Fly

i used to have a cat we called faster.

name yours slower....

or Zappa

or fucker

shitbox annie works too.

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paddyjoe

I've always been fond of `Larry'.

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Sion

Shithead (ala The Jerk) is a great name for any animal. You could also go with one of many shit-themed names, like Dipshit, Jack Shit (or Jackie/Jaqueline Shit, seeing as how its a female), Deep Shit, World of Shit, etc.

Roadkill

Sylvia Stupid

Cunt (just think of the fun you could have with that. introducing it to friends, calling for it in the middle of the night, etc. not to mention its a pun. pussycat>pussy>cunt. get it?)

lets see, its stupid, its grey, its female, the answer is obvious: Whoopie

Wendy Whoppers

if its an outside cat, and you dont get her fixed, the Slut, Whore, Tramp, etc. Trust me, any of these will be appropriate.

Duchess Vagina of Pussington



i could do this all day, but I wont.

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I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

aus5tin

any chance of making this cat retarded?

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Spinach_Indeed

I say name is "Spinach"

or at least something related to his head. Head names are funny.

"C'mere Fathead!"

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troit

Zoi (sounds like -- Zowee)
Miller (after the beer, of course)
Cammie

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best answer ever

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Trogdor the Burninator. And it would even have it's own theme song...

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Tubby!

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Skidmark

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Anus

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Dog Meat ... j/k I love cats ... *ahem* *cough cough*

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SpoilSport

We named our cat "Mucous". We call her "Mukey" sometimes and everone is under the assumption it's a fucking anime name (Miyuki). I explain the whole thing, it's short for "mucous", and I usually get an "...oh." accompanied by that face. You know which one I'm talking about.

tritium

LOL while I watch 007 take a parachute from some poor sap ... Jaws is screwed again. HAHAHAHAHAAAAA! I love Moonraker.

laxative

thanks for all the suggestions. I was leaning towards shithead. Mucous is great too. My old lady started calling it "Suckhead" and it's stuck so far. Has a nice ring to it. However, I haven't seen poor little Suckhead in a few hours, and she wouldn't come for food. Damn, I don't wanna do this all over again already.

waxeater

Ceefer

(C for Cat)

mrquackers

Is it skittish? If so, "Fraidy" or "Scare-dy" would be cool.

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Early H

How about shithead since cats act like shitheads

bernadette

"short term" v.7

(v.7 or whatever version replacement number this cat is)

or
terminal (cuz she ain't gonna live long)
shorty (for short life span)
whoosh (cuz 3 yrs will pass quickly)
im-a-goner
disposable
temporary
d•con (like the rat poison)

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Entropy
Chaos
Tube Steak
Neutron (if you get him fixed)
Neutrino (if you get him fixed, and he's small)

bermuDa

i named my stupid cat stupid... but it turns out she ran into walls cause she was blind

try naming it something more intelligent, it might last longer.

how about... conflegration

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Fuckfucks

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horse

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dnd

well my parents named my pet goldfish "Dog" and ever since i woke up to Dog floatin upside down and definatly not swimmin i've kinda been scarred for life...but on a lighter note...what about Dog....or Biatch....I think Biatch for a cat would be great... imagine this...."damn u biatch, u just shat all over my floor"
ok...stupid...ignore me for now

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jumpingbeans

Morris?

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Call it "poor thing" or KAWAII!!! or Sam the Dragon

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Kangaroo Cat
Curious George

Those were names we thought we should have named our orange kitten once we got used to him. His name is Lightning. My other cat is Smokey. But his fur looks Smokey (my first cat, I'm entitled to a little cute).

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dingleberry
scrotum
poopskin

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Zargix

how about "Fuck-fuck"?
or name a fish, "Fluffy"

IckUber

name your cat, "cpt.awesome" or "cpt.ovaries" eitherway we need to agree that the word "captian" will start out his name.

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neddy65

Anyone remember "earl the dead cat". ----stuffed cat with treadmarks on his back. or pick a name and stay with it just add version numbers ie. earl 2

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Greyskull, paws of thunder

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The Cheat. You should definitely name your cat "The Cheat"

I had a roomate who named his cat 'Collaborator', and anothe roomates whose two cats were 'pumpkinhead' and 'the kid', but I'd still go with The Cheat

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IC3

How about "Askhim" or "Askher" When I get my own cat, I may call he/she that.

It's something that will make everyperson that asks what your cats name is...Kinda make a funny face, Well I think so anyways.

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Batman976

If I had a cat, I would name him Hairball.

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Cats are fun especially when they atart cathcing and eating birds. HAHA

IC3

That's why I love cat's...Just the whole Killer Instict that they have.

dylanmarsh

Well, since you are using/employing this feline to hunt and kill mice, why not name it after a famous assassin? Like Oswald, or Hinckley, or Wilkes, or Chapman, or Ruby, or Sirhan Sirhan, or Earl Ray. I think the one that really stands out in my mind is naming your kitty "The Nation of Islam." Not for the current state of things, but the fact that they killed Malcolm X; although, you could point out that they are evil, etc and not to be messed with by anything, even a little mouse.

Plus, I think it would hysterical to tell your neighbors that The Nation of Islam killed two mice today in your barn. And then suggest that The Nation would love to come over and hunt on your property. You could even further the joke by saying that if The Nation of Islam is good, you give her piece of bacon or a saucer of milk; The Nation loves its milk.

Ho-train

Mr/Mrs.Bojangles

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how about "alive"

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