cchris

Back into fray tossing My Bidet bought on Ebay at Meridae'n
and using Amelia Earhart's flight plan as defence

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grumpyolddude

I deflect the bidet with France's WW2 defense plans.

Attack with a William Shatner hairpiece.

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cchris

Throwing pilot script for "Days of our lives" then running for cover hiding behind a "Macdonalds" on the job training manual

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Conclamo Ludus

*Shielding crossfire with Zebra-print Trapper-Keeper

*Hurling SARS masks at anyone who moves

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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grumpyolddude

Your SARS mask can't penetrate this...
Bachelor of Arts Degree!

Beware of my lethal Rush Limbaugh monologue!

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cchris

Batfinks shield of steel will guard me as I throw an autographed copy of Al Gore's unused acceptance speach into the fray

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Meridae'n

which duly bouces off a flyscreen i ripped off a submarine.


I then throw Shaquille O'Neal's saddle at you...

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TerresqueÜ

With Gates tattered and broken I pick up a new item. I look around the battlefield. I find a scrap of paper with the name "Buttafuco" scribbled on it.

A light is emitted from the paper, I turn it around and unleash its power of death of Meridae'n

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MacGnG

attacks with broken mouse!

epictetus

drumsticks deflected by copy of 'Lerning Two Reed by GW Bush.'

back at ya' with the 3- LP set of 'William Shatner's Greatest Love Songs'

Meridae'n

Whoa, that was close, lucky i had my solar-powered torch handy.

I then fire Australia's entire nuclear arsenal at you...

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Minx

Which is easily countered by Canada's naval fleet.

I duck and throw a scrabble game with all the vowels missing....

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richeee

Ha Ha! Blocked by the intelligence of all U.S. Politicians!

Now loading the trebuchet with telemarketers!

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rat

which i block smoothly with john f kennedy's 20 year tax-reduction plan

i proceed to throw every peace of paper/propaganda labeled with the words "Bush Foreign Policy"

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Midlandmadman

shielded with good intentions

throw a temper tantrum

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rat

easily deflect your temper tantrum with my baby bottle w/o a nipple.

Throw out every weather forecast made for southern texas...

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TerresqueÜ

I throw the regular conversation from fark at you.

and shield myself with Lotus Word Perfect.

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thejollycompany

i take the man and turn it into a gigalo

now it comes to attack you with its STDs.

rat

i easily deflect the gigalo with a tower of blown out condoms

and i toss out three vials of polio

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TerresqueÜ

Dodges the polio by letting it collide with Lotus Word Perfect. They both dissolve on contact.

I take SARS and throw it at you.

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rat

i hold up my home quarantine kit consisting of a sheet of perforated saran wrap and a rubber band

i throw this thread at you

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cchris

Heavy battering like that needs my " Michael Moore for President" sticker to be held up as I lob a handful of dust into the arena.

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Meridae'n

The dust falls harmlessly over my 1988 Aussie $5 coin.

I then cast a level 8 'Male ability to express emotion' spell on you...

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cchris

Sir John Kerr's autobiograghy will shield me as NSW's hope and dreams are thrown at you

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Meridae'n

I then pay Phil Bailey to save me from that onslaught.

I then pay off the English Rugby side, minus Johnny Wilkinson, to rush you...

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Conclamo Ludus

*throwing burnt-out sparklers at Meri apathetically.

*Holding up pair of white denim jean shorts.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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cchris

Barry Gommersal blocks such a feeble attempt and I engage Ita Buttrose's G string flicked in your face

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Meridae'n

A near miss there, lucky i had a lead ballon handy.

I then throw Labour's blueprint for the 2004 election at you...

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cchris

Ha.
I counter that with with a Stan Zemanec "sings for you" CD.

Shield myself with hot air.

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Conclamo Ludus

*Spewing forth thousands of "hanging chads" at cchris' hot air shield.

*Poised to defend with armor made of pentium II processors.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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Meridae'n

Your pentiums are no match for my South Queensland Crushers life membership.

I quickly reach for Martin Bryant's superannuation fund...

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asquint

peaches bounce off Pat Robertson

allowing me to block with the U.N. Security Council

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cchris

Tim Bailey's weather report blocks all

Fires's stale coco pops around the room

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Meridae'n

all of which bounce off my Foreign Legion hat.


Ah, there, take my subscription to TV Week and 'Open Road'...

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cchris

From behind here I lob Pink flamingo's at you

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Conclamo Ludus

*I begin shelling the area with VHS copies of Hudson Hawk

*As I duck behind a pile of Mcdonald's old non-biodegradable styrofoam packages.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
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cchris

My "discount Albuquerque Hotels" brochure prevents such force and to counter

"lookout incoming"

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Meridae'n

Whoa, they neally got me, too bad they bouced off my 2003 tax cuts for low-income earners.


This turns out to be an optimal time to spear my wet post-pak tube at you...

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Conclamo Ludus

*shielding behind deflated beach ball.

*pitching dead batteries like mad.

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I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold.
-Son House, Death Letter Blues

cchris

Shoots 9th Circuit Court rulings willy nilly as I run in terror,

Lucky for me that I can shield myself behind a broken curtain rod.

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