The (Things that may,or may not help me get through life) thread.
 

To start things off.

Toenail Clipper Extension Device

Follow the rules here.

Picture is the link.

I just can't get by without one.

http://www.invention.com/pics/shaw.jpg

High-Five Simulator. Good for Lonely Nights when you need to High Five someone for saving the princess.

http://www.delphion.com/art/gallery/US05356330__.gif

Now thats impressive.

I am surprised that this hasn't taken off.(So to speak).

Fuck traffic I say.

(Vertical Take-Off and Landing Vehicle).

http://www.invention.com/pics/leosmith.jpg

Dad Saddle

From the Totally Absurd Inventions Archive


Actual Patent Illustration - All Inventions Hold Real USA Patents

http://totallyabsurd.com/dad_saddle.GIF

Dad Saddle
US Patent 6,365,765* / Issued 2002

Yee haw, giddyup! Strollers are fine for tiny tykes but larger kids need their own modus operandi for freeloading a ride. We think this kid is way to big to not be hoofing it on his own... but hey, maybe they're watching a parade.

The Dad Saddle slips around Daddio's waist and evenly distributes the weight load on his hips for maximum comfort. We want to know where the reins are for steering this steed and we highly recommend no spurs!

What's live without a propellor-driven surfboard?

<a href="http://www.invention.com/shiraki.htm"><img src="http://www.invention.com/pics/shiraki1.jpg"></a>


Nothing. That's what.

I wonder if that guy is included.

http://invention.com/pics/hrupka2.gif

a side load carrier golf cart, for what it's worth.

umm.. I dont get the above.

Then your life is easier than mine.

You would be hard pressed to find one post in which I was serious except maybe this one,
or am I...
*implodes*

man Giant Hamburger you win again, cant really think of a more obsurd invention that a gun

Substance dispensing headgear.


Bones may know the answer to this.

Why is the dispensor called a spigot?



Makes a groovy hat too.


http://www.patent.freeserve.co.uk/patdwgs/WO9939598.gif

Thank you Bones.
A perfectly acceptable explanation.


Moving along.
This particular item has plenty of potential.


The Hand-Near-Mouth Early Warning System


http://totallyabsurd.com/hand_near_mouth.GIF

One of the fucking stupidest ideas I've ever seen.

http://totallyabsurd.com/pet_petter.GIF
Pet petter.

I feel the strong urge to punch whoever "invented" this in the face.

http://www.robotfrank.com/story22.jpg

Human slingshot machine

The ride keeps most of the thrilling sensations of bungee jumping, but reduces or eliminates many of the dangers, including hitting the ground, swinging into a tower, and getting tangled in the cords.


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