Stiltzkin

Ok, I edited this again.

As I originally stated... I am made of stone. And as I also originally stated, the reasoning behind this is extremely long-winded and so boring that you would become impudent and have a cataract appear in your eye.

So... what are you made of?

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The most important thing in this world is love.

niek

do slugs have to shit sometimes?

Stiltzkin

I should probably just tell everyone to forget about this thread... ::sighs::

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The most important thing in this world is love.

Peetster

Mostly water.

uncle phil

do snakes and snails and puppy dog tails count?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

MrFlux

Mushy stuff

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flux (n.)
Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

Fly

well...today...we're lookin' at a couple wobbly pops,i bit of pool water(cuz of the pops),a doobie,2 peperoni sticks and a chunk of leftover steak.

see you tomorrow i guess.

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

Meridae'n

Half a Subway, some Bourbon, and a shitload of carbon.

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

YourNeverThere

why do these threads keep happening? moreover, why dont they happen more often? they kick ass. Anyhoo, i'm mostly made up of magic, pure magic.

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The Above post is a direct quote from Shakespeare

Giant Hamburger

Hail Star-Crossed Thread Starter!

I am...
2 pounds chopped beef chuck or round
1 onion
1 tablespoon heavy cream
Freshly ground black pepper
Unsalted butter
olive oil
Kosher salt
Do I not sound simple and delicious?
-GH

twotimesadingo

Nothing in particular.

::sigh::

I'm not special.

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I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons.
I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason.
I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son.
They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself."
- A Perfect Circle

bundy

as my name suggests... i am made of...

molasses
pure water
special yeast
36 hours of fermentation
2 distillation processes
and
2 years of maturation

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Ohayo!!!

Stiltzkin

Really? Where? Show me the thread and I shall concur.

For a second there I was thinking that by "1 onion" you meant only one strip of onion. I always put at least five or six strips of onion on my hamburgers

GH is teh r0x0rs!

Glad someone agrees. "moreover, why dont they happen more often? they kick ass." also the reason why I started this thread

Sure ya are. C'mon, tell us

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The most important thing in this world is love.

drawerfixer

Pure ephedrine.

Can get you completely hyped up and ready to go. Fun most of the time. Get too much of me in your system, though, and you'll die a painful death.

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They that can give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

uncle phil

GH...excellent...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

grumpyolddude

You're right, phil. G.H. can always pique my appetite.

btw, I'm 10% inspiration and 90% hops and barley (and a little malt).

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Meridae'n

And together with 210ml of Coke and frozen water you made a mockery of my Saturday night... and made sure my entire Sunday was spent in the foetal position

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

The_Dude

i dont know yet.

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bundy

OMG.
thats exactly my story.
except after way too many bundys i ended up at a jazz bar drinking Champagne that i couldn´t afford.

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Ohayo!!!

Fly

throw a few more pops and some corn on the cob,salad,ham and scalloped potatoes in there too eh.

*long day....hungry*

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BASTARD

SterlingStudios

rockzilla

Nicotine
Skepticism
Willpower
Alcohol
Cojones

ishkeb

Once asked my little cousin, when having a Powerpuff Girls induced discussion about the "Sugar and Spice" thing, what boys are made of. She replied Rasberry Poo. So, I am made of Rasberry Poo.

Meridae'n

Ah, Bundaberg Rum... will you ever not render the drinker incapable of thought and reasoning?

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What's easier to believe: that a guy was born without sex in the manner of several Greek demigods and grew up to be able to transmute liquids and alter his body density yet couldn't escape government execution, or that three freemasons in a vehicle made with aluminum foil in an era before digital technology escaped our atmosphere, landing on the moon, broadcasted from there, and then flew back without burning up?

laxative

pot resin and poop.

laxative

pimps don't drink water, don't smoke girlie cigs, and sure as hell don't eat starlight mints.

btw, slugs do poop.

absorbentishe

Someone told me I must be made up of piss and vinegar, but I don't think I'm that bitter.... yet...

I'll settle for beer, burgers, and bitches.

numberfive

Hot Tamales. So very many Hot Tamales.

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P.S. Always remember: to forget is a form of suicide. (If I could only remember to forget myself.)

Midlandmadman

I am made of Coke (the beverage) and pasta.

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Its good to be back.

crackpot

Um, I'm a gigantic and tremendously misshapen sperm & egg. If you will.

Magpie0001

Well... I taste salty so Im gonna say salt. Yeah Im definately made of salt.

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Music is my first love & It will be my last.