Don't you hate it when ...
 

you're sooo hungry and you finally crawl out of bed and leave TFP for a sec to get a bagel, but they're in the freezer and you want it toasted but hate microwaving bread so you've got to wait for it to defrost???????? :mad:

Share yer hatin'!

Some of them newfangled bread toasting machines have both a "bagel" and a "frozen" setting...

i hate when my hair doesn't just fall into place when i do that 'rolling-shoulder-shaking-head' thing...

don't you hate it when,the night before you were at the pub drinkin' draft,and in the morning your room smells really bad cuz of the farts......



:D

Don't you hate it when you find a warm cup of apple juice in a truck stop bathroom and then...
Never mind.

I hate it when silly fucks
do anything, like I'm about to,
inserting random haiku:

Transparent as cellophane,
hiding nothing you would care to see,
androgynous & taunting.

Except for when I do it,
for my priv'lege, no apologies,
I'm just practicing, honey.

I don't hate anything, much,
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In Italian restaurant
no one speaks anything
but Spanish

dont you hate it when you open the door for someone in a coffee shop and they don't even thank you for it!!!!! ARGHHHHHHH