Is Justin Timberlake a woman? - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

baaa · 07-28-2003, 09:26 AM

My girlfriend went to his concert last night, and she came back with pics.
Dude changed his clothes like 5 times. What kind of man goes around playing drees up?

numberfive · 07-28-2003, 09:42 AM

Most pop stars change their clothes a lot at concerts. No idea why, they just do.

mortius · 07-28-2003, 10:06 AM

Perhaps something to do with the amount they sweat?

snoop · 07-28-2003, 04:30 PM

The Trousersnake dances like MJ, sings like a girl (as does MJ) . . is he Michael Jacksons love child or what . . !!

dogma13554u · 07-28-2003, 05:13 PM

I can't stand this guy. My gf says he's perfect. PERFECT?!? I say he's more woman than man.

Meridae'n · 07-28-2003, 05:32 PM

He's having sex with 50 times more women than any of us are so i'd gladly trade places with him...

I think it's pronounced 'jealousy'

rockzilla · 07-28-2003, 05:43 PM

Meridae'n's right, he has more money and women then me

Therefore, he's queer.

pavel_lishin · 07-28-2003, 08:35 PM

Eh, we have a running joke with our neighbor that the guy who played Legolas in LOTR is a woman... so every time we see him, we keep telling her, "Hey, there's your woman! Man, she looks hot with a buzzcut!"

bundy · 07-29-2003, 06:25 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by rockzilla
Meridae'n's right, he has more money and women then me

Therefore, he's queer.

well said.
i agree entirely.

MikeyChalupa · 07-29-2003, 06:42 AM

Justin is a male.

AJ from the Backstreet Boys, however, has both male and female reproductive organs.

-Mikey

KYBOrulz · 07-29-2003, 07:02 AM

I am gonna have to go with yes on this one

sub zero · 07-29-2003, 03:05 PM

timberlake = woman
spears = man

Munku · 07-29-2003, 09:00 PM

Spears is hot as hell. You need glasses my friend.

Plummie · 07-29-2003, 09:01 PM

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Originally posted by numberfive
Most pop stars change their clothes a lot at concerts.

It's because their music is so terrible they have to keep the crowd entertained in other ways.

Their entire image is based around appearances, the music is just a backdrop for them.

Sad...

slimshaydee · 07-29-2003, 09:11 PM

oh thtop it people he wath jutht trying to get those thtubborn thweat thtains outta his clothes

sub zero · 07-29-2003, 09:19 PM

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Originally posted by slimshaydee
oh thtop it people he wath jutht trying to get those thtubborn thweat thtains outta his clothes

Yah know you're not supposed to post while you're drunk right?

Cbprowler · 07-29-2003, 10:27 PM

Fools... All of you...
Well, most of you anyway.
For some reason you don't understand that Mr. Timberlake taps more ass on a regular drunken Saturday than you will in the peak of your manhood (sadly 19-21 for us).
He has more money than he can wipe his ass with. He can have almost any woman he wants. Almost. And that is good enough for me. Kudos to you Mr. Timberlake. We should respect and possibly even pray to him, in hopes we could reach his heights.

07-28-2003, 09:26 AM	#1 (permalink)
baaa Banned Location: ville	Is Justin Timberlake a woman? My girlfriend went to his concert last night, and she came back with pics. Dude changed his clothes like 5 times. What kind of man goes around playing drees up?

07-28-2003, 09:42 AM	#2 (permalink)
numberfive You + Me = Us Location: California dreaming...	Most pop stars change their clothes a lot at concerts. No idea why, they just do. __________________ P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

07-28-2003, 10:06 AM	#3 (permalink)
mortius Tilted Location: Houston, Tx	Perhaps something to do with the amount they sweat? __________________ What's Your Addiction?

07-28-2003, 04:30 PM	#4 (permalink)
snoop Insane	The Trousersnake dances like MJ, sings like a girl (as does MJ) . . is he Michael Jacksons love child or what . . !! __________________ ------------------------------------------------ Insert Witty Slogan Here . . . . .

07-28-2003, 05:32 PM	#6 (permalink)
Meridae'n Loose Cunt Location: North Bondi RSL	He's having sex with 50 times more women than any of us are so i'd gladly trade places with him... I think it's pronounced 'jealousy' __________________ What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

07-28-2003, 05:13 PM	#5 (permalink)
dogma13554u Crazy	I can't stand this guy. My gf says he's perfect. PERFECT?!? I say he's more woman than man.

07-28-2003, 05:43 PM	#7 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Meridae'n's right, he has more money and women then me Therefore, he's queer.

07-28-2003, 08:35 PM	#8 (permalink)
pavel_lishin Tilted Location: Richardson, TX	Eh, we have a running joke with our neighbor that the guy who played Legolas in LOTR is a woman... so every time we see him, we keep telling her, "Hey, there's your woman! Man, she looks hot with a buzzcut!" __________________ Vote Quimby!

07-29-2003, 06:42 AM	#10 (permalink)
MikeyChalupa Squid Location: USS George Washington	Justin is a male. AJ from the Backstreet Boys, however, has both male and female reproductive organs. -Mikey

07-29-2003, 07:02 AM	#11 (permalink)
KYBOrulz Upright	I am gonna have to go with yes on this one __________________ Hahaha Bow down before my 300ZX twin turbo!

07-29-2003, 03:05 PM	#12 (permalink)
sub zero Addict Location: The one state that doesn't have black outs: TEXAS BABY!!!	timberlake = woman spears = man __________________ Did you Google it yet? Join the TFP Typing team!!

07-29-2003, 09:00 PM	#13 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Spears is hot as hell. You need glasses my friend.

07-29-2003, 09:11 PM	#15 (permalink)
slimshaydee If you've read this, PM me and say so Location: Sitting on my ass, and you?	oh thtop it people he wath jutht trying to get those thtubborn thweat thtains outta his clothes

07-29-2003, 10:27 PM	#17 (permalink)
Cbprowler Upright	Fools... All of you... Well, most of you anyway. For some reason you don't understand that Mr. Timberlake taps more ass on a regular drunken Saturday than you will in the peak of your manhood (sadly 19-21 for us). He has more money than he can wipe his ass with. He can have almost any woman he wants. Almost. And that is good enough for me. Kudos to you Mr. Timberlake. We should respect and possibly even pray to him, in hopes we could reach his heights.