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MaGlC_MaN · 07-23-2003, 10:36 AM

k, i thought of this a while back. And it's cool. instead of saying "goddamn" - cuz we all know that's pretty harsh, why not just say... "dodge ram". i mean, cmon.. say it out loud to yourself, sounds almost like it, eh? when you get pissed sometime, just give it a go.. example : you're at church and the preacher spills that wine or whatever on your brand new white alligator shirt (the ones with the cool alligator patch on the breast).. so you say.. "dodge ram it!!" and tah dah! you've saved your ass from goin to hell. anyway, have fun with it.

obediah · 07-23-2003, 10:41 AM

You certainly get an E for Effort, but I don't think it's catchy enough. Of course, I've neven been a trend setter, so maybe you'll be on Leno by the end of the week.

Spinach_Indeed · 07-23-2003, 10:41 AM

..... That's fablous Rook.

I have the utmost faith that it will catch on, and soon making little school boys Giggle EVERYWHERE. Believe in yourself and YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE

sadistikdreams · 07-23-2003, 10:41 AM

DODGE RAM IT!

CHEESE AND RICE!

mmm... my 2 favourite things.

cchris · 07-23-2003, 10:46 AM

I have seen the light.

AMEN.

terpie · 07-23-2003, 11:13 AM

Lightening strikes in more than one place at more than one time.

Troublebot · 07-23-2003, 11:25 AM

Mmmmmmm... cheese and rice.

Now I'm hungry.

Hey, how about saying "All day sucker" instead of "Motherfucker?"

Mmmmmmmm... all day sucker.

crow_daw · 07-23-2003, 11:27 AM

Yes, well....................I know what I like, and I like this.

vermin · 07-24-2003, 05:51 PM

How about saying "shit-eating ass-fuck" instead of "your honor"?

*Oops! I think I missed the point of this thread*

MrFlux · 07-24-2003, 06:01 PM

Diddle.

rockzilla · 07-24-2003, 07:52 PM

Now if you could only think of a G-Rated version of me screaming "Migdet-fucking-cock-Jesus" when I burn myself.

sadistikdreams · 07-24-2003, 07:58 PM

hmmm. Fidget munkin dock HEY ZEUS!

dogma13554u · 07-24-2003, 08:07 PM

I'm sorry, there's no way I'm saying dodge ram. If you want to swear, you sure as hell better have the balls to say it, none of that "sugar/brownie" crap they tell little kids.

07-27-2003, 10:57 PM

here's some slang for you fellas, check out the the post by me near the bottom:
http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....787#post446787

laxative · 07-27-2003, 11:04 PM

I'd rather go to hell.

Murpher · 07-27-2003, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by JohnnyCorpse
here's some slang for you fellas, check out the the post by me near the bottom:
http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....787#post446787

Best damn slang I've heard in years.

laxative · 07-27-2003, 11:24 PM

pretty sure mrpher is a slobing beezer.

07-28-2003, 10:06 PM

Actually, seeing as my group and I came up with the words, the correct phrase would be "beezering slobe".

Note: the beezer came before the slobe

cliche · 07-29-2003, 06:19 AM

I'm not saying dodge ramming M'KAY!!!!!!!

m'kay?

Oh bugger...

kalisto_911 · 07-29-2003, 06:42 AM

I like muthertrucker and dagnammit!

Spinach_Indeed · 07-29-2003, 11:56 AM

I grew up in the south, so the common subsitute for God Dammit is Gawr Dangit.

Fire · 07-29-2003, 09:43 PM

when in pain I often shout "fuck me Jesus"- unfortunately i now work for a christian coalition member- so this thread might pay off

07-23-2003, 10:36 AM	#1 (permalink)
MaGlC_MaN Insane Location: Tennessee	it is imperative that you all use my new slang! k, i thought of this a while back. And it's cool. instead of saying "goddamn" - cuz we all know that's pretty harsh, why not just say... "dodge ram". i mean, cmon.. say it out loud to yourself, sounds almost like it, eh? when you get pissed sometime, just give it a go.. example : you're at church and the preacher spills that wine or whatever on your brand new white alligator shirt (the ones with the cool alligator patch on the breast).. so you say.. "dodge ram it!!" and tah dah! you've saved your ass from goin to hell. anyway, have fun with it.

07-23-2003, 10:41 AM	#3 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	..... That's fablous Rook. I have the utmost faith that it will catch on, and soon making little school boys Giggle EVERYWHERE. Believe in yourself and YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-23-2003, 10:41 AM	#4 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	DODGE RAM IT! CHEESE AND RICE! mmm... my 2 favourite things. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-23-2003, 10:46 AM	#5 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	I have seen the light. AMEN. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-23-2003, 11:25 AM	#7 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	Mmmmmmm... cheese and rice. Now I'm hungry. Hey, how about saying "All day sucker" instead of "Motherfucker?" Mmmmmmmm... all day sucker. __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

07-23-2003, 10:41 AM	#2 (permalink)
obediah Crazy	You certainly get an E for Effort, but I don't think it's catchy enough. Of course, I've neven been a trend setter, so maybe you'll be on Leno by the end of the week.

07-23-2003, 11:13 AM	#6 (permalink)
terpie Tilted	Lightening strikes in more than one place at more than one time.

07-23-2003, 11:27 AM	#8 (permalink)
crow_daw Idolator Location: Vol Country	Yes, well....................I know what I like, and I like this. __________________ "We each have a star, all we have to do is find it. Once you do, everyone who sees it will be blinded." - Earl Simmons

07-24-2003, 05:51 PM	#9 (permalink)
vermin Indifferent to anti-matter Location: Tucson, AZ	How about saying "shit-eating ass-fuck" instead of "your honor"? Oops! I think I missed the point of this thread __________________ If puns were sausages, this would be the wurst.

07-24-2003, 06:01 PM	#10 (permalink)
MrFlux Fluxing wildly... Location: Auckland, New Zealand	Diddle. __________________ flux (n.) Medicine. The discharge of large quantities of fluid material from the body, especially the discharge of watery feces from the intestines.

07-24-2003, 07:52 PM	#11 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Now if you could only think of a G-Rated version of me screaming "Migdet-fucking-cock-Jesus" when I burn myself.

07-24-2003, 07:58 PM	#12 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	hmmm. Fidget munkin dock HEY ZEUS! __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

07-24-2003, 08:07 PM	#13 (permalink)
dogma13554u Crazy	I'm sorry, there's no way I'm saying dodge ram. If you want to swear, you sure as hell better have the balls to say it, none of that "sugar/brownie" crap they tell little kids.

07-27-2003, 10:57 PM	#14 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	here's some slang for you fellas, check out the the post by me near the bottom: http://tfproject.org/tfp/showthread....787#post446787

07-27-2003, 11:04 PM	#15 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	I'd rather go to hell.

07-29-2003, 06:19 AM	#19 (permalink)
cliche Rookie Location: Oxford, UK	I'm not saying dodge ramming M'KAY!!!!!!! m'kay? Oh bugger... __________________ I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage (1912 - 1992)

07-29-2003, 06:42 AM	#20 (permalink)
kalisto_911 Psycho Location: Dreams	I like muthertrucker and dagnammit! __________________ I know not how I may seem to others, but to myself I am but a small child wandering upon the vast shores of knowledge, every now and then finding a small bright pebble to content myself with. [Plato]

07-27-2003, 11:24 PM	#17 (permalink)
laxative Loser Location: the bathroom	pretty sure mrpher is a slobing beezer.

07-28-2003, 10:06 PM	#18 (permalink)
JohnnyCorpse Guest	Actually, seeing as my group and I came up with the words, the correct phrase would be "beezering slobe". Note: the beezer came before the slobe

07-29-2003, 11:56 AM	#21 (permalink)
Spinach_Indeed Banned? Location: Artic Tundra	I grew up in the south, so the common subsitute for God Dammit is Gawr Dangit. __________________ Spinach in Need is Spinach Indeed

07-29-2003, 09:43 PM	#22 (permalink)
Fire Warrior Smith Location: missouri	when in pain I often shout "fuck me Jesus"- unfortunately i now work for a christian coalition member- so this thread might pay off __________________ Thought the harder, Heart the bolder, Mood the more as our might lessens