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07-23-2005, 08:53 AM
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Hey Now!
Location: Massachusetts (Redneck, white boy town. I hate it here.)
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I need to find her,
Have you seen Sarah Connor, She must be destroyed. Next: DMV
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07-24-2005, 06:58 PM
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Upright
Location: denial
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DMV Payload:
'That's enough to prove my point' Don't save as template! Next: Geeks 
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07-26-2005, 08:49 AM
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"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
Location: Paradise Regained
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Quote:
For info on geeks Please see Tilted Computers lots of geeks post there Next: Church
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08-12-2005, 08:39 AM
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"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
Location: Paradise Regained
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the sweet soothing feel
of my mothers warm breast milk being brought up as I'm burped. NEXT: White people dancing
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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys |
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09-07-2005, 12:50 PM
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Getting it.
Super Moderator
Location: Lion City
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Blow wind, blow your worst
Bringing death and destruction until you are done NEXT: My big toe
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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke |
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09-07-2005, 01:11 PM
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Professional Loafer
Location: texas
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bah, bad post, sorry
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"You hear the one about the fella who died, went to the pearly gates? St. Peter let him in. Sees a guy in a suit making a closing argument. Says, "Who's that?" St. Peter says, "Oh, that's God. Thinks he's Denny Crane." |
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01-28-2006, 05:23 AM
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Crazy
Location: buckle of the snow belt
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Stein's beautiful new
stein: crystal clear! Filled up, then done. Wish it were mine. NEXT: american idol
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02-08-2006, 10:59 AM
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Adrift
Location: Wandering in the Desert of Life
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A comedian
William Melvin Hicks died In Nineteen Ninty-Four Next: crabgrass
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02-13-2006, 12:20 AM
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Location: this ain't kansas, toto
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free. yet unwelcomed.
other side of fence complains... fuck uppity cunts. * actually, i'm that uppity cunt. round-up isn't that expensive, bitch! *  next: allergies
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02-13-2006, 07:27 AM
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"I'm sorry. What was the question?"
Location: Paradise Regained
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There's one kid I teach;
peanut butter will kill him. Don't touch my sandwich! Next hairy backs.
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I have faith in a few things - divinity and grace But even when I'm on my knees I know the devil preys |
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04-08-2006, 08:43 AM
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Upright
Location: New York, NY
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Angle Grinder Man
the wheel clamp vigilante: Traffic Warden's Bane! http://www.anglegrinderman.org/ Next up: bbq el cowboy
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04-18-2006, 01:56 PM
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Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side
Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.
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black and white cruiser
in hot pursuit of a slow moving white bronco next: diverticulitis
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He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin... |
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04-18-2006, 03:21 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Abdominal pain
like diverticulitis Warm, scented breeze wafts. ('Scuse me.) Next: A goldfish ponders a golf ball that's been dropped into its bowl.
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11-02-2007, 05:26 PM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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I can't recall not
being swathed in LL Bean eight more months to go. Nexty: I wish I could quit you
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Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. |
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11-05-2007, 06:31 AM
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Minion of the scaléd ones
Location: Northeast Jesusland
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Cute little kitten
tail twitching from my wingtip left me a dead mouse Next: I resign!
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