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FuglyStick · 09-30-2009, 06:57 AM

LordEden plays in a drum circle

dlish · 09-30-2009, 09:28 AM

milks his pet rats

The_Jazz · 09-30-2009, 12:01 PM

Secretly wants to be fugly's pet rat.

uncle phil · 09-30-2009, 12:47 PM

^ really IS an alabama fan...

ROLL TIDE!!!

mixedmedia · 09-30-2009, 12:50 PM

uncle phil pulled himself up by his bootstraps, then tripped over his own feet...then he sued the family of the guy that created that stupid adage.

GreyWolf · 09-30-2009, 01:03 PM

Mixedmedia is a female impersonator of such consummate skill that (s)he has fooled not only every man (s)he's ever met, but also her own children

Fremen · 09-30-2009, 02:51 PM

GreyWolf used to design building plans for fire departments, but was fired for his excessive use of poles.

FuglyStick · 09-30-2009, 03:49 PM

Fremen is a Pole.

SSJTWIZTA · 09-30-2009, 06:43 PM

fugly gave doc brown a handjob for his delorean

Willravel · 09-30-2009, 06:47 PM

SSJTWIZTA's name stands for Silly Salamanders Join to Warn Italian Zebras of Tempting Adulterers, but SSJTWIZTA isn't a salamander, and only holds the rank of vice secretary in the organization.

Charlatan · 09-30-2009, 07:27 PM

Likes to go to Monster Truck rallies. The refreshment stands have the best food and the ladies are just his type.

underdun · 09-30-2009, 10:49 PM

Cross-dresses at the rallies hoping willravel will pick him up

Tully Mars · 10-01-2009, 02:17 AM

^ Moms still tying underdun's shoes laces and picking out clothes.

uncle phil · 10-01-2009, 03:34 AM

^ licks self-stick postage stamps...

The_Jazz · 10-01-2009, 04:37 AM

Uncle Phil originally used his allotted 15 minutes of fame as the Rainbow Wig guy at Presidential Innagurations before the kiddie porn arrest.

mixedmedia · 10-01-2009, 04:39 AM

Jazz wears pantyhose under his work clothes everyday.

Tully Mars · 10-01-2009, 06:18 AM

MM volunteers time and donates money to both the Family Research Council and James Dobson's Focus on the Family.

mixedmedia · 10-01-2009, 06:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tully Mars

MM volunteers time and donates money to both the Family Research Council and James Dobson's Focus on the Family.

ooh, now that's hitting below the belt...

Tully is going to try and beat the world record in 'fastest time to pluck a turkey'

LordEden · 10-01-2009, 06:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mixedmedia

Tully is going to try and beat the world record in 'fastest time to pluck a turkey'

Anyone else read this wrong? Tully man, I know that are only a few times that you arn't knee deep in tourist poo-nanny, but turkeys? No sheep?

*****

MM actually has a TON of ass hair, but thirdsun photoshops it off of there so she doesn't feel like a monkey.

Tully Mars · 10-01-2009, 06:32 AM

Talk about below the belt... oh wait you said "pluck"... never mind

MM has plans to build the worlds largest milk carton sail boat and use it for a lunar landing.

Beat me by a minute LE.

LE spends hours a day writing the networks to bring back old TV shows, currently working the hardest on getting "The Facts of Life" back on the air, preferably with he original cast.

dlish · 10-01-2009, 07:22 AM

is really a do-him-yourself gentleman in mexico. he fixes blocked pipes

Tully Mars · 10-01-2009, 07:31 AM

^ Has spent the last three years trying to get a permit for the first gay bar in UAE. Has completely turned into his life's mission.

GreyWolf · 10-01-2009, 07:31 AM

DLish enjoys tanning using paper cutout letters to spell obscenities on his skin

dlish · 10-01-2009, 07:39 AM

greywolf and tully were my first customers at my new bar

GreyWolf · 10-01-2009, 09:47 AM

DLish had us thrown out of his bar when neither Tully or I would slow dance with him.

FuglyStick · 10-01-2009, 09:52 AM

GreyWolf was fired from his job as a department store Santa because he refused to wear pants.

Tully Mars · 10-01-2009, 10:15 AM

Fugly likes to drive around in a Sherman tank blasting music and shooting shells full of paint, totally freaks the enemy out.

Poppinjay · 10-01-2009, 10:31 AM

Lives in paradise, vacations in Kearny, Nebraska.

The_Jazz · 10-01-2009, 10:39 AM

Poppinjay has cornered the market on used condom recycling but has yet to turn a profit.

mixedmedia · 10-01-2009, 10:42 AM

The Jazz once started a novel about a nebbish accountant named Stan who had a run-in with a pants-less rabbi named Elazar. That were about as far as he got...

The_Jazz · 10-01-2009, 10:43 AM

MM secretly wishes that I'd finish that novel since she gets off on accounting and insurance talk.

Willravel · 10-01-2009, 10:44 AM

Jazz got into the accounting and insurance industry... for the ladies.

The_Jazz · 10-01-2009, 11:01 AM

Will, the rules of this game are to creat a rumor out of thin air with no basis in fact. Of COURSE I got into the insurance game for the ladies. You ever see a lady insurance broker? They're usually hired by the POUND!

Willravel's real name is William Godwin Hitler and he's Adolf's grandson by Amelia Earhart.

uncle phil · 10-01-2009, 11:41 AM

^ still has the original "John 3:16" sign held by that freak with the rainbow hair; it's hanging in his office underneath his diploma from ICS...

dlish · 10-01-2009, 12:01 PM

UP reads the telephone directories at bedtime

Willravel · 10-01-2009, 12:06 PM

dlish had a kid... for the ladies.

FuglyStick · 10-01-2009, 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dlish

UP reads the telephone directories at bedtime

Uncle Phil reads the directories aloud to will, who likes to wear bonnets and diapers and sleep in the crib when he stays at Uncle Phil's house.

The_Jazz · 10-01-2009, 12:11 PM

Fugly is the founder and president of the National Association for Goat Fondling.

dlish · 10-01-2009, 01:01 PM

Jazz's middle name is Nancy

Fremen · 10-01-2009, 04:31 PM

dlish got his username from watching every single tv show Rachael Ray has ever done.

09-30-2009, 06:57 AM	#241 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	LordEden plays in a drum circle __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

09-30-2009, 09:28 AM	#242 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	milks his pet rats __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

09-30-2009, 12:01 PM	#243 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Secretly wants to be fugly's pet rat. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

09-30-2009, 12:47 PM	#244 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	^ really IS an alabama fan... ROLL TIDE!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

09-30-2009, 12:50 PM	#245 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	uncle phil pulled himself up by his bootstraps, then tripped over his own feet...then he sued the family of the guy that created that stupid adage. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

09-30-2009, 01:03 PM	#246 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	Mixedmedia is a female impersonator of such consummate skill that (s)he has fooled not only every man (s)he's ever met, but also her own children __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

09-30-2009, 02:51 PM	#247 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	GreyWolf used to design building plans for fire departments, but was fired for his excessive use of poles. __________________ Google

09-30-2009, 03:49 PM	#248 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	Fremen is a Pole. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

09-30-2009, 06:43 PM	#249 (permalink)
SSJTWIZTA Master Thief. Master Criminal. Masturbator. Location: Windiwana	fugly gave doc brown a handjob for his delorean __________________ First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew. Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist. Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me. -Pastor Martin Niemoller

09-30-2009, 06:47 PM	#250 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	SSJTWIZTA's name stands for Silly Salamanders Join to Warn Italian Zebras of Tempting Adulterers, but SSJTWIZTA isn't a salamander, and only holds the rank of vice secretary in the organization.

09-30-2009, 07:27 PM	#251 (permalink)
Charlatan Getting it. Super Moderator Location: Lion City	Likes to go to Monster Truck rallies. The refreshment stands have the best food and the ladies are just his type. __________________ "My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars." - Old Man Luedecke

09-30-2009, 10:49 PM	#252 (permalink)
underdun Upright Location: Eastern Canada	Cross-dresses at the rallies hoping willravel will pick him up __________________ If you don't stand behind our troops, feel free to stand in front of them.

10-01-2009, 02:17 AM	#253 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	^ Moms still tying underdun's shoes laces and picking out clothes. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-01-2009, 03:34 AM	#254 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	^ licks self-stick postage stamps... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-01-2009, 04:37 AM	#255 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Uncle Phil originally used his allotted 15 minutes of fame as the Rainbow Wig guy at Presidential Innagurations before the kiddie porn arrest. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

10-01-2009, 04:39 AM	#256 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	Jazz wears pantyhose under his work clothes everyday. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-01-2009, 06:18 AM	#257 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	MM volunteers time and donates money to both the Family Research Council and James Dobson's Focus on the Family. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-01-2009, 06:32 AM	#260 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Talk about below the belt... oh wait you said "pluck"... never mind MM has plans to build the worlds largest milk carton sail boat and use it for a lunar landing. Beat me by a minute LE. LE spends hours a day writing the networks to bring back old TV shows, currently working the hardest on getting "The Facts of Life" back on the air, preferably with he original cast. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club Last edited by Tully Mars; 10-01-2009 at 06:35 AM..

10-01-2009, 07:22 AM	#261 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	is really a do-him-yourself gentleman in mexico. he fixes blocked pipes __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-01-2009, 07:31 AM	#262 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	^ Has spent the last three years trying to get a permit for the first gay bar in UAE. Has completely turned into his life's mission. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

10-01-2009, 07:31 AM	#263 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	DLish enjoys tanning using paper cutout letters to spell obscenities on his skin __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

10-01-2009, 07:39 AM	#264 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	greywolf and tully were my first customers at my new bar __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-01-2009, 09:47 AM	#265 (permalink)
GreyWolf Sober Location: Eastern Canada	DLish had us thrown out of his bar when neither Tully or I would slow dance with him. __________________ *The secret to great marksmanship is deciding what the target was AFTER you've shot.*

10-01-2009, 09:52 AM	#266 (permalink)
FuglyStick WHEEEE! Whee! Whee! WHEEEE! Location: Southern Illinois	GreyWolf was fired from his job as a department store Santa because he refused to wear pants. __________________ AZIZ! LIGHT!

10-01-2009, 10:15 AM	#267 (permalink)
Tully Mars Living in a Warmer Insanity Super Moderator Location: Yucatan, Mexico	Fugly likes to drive around in a Sherman tank blasting music and shooting shells full of paint, totally freaks the enemy out. __________________ I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club Last edited by Tully Mars; 10-01-2009 at 11:09 AM..

10-01-2009, 10:31 AM	#268 (permalink)
Poppinjay You had me at hello Location: DC/Coastal VA	Lives in paradise, vacations in Kearny, Nebraska. __________________ I think the Apocalypse is happening all around us. We go on eating desserts and watching TV. I know I do. I wish we were more capable of sustained passion and sustained resistance. We should be screaming and what we do is gossip. -Lydia Millet

10-01-2009, 10:39 AM	#269 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Poppinjay has cornered the market on used condom recycling but has yet to turn a profit. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

10-01-2009, 10:42 AM	#270 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	The Jazz once started a novel about a nebbish accountant named Stan who had a run-in with a pants-less rabbi named Elazar. That were about as far as he got... __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

10-01-2009, 10:43 AM	#271 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	MM secretly wishes that I'd finish that novel since she gets off on accounting and insurance talk. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

10-01-2009, 10:44 AM	#272 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	Jazz got into the accounting and insurance industry... for the ladies.

10-01-2009, 11:01 AM	#273 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Will, the rules of this game are to creat a rumor out of thin air with no basis in fact. Of COURSE I got into the insurance game for the ladies. You ever see a lady insurance broker? They're usually hired by the POUND! Willravel's real name is William Godwin Hitler and he's Adolf's grandson by Amelia Earhart. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

10-01-2009, 11:41 AM	#274 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	^ still has the original "John 3:16" sign held by that freak with the rainbow hair; it's hanging in his office underneath his diploma from ICS... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

10-01-2009, 12:01 PM	#275 (permalink)
dlish Currently sour but formerly Dlishs Super Moderator Location: Australia/UAE	UP reads the telephone directories at bedtime __________________ An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay? - Filthy

10-01-2009, 12:06 PM	#276 (permalink)
Willravel ... a sort of licensed troubleshooter.	dlish had a kid... for the ladies.

10-01-2009, 12:11 PM	#278 (permalink)
The_Jazz Asshole Administrator Location: Chicago	Fugly is the founder and president of the National Association for Goat Fondling. __________________ "They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin "There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush "We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo