished scraping the residue from the walls, ceiling and floors in the hookah room. I balled it up and put it back in the hookah.

HOOKAH ROOM OPEN!!!!!!!!!!!

Go_AVS 05-17-2003 04:58 PM

HEY !!!, where did everybody go!!


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