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07-17-2003, 10:08 PM
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Location: Tokyo
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HAMMY MATRIMONY
well, as some of you already know...
Giant Hamburger and i plan on getting married. we are in love. and it isn't just your average boy-girl love, its your special kinda love that only exists between man and beef bi-product. Upton Sinclair never wrote of such a romance as this. we met a few months ago right here in the TFP... and our love has blossumed into a flame-grilled romance. here is the first picture hammy sent me of himself...  i thought it was a little strange, what with him not being humanoid and stuff... but since he was so open minded, i realised i should be too...  note the euro influence in that outfit. i soon found out we share a lot of interests... such as jazz...  and the pursuit of truth in journalism... edited out by hrdwareguy of course, i found it hard to abandon my bourgeois ideals of marrying a pretty girl, having heaps of kids and adding to the community... i even thought of him in vaguely humanoid terms...  but i couldn't go on like that... so i found solace in his other great qualities. like his family (although his brother intimidated me at first with his strange ideas)...  and  he has a funky car (what a turn-on!!)...  he has taught me new and wonderful things... like the great and wonderful Hamburger gods above...  and the great history of his ancestors...  of course, he's got his haters...  and i know hes had others in his life...  but he'll always be my little Hammy...  and of course, in the bedroom people...well... lets just say i found my THRILLS ON HAMBURGER HILL...  anyway, we'll be letting everyone know about the wedding details later. thank you.
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Ohayo!!! Last edited by hrdwareguy; 06-08-2004 at 11:29 AM.. |
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07-17-2003, 10:38 PM
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Gastrolithuanian
Location: low-velocity Earth orbit
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Hail Bundy!
This is a restraining order.  Sure we've had maybe four magic moments although the last one was really all about RW.  But the TFP prom is coming up and I want to explore my options. I heard it just might be a...  I know, I know, I know, I just punched you in the chest and ripped your still-beating heart out and held it to your face. Can we still be friends? Except for those nights when I drink too much and show up ready to roll. -GH |
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If that second to last pic, is a real hamburger costume. I want one! Reminds me of a tv show called Doug I used to watch 5 + years ago. One episode he dressed up as a giant hamburger mascot, and a dog stole his pants. :P
