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tenchi069 · 08-05-2003, 12:03 PM

Would you sleep with someone for 1 million dollars?

1.If you were single?

2.Committed relationship?

3.Married?

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Only fair that I answer my own questions,

1. Yes if SHE was pretty enough

2. No

3.No

bparker805 · 08-05-2003, 12:14 PM

Yes, yup, and HELL YEAH! I would have to admit that i would do just about anything for a million bucks. As long as it didn't hurt anyone or violate my morals ( which get lower the later and drunker I get).

wario · 08-05-2003, 12:16 PM

1. Define "sleep"
2. No
3. No

Being single is a "maybe" depending on too many details. "Is she pretty?" "How far would I have to go?" "Is she skanky?" "Is she disease ridden?" "Is she related?" etc.

micah67 · 08-05-2003, 12:17 PM

Just about anything. More reasonable question for me would be, "What wouldn't you do for a Million dollars?"

and to answer that question: Put any of my pets to sleep.

Conclamo Ludus · 08-05-2003, 12:30 PM

1.yes
2. maybe, if she was alright with it *yeah right*.
3. same as #2

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-05-2003, 12:40 PM

Mr. Spacemonkey · 08-05-2003, 12:46 PM

1. Yes, even if she was extremely bad looking

2. Yes

3. Yes, I would tell my wife i only did it so that we would be millionaires and i am sure she would understand (I know i would)

RoadRage · 08-05-2003, 04:23 PM

Hell, put a million in front of me and I'd consider sleeping with another GUY. Even with the ravages of inflation, that's still a big pile of money.

bundy · 08-05-2003, 04:32 PM

yes.
yes.
yes.

there is no thought required for me here.

although, karma would catch up with me sooner or later for disrespecting my penis.

platypus · 08-05-2003, 05:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy
although, karma would catch up with me sooner or later for disrespecting my penis.

A million dollars would buy a lot of happiness for your penis. I'm sure he'd forgive you.

And for me, all three. I'm sure the wife would understand.

grumpyolddude · 08-05-2003, 05:11 PM

Yes to all, except in a car. I have a lot of trouble sleeping in the car.

If I wake up in the middle, do I lose the money?

Slims · 08-05-2003, 05:13 PM

Yeah, yeah, and yeah, so long as my girlfriend/wife okayed it.

Katyblu · 08-05-2003, 05:19 PM

1. yes
2. yes
3. only if my husband okayed it

Halx · 08-05-2003, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah...

I believe that sums it up

SaltPork · 08-05-2003, 05:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah...

what he said

hotzot · 08-05-2003, 06:37 PM

Yes I would, My wife would make me. (2 kids in college)

dellamag6 · 08-05-2003, 06:56 PM

HMM let me think..........YES!!! but would you let your wife?

laxative · 08-05-2003, 10:27 PM

male or female?

Slash · 08-05-2003, 10:32 PM

Yes, if it is a SHE and pretty
No
No

bender · 08-06-2003, 01:05 PM

Yes
yes
yes

and if there was a problem afterwards who cares I've got a cool mill. in my pocket.

hotzot · 08-06-2003, 06:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by dellamag6
HMM let me think..........YES!!! but would you let your wife?

Yes I would! I love her that much dammit!

crackpot · 08-06-2003, 10:28 PM

I'd sleep with Joan bloody Rivers for that amount of money.

Snoogans · 08-07-2003, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah...

I too agree with Bones

liquid_dreams · 08-07-2003, 12:56 PM

yes
yes
no

ghostF98 · 08-07-2003, 01:07 PM

Yes
No
No

lemming · 08-07-2003, 05:21 PM

i dont understand why people say " yes, if she is pretty" ...its a million bucks were talkin about and thats a butt load of cash for a few mins work...for a million bucks id stick my dick just about anywhere.=p

bobw · 08-07-2003, 05:32 PM

Yes
Maybe (depends on the person I am committed to)
Nope

more fire · 08-07-2003, 06:05 PM

Yes
Yes
Yes

sportsrule101 · 08-08-2003, 08:31 AM

yes to all only if it is a human and of the opposit sex, and is half way normal looking

Diablo · 08-08-2003, 08:38 AM

Yes
Yes
Yes

My only rule is that she doesn't have any STDs.

kalisto_911 · 08-08-2003, 08:40 AM

if it isnt going to hurt/disease me any then fuck yeah

aintyoboyfriend · 08-08-2003, 09:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by kalisto_911
if it isnt going to hurt/disease me any then fuck yeah

agreed. though then again, what if I already had a million dollars? Would I still do it then.

Who am I kidding, yep.

themilk · 08-08-2003, 08:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by wario
Being single is a "maybe" depending on too many details. "Is she pretty?" "How far would I have to go?" "Is she skanky?" "Is she disease ridden?" "Is she related?" etc. [/B]

Good point, yes to number one depending on the above quote, and I would definitly talk about it first with my lover for 2 and 3.

baby, please, we are talking a million bucks.

txgirl · 08-09-2003, 04:44 PM

Sure why not? it's only sleeping right? just checking...

Esen · 08-09-2003, 05:54 PM

Yes too all three,
I would imagine my wife would get pissed if I passed up the million
shit she would proabably put on a strap on and fuck em her self if that is what we needed to do for a million dollars

splck · 08-09-2003, 06:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Bones
fuck yeah, fuck yeah, fuck yeah...

agree 100%

bermuDa · 08-09-2003, 06:51 PM

This reminds me of a joke I heard today...

a kid was talking to his dad and asked him "dad, can you explain the difference between hypothetical and reality?"

the dad thought for a moment and said "yeah I think so... hold on..." He left the room and returned with his wife and daughter.

He asked his wife "Honey, would you sleep with the mailman for a million dollars?" She paused and said "hmm, i guess so. yeah"
Then he turned to his daughter "How about you? would you sleep with the mailmain for a million dollars?" "hell yeah" she said.

Then he turned to his son. "See, hypothetically we're sitting on two million dollars... In reality we live with a couple of whores!"

Acme-143 · 08-09-2003, 10:16 PM

what would I do for a million dollars....

A GOAT!!!! >=)

08-05-2003, 12:03 PM	#1 (permalink)
tenchi069 Lost Location: One step closer to the padded cell...	What would you do for a million dollars? Would you sleep with someone for 1 million dollars? 1.If you were single? 2.Committed relationship? 3.Married? ---------- Only fair that I answer my own questions, 1. Yes if SHE was pretty enough 2. No 3.No __________________ ERROR- PLBSAK Problem Lies Between Seat and Keyboard.

08-05-2003, 12:17 PM	#4 (permalink)
micah67 Thor Location: 33:08:12N 117:10:23W	Just about anything. More reasonable question for me would be, "What wouldn't you do for a Million dollars?" and to answer that question: Put any of my pets to sleep. __________________ ~micah

08-05-2003, 12:30 PM	#5 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	1.yes 2. maybe, if she was alright with it yeah right. 3. same as #2 __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

08-05-2003, 12:40 PM	#6 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	1. __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-05-2003, 12:46 PM	#7 (permalink)
Mr. Spacemonkey Wake up Location: Nowhere special	1. Yes, even if she was extremely bad looking 2. Yes 3. Yes, I would tell my wife i only did it so that we would be millionaires and i am sure she would understand (I know i would) __________________ "I hope that when the world comes to an end, I can breathe a sigh of relief, because there will be so much to look forward to." -- Donnie Darko

08-05-2003, 12:14 PM	#2 (permalink)
bparker805 is KING! Location: On the path to Valhalla.	Yes, yup, and HELL YEAH! I would have to admit that i would do just about anything for a million bucks. As long as it didn't hurt anyone or violate my morals ( which get lower the later and drunker I get).

08-05-2003, 12:16 PM	#3 (permalink)
wario Insane	1. Define "sleep" 2. No 3. No Being single is a "maybe" depending on too many details. "Is she pretty?" "How far would I have to go?" "Is she skanky?" "Is she disease ridden?" "Is she related?" etc.

08-05-2003, 04:23 PM	#8 (permalink)
RoadRage Stay off the sidewalk! Location: Oklahoma City, OK	Hell, put a million in front of me and I'd consider sleeping with another GUY. Even with the ravages of inflation, that's still a big pile of money. __________________ Join TFP Team SETI 43K workunits complete, 34 members, more of each needed.

08-05-2003, 04:32 PM	#9 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	yes. yes. yes. there is no thought required for me here. although, karma would catch up with me sooner or later for disrespecting my penis. __________________ Ohayo!!!

08-05-2003, 05:11 PM	#11 (permalink)
grumpyolddude Deliberately unfocused Location: Amazon.com and CDBaby	Yes to all, except in a car. I have a lot of trouble sleeping in the car. If I wake up in the middle, do I lose the money? __________________ "Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

08-05-2003, 05:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
Slims Eccentric insomniac Location: North Carolina	Yeah, yeah, and yeah, so long as my girlfriend/wife okayed it. __________________ "Socialism is a philosophy of failure, the creed of ignorance, and the gospel of envy, its inherent virtue is the equal sharing of misery." - Winston Churchill "All men dream: but not equally. Those who dream by night in the dusty recesses of their minds wake in the day to find that it was vanity: but the dreamers of the day are dangerous men, for they may act out their dream with open eyes, to make it possible." Seven Pillars of Wisdom, T.E. Lawrence

08-05-2003, 05:19 PM	#13 (permalink)
Katyblu Crazy Location: Here and there and everywhere	1. yes 2. yes 3. only if my husband okayed it

08-05-2003, 06:37 PM	#16 (permalink)
hotzot We're having potato pancakes! Location: stalag 13	Yes I would, My wife would make me. (2 kids in college) __________________ The Bully Boys are here!

08-05-2003, 06:56 PM	#17 (permalink)
dellamag6 Upright	HMM let me think..........YES!!! but would you let your wife?

08-05-2003, 10:27 PM	#18 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	male or female?

08-07-2003, 12:56 PM	#24 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	yes yes no

08-07-2003, 01:07 PM	#25 (permalink)
ghostF98 Tilted Location: texas	Yes No No

08-05-2003, 10:32 PM	#19 (permalink)
Slash Upright Location: NY and Around the World	Yes, if it is a SHE and pretty No No

08-06-2003, 01:05 PM	#20 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	Yes yes yes and if there was a problem afterwards who cares I've got a cool mill. in my pocket.

08-06-2003, 10:28 PM	#22 (permalink)
crackpot Junkie Location: Montreal	I'd sleep with Joan bloody Rivers for that amount of money.

08-07-2003, 05:21 PM	#26 (permalink)
lemming Tilted	i dont understand why people say " yes, if she is pretty" ...its a million bucks were talkin about and thats a butt load of cash for a few mins work...for a million bucks id stick my dick just about anywhere.=p

08-07-2003, 05:32 PM	#27 (permalink)
bobw Psycho Location: somewhere....	Yes Maybe (depends on the person I am committed to) Nope

08-07-2003, 06:05 PM	#28 (permalink)
more fire Psycho Location: London	Yes Yes Yes

08-08-2003, 08:31 AM	#29 (permalink)
sportsrule101 Insane	yes to all only if it is a human and of the opposit sex, and is half way normal looking __________________ winning isn't everything but losing isn't anything

08-08-2003, 08:38 AM	#30 (permalink)
Diablo Crazy	Yes Yes Yes My only rule is that she doesn't have any STDs. __________________ queef queef queef queef queef queef queef VAGINAPHONE!

08-08-2003, 08:40 AM	#31 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	if it isnt going to hurt/disease me any then fuck yeah __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

08-09-2003, 04:44 PM	#34 (permalink)
txgirl so many men...so little time. Location: Bellingham	Sure why not? it's only sleeping right? just checking...

08-09-2003, 05:54 PM	#35 (permalink)
Esen TFPer formaly known as Chauncey Location: North East	Yes too all three, I would imagine my wife would get pissed if I passed up the million shit she would proabably put on a strap on and fuck em her self if that is what we needed to do for a million dollars __________________ ~Esen What is everyone doing in my room?

08-09-2003, 06:51 PM	#37 (permalink)
bermuDa don't ignore this--> Location: CA	This reminds me of a joke I heard today... a kid was talking to his dad and asked him "dad, can you explain the difference between hypothetical and reality?" the dad thought for a moment and said "yeah I think so... hold on..." He left the room and returned with his wife and daughter. He asked his wife "Honey, would you sleep with the mailman for a million dollars?" She paused and said "hmm, i guess so. yeah" Then he turned to his daughter "How about you? would you sleep with the mailmain for a million dollars?" "hell yeah" she said. Then he turned to his son. "See, hypothetically we're sitting on two million dollars... In reality we live with a couple of whores!" __________________ I am the very model of a moderator gentleman.

08-09-2003, 10:16 PM	#38 (permalink)
Acme-143 Tilted Location: Hellhole, Arizona	what would I do for a million dollars.... A GOAT!!!! >=) __________________ All your base are belong to us!!! You will never know the simple pleasures of a monkey knife fight.