Ask qpid (Why the heck not?)
 

With imitation being the sincerest form of flattery here's my take at this :)

So feel free to ask me anything about the revolution, the nickname, being black, or my gf :)

Whatever floats your lil boat

I'll bite...what is with the nickname?

why is there air?

When I was in college I wrote a dating and advice column for the lonely engineers (this was at michigan tech) and needed a pen name. So I decided on Q. Pid and since I hate hitting the shift or space key more times than necessary its been shortened to qpid. I have friends who don't know what my real name is :)

There is air because it is a necessity for life on this planet and I dont know about you but I'm a bit addicted to breathing and living ;)

How may sheep's bladders be employed to prevent earthquakes?

also:

Is the ninja storm trooper division commander's post still available in your liberation army?

So how does it feel to have me as your BOSS in your own army?

Where's dancin' Jackson? I miss him!

William_wallace: It takes only five sheep bladders but they need to be prepared correctly, and yes the position is still available post in the thread to be accepted

SExycat: I've had worse bosses so its alright and I've seen your pics on the exhib forum so you're not someone I would mind seeing everyday

KWSN: well if my post count wasn't axed he would be there :(

How many posts did you have before they were axed, and does it really matter that much to you?

Cause I'm OK with it.

Why don't you post in the exhibition forum?

I had a bit over 250, it only matters to me becuse I had an avatar, mike was always there dancing to make me happy

sexycat - i don't have a camera

What is your battlefield assesment

bubba - bf1942 all the way

Qpid, as part of your Amry, what sort of benifits am i entiled to, i mean do i get college money? or at least life insurance?

There is air to blow up basketballs, blow up volleyballs.
-Bill Cosby

when urinating,do you hold your member with your right hand or left?

you play chess?

how do you get rid of those damn willnots?

Wowah now college money? All of that goes for me first you get the scraps :)

I hold with both hands I have a lot to hold ;)

I love chess but it takes a few games for me to get good

willnots come out with a little elbow grease

Do you know the way to San Jose?

What kind of music do you listen to? Also what is your favorite breakfast item?

San Jose is thataway!

I listen to a lot of rock, classic rock, and oldies

Fave breakfast item is orange juice or a good morning hummer (but the gf isnt around enough for that)

You're starting to have a fair amount of followers across the board, whattaya think 'bout that?

I think it is wonderful :)

"You love me, you really love me"

What is the square root of 23?

something between 4 and 5, i havent used a calculator in a while, ahhh the life of a film major

you flip your ginch inside out to prolong trips to the laundry?

boxers or briefs?

how are we gonna defeat microsoft?

you think it'll be tough?

fuck that I wear the same clothes many days in a row cuz im too cheap to do laundry regurlarly

both but i usually prefer briefs

We'll hack the Gibson!

Hell yeha it'll be tough we'll need all the hackers on theplanet to help and they need to send cookie monster viruses and bunny rabbits

Why are you a sheep?

I'm not a sheep I'm a wolf in sheep's clothing ;)

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES BACK

How do you feel about me taking the world over before you?

Do I have permision to hack NoSoups head off?!:D

NoSoup - Inconceivable

iRtehCrispeh- The sooner the better!

**Hacks NoSoups head off, places it on a pole, gouges his eyes with his cleaver, makes a necklace out of 'em, and hands it to qpid!**

Revolt now bitchO.o

Y'know, I still feel pretty damn good for having my head hacked off. It must be related to the fact that I am invincible and still winning the war.

What does it feel like to get scratched, scrounged, scrunched, stretched, scraughed, scrinched, scritched, scrooched, sprainged, spreathed, throughed, and thrutched?

Why am I wrong to think the Rooster came before the chicken or the egg?

qpid when the hell are you going to crush this other revolution....it's distracting me!
Send in the goons, will ya?

Okay, why should we come to you to look for answers instead of JadziaDax or *Nikki*?

The lyrics of 'One Night in Bangkok' it says "You'll find a god in every golden cloister"...

What the hell's a 'cloister'?

No soup gave me a better offer, why do you think that is ?
Do you hate haveing to pony up big time for services ?
Whats the deal with Microsoft why not take on the ultimate evil...
muppets.