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Martian Said He Would Leave Me

Martian said he would leave me for Matt Damon.

Strictly speaking, what I said was that I'd leave me for Matt Damon, and that you'd be stupid not to.

Although, if we're being honest...

Hello, I'm Matt Damon. (ignore my silky mustache)
I have computer problems, Martian is welcome to come over any time.
The sexing is conditional.

Dan made the inevitable happen. good man.

i'm sorry, but I'd leave you for matt damon too.

No Fair changing the title of the thread ... I liked the mishap, I could make it mean whatever I want it to !!!

yeah........figures.........

.....weirdo.

:D

Bea Arther about what Howard Stern said about her

Matt Damon is one of smeth's man crushes, I would completely understand if he made the same choice. :lol:

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Originally Posted by Magpie_1 (Post 2741407)

Martian said he would leave me for Matt Damon.

This is your opportunity to leave him for me.

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Originally Posted by onodrim (Post 2741640)

Matt Damon is one of smeth's man crushes, I would completely understand if he made the same choice. :lol:

There is a difference between a man-crush and an actual crush... I can't say I'd want to sex Matt Damon :p

He sexes you, you sex him. We all know a swordfight is involved. He is an action movie star, after all.

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Originally Posted by Ourcrazymodern? (Post 2741693)

Who's Matt Damon?

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Originally Posted by Plan9 (Post 2741708)

"Matt Day-mun."

I don't see it, at all. *shrug

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Originally Posted by little_tippler (Post 2749111)

I don't see it, at all. *shrug

Well, then. Allow me to explain.

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Why Is He Famous?

Matt Damon is one of Hollywood's hottest (and highest paid) young actors. His credits include Saving Private Ryan, Ocean's Eleven, The Talented Mr. Ripley, and The Bourne Identity, his first major action (and lead) role in a blockbuster. He catapulted to fame after starring in (and co-writing) Good Will Hunting, which went on to win an Academy Award for Original Screenplay.

He also has this going for him ...

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/200...matt_damon.jpg

Do you see it now tippler?

fix that tie, damon!