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marcopolo 08-08-2003 03:26 PM
The insane use of three everyday items .
 
What three items used at the same time would YOU consider INSANE ?

Example:

Peanut butter a garden hose and a 16 pound bowling ball .

uncle phil 08-08-2003 04:05 PM
Z, a log, and a transmission housing...

marcopolo 08-08-2003 04:06 PM
Belt sander , jello and some oil dry .

Spinach_Indeed 08-08-2003 04:16 PM
A Cat, A large supply of Tarter Sauce and Zsa Zsa Gabor

tenchi069 08-08-2003 04:40 PM
shoelaces, condoms, bottle of mellow yellow ( actually did this once at a truckstop in the middle of nowhere at 2am )

Diablo 08-08-2003 05:00 PM
A shredder, a knife, and your manhood.

*shudders*

PayUp 08-08-2003 05:24 PM
inflatable doll, freddy kruger, a bottle tequila

Fremen 08-08-2003 07:47 PM
A cork, a case of antacids, and an evil cat.

vermin 08-08-2003 07:55 PM
chainsaw, pickle jar, vacuum cleaner

TerresqueÜ 08-08-2003 08:01 PM
A Soddering iron, a jar full of angry killer bees, and MSG

grumpyolddude 08-08-2003 08:16 PM
"Carrot Top", a transmission funnel and a hive of Africanized honeybees.

crow_daw 08-08-2003 09:06 PM
A light saber, some grape jelly, and P. Diddy.

seethreepo 08-08-2003 10:16 PM
dildo, cheese and a tennis raquet.

marcopolo 08-09-2003 11:24 AM
Anal lube an umbrella and a watermelon .

Binder 08-09-2003 02:52 PM
a porno magazine, hedgeclippers and a band-aid

JumpinJesus 08-09-2003 04:19 PM
saladshooter, leaf blower, and rectal thermometer

phredgreen 08-09-2003 04:20 PM
a watermelon, earbud headphones, and a digital thermometer.

uncle phil 08-09-2003 04:25 PM
an old dodge powerwagon, a tomato, and my wife's last pair of pantyhose...

cchris 08-09-2003 06:02 PM
A lawnmower,a remote control and a feather duster.

Memalvada 08-09-2003 06:32 PM
Pineapple
pepper spray
hula hoop

Spritebox 08-09-2003 08:27 PM
Sledge hammer, large fruits, umbrellas.

I can play Ghalliger.

laxative 08-10-2003 12:01 AM
cocaine, crystal meth, and PCP.

or

heroin, dilatid, and oxycontin.

marcopolo 08-10-2003 02:02 PM
Cooked Liver a wet vac and a squeegee .

YourNeverThere 08-10-2003 07:52 PM
man good one laxative :)
also:
Einstin's theory of Relitivity, the country Vanuatu, a key change.

jhericurl21 08-10-2003 08:03 PM
water bottle,Makaveli CD and deck of cards

bernadette 08-10-2003 09:38 PM
a toaster oven, windex & cremains

bobbles 08-10-2003 09:53 PM
a hampster, a crowbar.. and some ordinary househoold bleach

Fremen 08-11-2003 01:46 AM
liquid nails, tulip seeds, and a MacGyver rerun.

Midlandmadman 08-11-2003 04:24 AM
how about a penny, a broken shoelace and a book about Hurricanes.

Tandem 08-11-2003 05:13 AM
rubber gloves, scourer, hose

seethreepo 08-11-2003 10:55 AM
scratched copy of led zeppelin 4
laundry detergent
18 ft of wire

YourNeverThere 08-11-2003 11:44 AM
A high powered air-gun modified to fit a small mouse, a small mouse, and about 300 feet of elastic band.

bernadette 08-11-2003 12:23 PM
a dictionary, a toothbrush & a chainsaw


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