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bundy · 07-17-2003, 10:08 PM

well, as some of you already know...

Giant Hamburger and i plan on getting married.

we are in love. and it isn't just your average boy-girl love, its your special kinda love that only exists between man and beef bi-product.

Upton Sinclair never wrote of such a romance as this.

we met a few months ago right here in the TFP... and our love has blossumed into a flame-grilled romance.

here is the first picture hammy sent me of himself...

i thought it was a little strange, what with him not being humanoid and stuff... but since he was so open minded, i realised i should be too...

note the euro influence in that outfit.

i soon found out we share a lot of interests...

such as jazz...

and the pursuit of truth in journalism...
edited out by hrdwareguy

of course, i found it hard to abandon my bourgeois ideals of marrying a pretty girl, having heaps of kids and adding to the community...

i even thought of him in vaguely humanoid terms...

but i couldn't go on like that...
so i found solace in his other great qualities.

like his family (although his brother intimidated me at first with his strange ideas)...

and

he has a funky car (what a turn-on!!)...

he has taught me new and wonderful things...

like the great and wonderful Hamburger gods above...

and the great history of his ancestors...

of course, he's got his haters...

and i know hes had others in his life...

but he'll always be my little Hammy...

and of course, in the bedroom people...well... lets just say i found my THRILLS ON HAMBURGER HILL...

anyway,
we'll be letting everyone know about the wedding details later.

thank you.

Munku · 07-17-2003, 10:26 PM

Nice laugh there.

If that second to last pic, is a real hamburger costume. I want one! Reminds me of a tv show called Doug I used to watch 5 + years ago. One episode he dressed up as a giant hamburger mascot, and a dog stole his pants. :P

Giant Hamburger · 07-17-2003, 10:38 PM

Hail Bundy!

This is a restraining order.

Sure we've had maybe four magic moments
although the last one was really all about RW.

But the TFP prom is coming up and I want to explore my options.
I heard it just might be a...

I know, I know, I know, I just punched you in the chest and ripped your still-beating heart out and held it to your face.

Can we still be friends?
Except for those nights when I drink too much and show up ready to roll.
-GH

cchris · 07-20-2003, 01:36 PM

How did I miss this?
Fighting already too.
Funny stuff.

platypus · 07-20-2003, 02:39 PM

Have you told Hammy about the beet root and fried egg thing yet?

07-17-2003, 10:08 PM	#1 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	HAMMY MATRIMONY well, as some of you already know... Giant Hamburger and i plan on getting married. we are in love. and it isn't just your average boy-girl love, its your special kinda love that only exists between man and beef bi-product. Upton Sinclair never wrote of such a romance as this. we met a few months ago right here in the TFP... and our love has blossumed into a flame-grilled romance. here is the first picture hammy sent me of himself... i thought it was a little strange, what with him not being humanoid and stuff... but since he was so open minded, i realised i should be too... note the euro influence in that outfit. i soon found out we share a lot of interests... such as jazz... and the pursuit of truth in journalism... edited out by hrdwareguy of course, i found it hard to abandon my bourgeois ideals of marrying a pretty girl, having heaps of kids and adding to the community... i even thought of him in vaguely humanoid terms... but i couldn't go on like that... so i found solace in his other great qualities. like his family (although his brother intimidated me at first with his strange ideas)... and he has a funky car (what a turn-on!!)... he has taught me new and wonderful things... like the great and wonderful Hamburger gods above... and the great history of his ancestors... of course, he's got his haters... and i know hes had others in his life... but he'll always be my little Hammy... and of course, in the bedroom people...well... lets just say i found my THRILLS ON HAMBURGER HILL... anyway, we'll be letting everyone know about the wedding details later. thank you. __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by hrdwareguy; 06-08-2004 at 11:29 AM..

07-20-2003, 01:36 PM	#4 (permalink)
cchris Junkie Location: Sydney	How did I miss this? Fighting already too. Funny stuff. __________________ There's a fine line between participation and mockery

07-20-2003, 02:39 PM	#5 (permalink)
platypus Essen meine kurze Hosen Location: NY Burbs	Have you told Hammy about the beet root and fried egg thing yet? __________________ Out the 10Base-T, through the router, down the T1, over the leased line, off the bridge, past the firewall...nothing but Net.

07-17-2003, 10:26 PM	#2 (permalink)
Munku Lost Location: Florida	Nice laugh there. If that second to last pic, is a real hamburger costume. I want one! Reminds me of a tv show called Doug I used to watch 5 + years ago. One episode he dressed up as a giant hamburger mascot, and a dog stole his pants. :P

07-17-2003, 10:38 PM	#3 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Hail Bundy! This is a restraining order. Sure we've had maybe four magic moments although the last one was really all about RW. But the TFP prom is coming up and I want to explore my options. I heard it just might be a... I know, I know, I know, I just punched you in the chest and ripped your still-beating heart out and held it to your face. Can we still be friends? Except for those nights when I drink too much and show up ready to roll. -GH