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It's a snake eat frog world.
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yAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWNNNN. I tired Bill, are you coming to bed? No, this staring contest might go on for awhile.
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Do I feel a breeze behind me?
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L U N C H ! ! ! ! !
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Frank? Are you sure this is how you do a proctology examination?
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Crap!!!! When did they add a Snake in the all time classic Frogger?!?!?!?
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kiss your sorry little green ass goodbye.
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Guess what Mr. Frog is haveing for lunch Mr. Dragonfly?
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It just so happens that the frog will choke on the dragonfly by the time the snake eats him, and the snake will die because the frog is deadly poisonous.
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"Will someone take this stick outta my mouth??"
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tyTE
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After continually telling everyone to, "bite his ass," the frog finally had a taker.
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Bug: Alright Mr. Slither... where's my twenty?
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Thats a nice warm wind on my ass there.
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The snake pukes up the frog, who inturn pukes up the dragonfly. This is part of nature's majesty: The Circle of Puke.
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**1 second later**
[Homer Simpson voice] AAWWWW CRRRRAAAPPP!!!! [\Homer Simpson voice] |
Ha ha! My skin is poisonous. Enjoy your tummy ache!
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Snake: "Damn! Why did that frog have to get in the way of my delicious, juicy dragonfly?"
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*talkin to the dragonfly* I wonder..where that snake..went... betcha $5 he's not behind me ^_^
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Dragonfly:I know something you don't know
Frog: What? Dragonfly: oh, you'll find out soon eno snake: gulllppp |
X marks the spot where the picture should be?
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yea
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Bug: Allright green boy, the snake eats me out when he's done with you.
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"Hey Dragon Fly Watch Out"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ouch
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A good example of Natural Selection. *yikes*
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even reptiles are into scat
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KRICKEY!!! That's one of the most poisonus snakes in the world mate. Let's grab his frog and see if we can REALLY piss em off!
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Frog:If you get any closer, I'll fart in your mouth. Get back!!!
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Say Earl. Why you keep lookin behind me?
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Just another day in the Law offices of Kinney, Moore, and DuBois.
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Bite me
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