You better make up for it.[NSFW] - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

Fly · 05-07-2010, 09:09 PM

........my absence that is.

gotta go work on the road for a bit up country (5-6 weeks),and i need you freaks to fill my shoes.

i'm gonna try and hit the town where they have interwebs once a week to drop in so.......i expect you guys to pull my weight.

talk like me,act like me........fucking fill my shoes you bastards.

that's right........

Fremen · 05-07-2010, 11:00 PM

We'll see you when you get back, Fly.

Meanwhile, here's a hairy ass to keep us company...

dlish · 05-08-2010, 03:14 AM

I.AM.FUCKING.FLY

BadNick · 05-08-2010, 08:13 AM

if we were there, would we see you saw wood or what?

uncle phil · 05-08-2010, 08:56 AM

had to dig for this one...

Plan9 · 05-08-2010, 08:56 AM

Nice, Phil.

LordEden · 05-08-2010, 09:37 AM

i'm sure i can figure out how to do that.........

just got to use lots of periods...... and only CAPITALIZE random words....

how easy is that?????

dlish · 05-08-2010, 09:46 AM

never underestimate the mental capacity of a fly

it's something hobbits can neither fathom nor understand

Fly · 05-08-2010, 10:09 AM

just about on the road.........3am monday morn..........trying to dial in all the chores,so my sweetie has an easier time with the animals...........keep up the good work folks.

Nick.....i got your wood right here baby.

Phil.....nice slam,and i probably deserve it.

Plan9....no need to egg 'ol uncle phil on eh.

Eden.............................................................................................................................................................FUCK YOU!(that's right.no smilie,fuck you)

dlish....you are a smart man.

cheers all...........i will try and jump in when i can.........time to make some fucking money baby

WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO................

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-08-2010, 02:56 PM

Your shoes might serve, but I have a better idea.

BadNick · 05-08-2010, 06:59 PM

are you doing one of those "world's most dangerous jobs"? stay safe

CinnamonGirl · 05-08-2010, 10:19 PM

Beer box on my head...got it

Good luck & have fun

uncle phil · 05-09-2010, 02:09 AM

fly's other thread - 1.jpg

paddyjoe · 05-09-2010, 05:46 AM

bye-bye fly.......

BadNick · 05-09-2010, 06:54 AM

Fly,
I'll think of you every time a bug splats on my windshield

Fly · 05-09-2010, 07:50 AM

you know the last thing to go through a bugs mind upon impact is his ass eh........

speaking of asses..........see you later joe.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

are you doing one of those "world's most dangerous jobs"? stay safe

same damn job,and it's not too dangerous.........just outta town is all.

money,money,money baby.

Baraka_Guru · 05-09-2010, 07:58 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fly

money,money,money baby.

So are you rolling in green, or just rolling green?

LordEden · 05-09-2010, 08:05 AM

Fly the fun zone won't be the same without you, hurry the fuck back.

Don't get lost in the woods, follow the rivers and look for animal trails. I know 90% of Canada looks the same. (Tree, Tree, Tree, Snow, Tree, Tree, Tree, More snow, Snow covered tree).

Fly · 05-09-2010, 08:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baraka_Guru

So are you rolling in green, or just rolling green?

i will be.........and i will be.

Eden........i've been in and outta the bush all my life......this will be like a home coming for me man.......Pemberton BC,here comes trouble..........

BadNick · 05-09-2010, 08:50 AM

your honey at home know about all this in and out of bush?

if you head north, I'll meet you in Prince George. I worked there for a week at a time a couple times. I recall one day it warmed up to -30 and everybody was walking around in nothing but flannel shirts...and pants. There's a bar in that town which was the first place I ever saw a clear plastic flexible shower drop down and the stripper take a shower while we had beers and then she dried herself off ...that was my favorite part she did that so good.

Fly · 05-09-2010, 09:03 AM

yup........PG was fun when i stayed there for a couple months......

we have good ballet dancers too eh Nick?

and wrong bush too bud........i meant the forest eh.

uncle phil · 05-11-2010, 02:14 AM

fly - 10.gif

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-11-2010, 03:45 PM

His ass, while unseen,
haunts me still, when I'm dreaming,
& loyalty wins.

BadNick · 05-11-2010, 07:16 PM

Fly, if your ass is as nice as all the reports, don't bend over in the woods

dlish · 05-11-2010, 08:08 PM

Fremen · 05-11-2010, 10:59 PM

uncle phil · 05-12-2010, 02:13 AM

he's gonna kill us when he gets back...

dlish · 05-12-2010, 10:14 AM

its ok uncle phil..

ive got this...

LordEden · 05-12-2010, 11:29 AM

Or this...

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-12-2010, 02:17 PM

We could just beg forgiveness.

dlish · 05-12-2010, 08:36 PM

beg????.....forgiveness?? pfffttt!!!!

you dont know us well enough then OCM

ill keep the squatter

uncle phil · 05-13-2010, 02:10 AM

fly - 11.jpg

dlish · 05-13-2010, 07:56 AM

daaayyymmmmmm!

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-13-2010, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish

you dont know us well enough then OCM

You could be right, mister, but I think Fly appreciates my sensitive side.

Fly · 05-14-2010, 05:22 AM

you guys are great...........quick 2 days outta the bush

there is sweet fuck all where i'm at,no internet for one,and cell service is the shits too.

thanks for playin'.

Fly · 05-15-2010, 07:26 AM

this is.........a damn fine ass.

Ourcrazymodern? · 05-15-2010, 07:56 AM

I'd like to watch her put her pants on.

uncle phil · 05-15-2010, 09:18 AM

count me as one who'd like to see her take them off...

Fly · 05-15-2010, 11:30 AM

hell.........i'd take either scenario......

uncle phil · 05-15-2010, 11:38 AM

and, i would gladly drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie...

05-07-2010, 09:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	You better make up for it.[NSFW] ........my absence that is. gotta go work on the road for a bit up country (5-6 weeks),and i need you freaks to fill my shoes. i'm gonna try and hit the town where they have interwebs once a week to drop in so.......i expect you guys to pull my weight. talk like me,act like me........fucking fill my shoes you bastards. that's right........ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-07-2010, 11:00 PM	#2 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	We'll see you when you get back, Fly. Meanwhile, here's a hairy ass to keep us company... __________________ Google

05-08-2010, 03:14 AM	#3 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	I.AM.FUCKING.FLY __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-08-2010, 08:56 AM	#5 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	had to dig for this one... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it. Last edited by uncle phil; 05-05-2011 at 03:20 AM..

05-08-2010, 08:56 AM	#6 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	Nice, Phil. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake."

05-08-2010, 08:13 AM	#4 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	if we were there, would we see you saw wood or what?

05-08-2010, 09:46 AM	#8 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	never underestimate the mental capacity of a fly it's something hobbits can neither fathom nor understand __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-08-2010, 10:09 AM	#9 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	just about on the road.........3am monday morn..........trying to dial in all the chores,so my sweetie has an easier time with the animals...........keep up the good work folks. Nick.....i got your wood right here baby. Phil.....nice slam,and i probably deserve it. Plan9....no need to egg 'ol uncle phil on eh. Eden.............................................................................................................................................................FUCK YOU!(that's right.no smilie,fuck you) dlish....you are a smart man. cheers all...........i will try and jump in when i can.........time to make some fucking money baby WOOOOOOOHOOOOOOOO................ __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios Last edited by Fly; 05-08-2010 at 04:15 PM.. Reason: wrong day man...........wrote down the wrong damn day

05-08-2010, 02:56 PM	#10 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	Your shoes might serve, but I have a better idea. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-08-2010, 06:59 PM	#11 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	are you doing one of those "world's most dangerous jobs"? stay safe

05-08-2010, 10:19 PM	#12 (permalink)
CinnamonGirl She's Actual Size Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell	Beer box on my head...got it Good luck & have fun __________________ "...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?"

05-09-2010, 02:09 AM	#13 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly's other thread - 1.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-09-2010, 05:46 AM	#14 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	bye-bye fly.......

05-09-2010, 06:54 AM	#15 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Fly, I'll think of you every time a bug splats on my windshield

05-09-2010, 08:50 AM	#20 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	your honey at home know about all this in and out of bush? if you head north, I'll meet you in Prince George. I worked there for a week at a time a couple times. I recall one day it warmed up to -30 and everybody was walking around in nothing but flannel shirts...and pants. There's a bar in that town which was the first place I ever saw a clear plastic flexible shower drop down and the stripper take a shower while we had beers and then she dried herself off ...that was my favorite part she did that so good.

05-09-2010, 09:03 AM	#21 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	yup........PG was fun when i stayed there for a couple months...... we have good ballet dancers too eh Nick? and wrong bush too bud........i meant the forest eh. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-11-2010, 02:14 AM	#22 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly - 10.gif __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-11-2010, 03:45 PM	#23 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	His ass, while unseen, haunts me still, when I'm dreaming, & loyalty wins. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-11-2010, 07:16 PM	#24 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Fly, if your ass is as nice as all the reports, don't bend over in the woods

05-11-2010, 08:08 PM	#25 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	__________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-11-2010, 10:59 PM	#26 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	__________________ Google

05-12-2010, 02:13 AM	#27 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	he's gonna kill us when he gets back... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-12-2010, 10:14 AM	#28 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	its ok uncle phil.. ive got this... __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-12-2010, 02:17 PM	#30 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	We could just beg forgiveness. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-12-2010, 08:36 PM	#31 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	beg????.....forgiveness?? pfffttt!!!! you dont know us well enough then OCM ill keep the squatter __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-13-2010, 02:10 AM	#32 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly - 11.jpg __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-13-2010, 07:56 AM	#33 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	daaayyymmmmmm! __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

05-14-2010, 05:22 AM	#35 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	you guys are great...........quick 2 days outta the bush there is sweet fuck all where i'm at,no internet for one,and cell service is the shits too. thanks for playin'. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2010, 07:26 AM	#36 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this is.........a damn fine ass. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2010, 07:56 AM	#37 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I'd like to watch her put her pants on. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

05-15-2010, 09:18 AM	#38 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	count me as one who'd like to see her take them off... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

05-15-2010, 11:30 AM	#39 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hell.........i'd take either scenario...... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-15-2010, 11:38 AM	#40 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	and, i would gladly drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie-talkie... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.