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twotimesadingo · 07-30-2003, 04:58 PM

Wasn't me, I was too busy stealing your rims.

The real puzzler: who killed Bob Hope?

tritium · 07-30-2003, 05:00 PM

katherine hepburn, whose not actually dead, killed him. she's a double O agent now for MI6 ... I know this; I recruited her...

Who lowered my shields and damaged my warp drive?

MOONRAKER IS ON TV! WOOHOO!

GSRIDER · 07-31-2003, 11:55 AM

Oh... that wasn't me... I was tagging Uhura in the galley

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If he shot the Sherrif, then who shot the Deputy?

uncle phil · 07-31-2003, 11:59 AM

derek...

is there any pizza left?

KWSN · 07-31-2003, 07:23 PM

No, I ate it all, but I can't be blamed because I didn't so much eat it as make a connection with its own aura and become one with it.

The real problem is this: Some honky's beem stealin' mah funk. Who is it?

BonesCPA · 08-02-2003, 05:52 AM

Who you calling a honky. Damn, I support all causes for minorities. And on top of that you accuse me of stealing? I didn't steal your funk, I was trying to get rid of that smell. You know, some deodorant every once in a while helps.

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How long is going to take to fix this thing?

uncle phil · 08-04-2003, 01:24 PM

about a buck, $2.80...

man, where did all the dfcvsilawkc's go?

unoaman · 08-25-2004, 01:57 PM

Sadly enough every last one of them went into a dfcvsilawck jello salad, that was made as a joint effort of the
Stop for Presbyterians, and Spanish War ladies auxillary.

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Ok who the hell stole my thunder?

uncle phil · 08-25-2004, 02:59 PM

thor......

Tophat665 · 08-26-2004, 05:47 AM

While Thor did steal your thunder, it was actually my dog, Thor, and not the superhero. I know this because he is using some of it right now to protect my house from squirrels. (STFU dawg!!)

Who put the bomp in the bomp de bomp de bom?

07-30-2003, 04:58 PM	#121 (permalink)
twotimesadingo Psycho Location: that place with the thing	Wasn't me, I was too busy stealing your rims. The real puzzler: who killed Bob Hope? __________________ I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and all your demons. I'll be the one to protect you from a will to survive and voice of reason. I'll be the one to protect you from your enemies and your choices, son. They're one and the same I must isolate you, isolate and save you from yourself." - A Perfect Circle

07-31-2003, 11:55 AM	#123 (permalink)
GSRIDER spurt king Location: Out of my mind	Oh... that wasn't me... I was tagging Uhura in the galley ----------------------- If he shot the Sherrif, then who shot the Deputy? __________________ No signature at this time.

07-31-2003, 11:59 AM	#124 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	derek... is there any pizza left? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-31-2003, 07:23 PM	#125 (permalink)
KWSN green	No, I ate it all, but I can't be blamed because I didn't so much eat it as make a connection with its own aura and become one with it. The real problem is this: Some honky's beem stealin' mah funk. Who is it? __________________ Your arms are broken!

08-02-2003, 05:52 AM	#126 (permalink)
BonesCPA No. It's not done yet. Location: sorta kinda phila	Who you calling a honky. Damn, I support all causes for minorities. And on top of that you accuse me of stealing? I didn't steal your funk, I was trying to get rid of that smell. You know, some deodorant every once in a while helps. ----------------- How long is going to take to fix this thing? __________________ Back into hibernation.

07-30-2003, 05:00 PM	#122 (permalink)
tritium Professor of Drinkology	katherine hepburn, whose not actually dead, killed him. she's a double O agent now for MI6 ... I know this; I recruited her... Who lowered my shields and damaged my warp drive? MOONRAKER IS ON TV! WOOHOO!

08-04-2003, 01:24 PM	#127 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	about a buck, $2.80... man, where did all the dfcvsilawkc's go? __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-25-2004, 01:57 PM	#128 (permalink)
unoaman Loser Location: Scenic Drive	Sadly enough every last one of them went into a dfcvsilawck jello salad, that was made as a joint effort of the Stop for Presbyterians, and Spanish War ladies auxillary. -------------- Ok who the hell stole my thunder?

08-25-2004, 02:59 PM	#129 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	thor...... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

08-26-2004, 05:47 AM	#130 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	While Thor did steal your thunder, it was actually my dog, Thor, and not the superhero. I know this because he is using some of it right now to protect my house from squirrels. (STFU dawg!!) Who put the bomp in the bomp de bomp de bom? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.