01-05-2004, 08:29 PM | #2566 (permalink) |
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Silent_jay, please have the good sense to live by your own handle and remain quiet. I mean the nerve... leeching my "party in my pants" joke... tch! And yes, it is ongoing and the host has enough dip and nachos for the crowd, which is large enough to make it fun, but reasonable enough to keep the local authorities away. No crab sauce jokes, please. That's just low class. Now, please sample my schweaty balls.
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01-05-2004, 08:56 PM | #2568 (permalink) |
Her Jay
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i don't believe you invented the joke so callin git yours really isn't appropriate, at best you borrowed it. and funny it is not so calling it a joke doesn't go either.
now if i was to say there's a party in Bob Biter's mouth and everybody's coming. then i laugh if this party is in fact ongoing as you say "in your pants" and you are serving "schweaty balls" as you so elegantly put it, and all these people are there, the question pops into my head how do the guests feel about the ball sweat? as for silent_jay remaining silent ah hell man you said use my good sense, shit i lost that back in the day. is micheal jackson there?
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01-05-2004, 10:18 PM | #2569 (permalink) |
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Michael Jackson was never invited, but the guy I assigned to watch the coats said he had a spiff with a rail-thin, monkey-like albino, so that might have been him trying to crash the party in my pants. BTW, the ball sweat bothers noone, as they feast on schweaty balls. If you don't know what schweaty balls are, then watch more SNL, especially the episodes with that delightful Alec Baldwin. He's such a card.
Now that I think of it, I haven't had a party in my mouth in ages. Sounds like a great idea. I hope everyone comes, whether early or late, with as many of their friends as possible. Yea verily. Is that a paramilitary team in your avatar, or are you just happy to see me?
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01-06-2004, 04:55 AM | #2570 (permalink) | |
Her Jay
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good luck with that party in your mouth glad its you and not me.
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01-06-2004, 12:09 PM | #2575 (permalink) | |
Natalie Portman is sexy.
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01-06-2004, 06:44 PM | #2581 (permalink) |
The Matrix had a point...
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Now, here is the clear cut and only winner....
Me. Closed, due to the lack of any intelligence after reviewing this thread..
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