Sessions with Yzerman, TFP Psychologist
 

I have assigned myself the first and only TFP Psychologist.

In order to determine the sanity of the tilted forum project, I must have each one of you willing subjects lay back on my couch of crazy-people and answer this question:

What do you see in this classic Rorschach Test??

http://w1.303.telia.com/~u30302947/Rorschach.jpg


I'll determine if your crazy or not by your answer. Then post other tests along the way.

i see penetration and i looks like it hurts too.

what do i win?

someone with a turkey on their head...giving birth too....a turkey....

are you looking forward to sessions with me!?

flyman- you win a convertable, but you have to pick it up from my office.

Miranda- close, but no cigar. I think you may have a turkey phobia. I think you *could* get away with murder and claim insanity. Just say the turkeys made you do it.

Hey, I thought there were no right or wrong answers to these things. What kind of psychologist are you?:p

You're in denial. Its a classic manic-depressive response.

I see a monk meditating.


Am I nuts?

I see a woman lying at the end of a bed with her legs spread and a gentleman standing over her, gingerly inserting himself...

All I ever see in those is butterflies.

i see a frog

An Armidillo having a ham sandwich, and a Japanese beer, Kirin I think, while meditating on the meaning of Zen.

So, am I close???

Lets see.

I think the preliminary question is over. Most of you are nuts to do active therapy.

Rockogore.....your off the hook. You're 100% sane.

I'm prescribing electroshock therapy, prozac, and green tea for the rest of you. Then we'll begin therapy.

Anyone want to do hypnosis?

The image looks like a distaught Red Wings fan whose team got swept in the first round.


I might end up needing an image for me tomorrow if the AVS blow there 3-1 advantage in game 7 tonight.

I see that chick who sang in the opera in The Fifth Element with black pasties over her boobies, and a big splotchy penis. No, really. That's what I see.

i didn't see anything in that...till someone said penetration :p

I see a woman opening her mouth for the money-shot. And a penis trying to pass a HUGE kidney stone. Ouch

whatever it is, it used to be folded in half, or someone is holding up a mirror in the middle of it, or rockogre spilled his ham sandwich and beer on it, or.....

classic misionary position

I see a psych major with too much time on his hands at work ;)

Oh, and a screaming face dead centre.

Funny thing is, I'm not a Psych major :)

Interesting comments by the rest of you though.

*scribbles something down on his notepad*

I now think it looks like a distraught AVS fan.


Has anyone seen Hejduk?

Did AVS lose last night? Ouch

I see to big breasted women jumping away from each other backwards off a water fountain....

what does it mean?

yup......he's on the golf course with the rest of the avs.

he steviey,maybe the avs could use some hypnosis.hehehehehe

i'll go for the hypnosis myself eh.watta ya' got for me?

Download some brainwave generators, close your eyes, and stare at the screen. Don't do this if you have epilepsy.

Heee, heee, heee, fooled another one, heee, heee, heee, monkeys ate my brain, hee, heee, heee, monkeys ate my brain, heee, heee, heee, hic, heee.......................

Red Skelton having oral sex, will I need a session?

I see a rabbit which has been reduced to an amorphous, gelatinous muck composed of gore, dirt and the occassional pebble... Yet his face is still puzzlingly identifiable, no matter how many times I run my bike tire over it.

(Too many games/books/movies of the horror genre, perhaps?)

cdwonderful- hate to say it, but i prescribe sex with a supermodel for you. Red Skelton is waaaaaaaay too low to have sex with.

Spoilsport- Your 100% normal. Thats actually what I see too.

a cat.
Bob

someone with big breasts chained to a wall, that or some ink splatters.

"You wanna know what I really see?


A dog with its head split open."

Hey didn't mean to scare everybody, it was just a clever reference. . .

Clever reference to what?

Rorscach in Watchmen, the second interview with the psychiatrist.

Never saw it.

It's a comic book silly.

Oh....my bad. I think you need some electroshock therapy.

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You are the crazy one eye-zerman. You shouldn't be posting this sick sick stuff.

I like the play-by-play eyeronic........your sane!