Willravel

Dlish was on the UAE version of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, which is why his place looks so nice.

Fremen

Will is really Tom Cruise and is patiently waiting to turn the thetans loose on Crompy.

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uncle phil

fre hasn't changed his sleeperjammies in two weeks...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fly

phil actually sucks at golf

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SterlingStudios

paddyjoe

I heard flymans manicurist bitch-slapped him because he broke a nail at work.....

LordEden

Paddyjoe was the reason that the south lost the war.

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The_Jazz

Obama has been encouraging North Carolina to seceed again to give him the excuse to "invade" LordEden, pirate-style.

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"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

ratbastid

...of jealousy!!

The_Jazz only has a drinking problem because he's trying to wash that Crompsin taste out of his mouth.

LordEden

Ratbasid masturbates with his own tears because even tho he has two hot girls living with him, he still doesn't get laid. He has to run around the house with chocolate attached to his body just to get them to touch him.

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Fremen

LE ties a towel around his neck, grabs his plunger, and pretends he's Henry the VIII about to off his bride, all the while masturbating furiously to Crompy's gun threads.

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FuglyStick

Fremen eats his boogers

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jnthnlllshprd

^Hypoxia

FuglyStick

jnthnlllshprd got his penis from an ad in an "Iron Man" comic book

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The_Jazz

Fugly sold his penis in an ad in the back of an "Iron Man" comic book.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

BadNick

The_Jazz used his penis to impregnate that attractive Danish babe in the video we saw in the other thread here, so now he's hiding out to avoid support payments.

Jove

BadNick is on the run from the law after crashing and fatally killing a mermaid that decided to communicate for the first time with humans. Now the merepeople are very close to going to war with humans.

SSJTWIZTA

jove shits in the shower.

i've seen it.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

LordEden

SSJTWIZTA cleaned up jove's shit for $2

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SSJTWIZTA

lord eden masturbated to me cleaning up jove's shit for two dollars.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

uncle phil

swishwitch sold the video on youtube...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

FuglyStick

Uncle Phil favorited the video, and posted it on his mySpace

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LordEden

Fugly videotaped the whole thing while sucking on SSJTWIZTA's "boomstick"

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The_Jazz

LordEden masturbated to the video of him masturbating to the video of SSJTWIZTA cleaning up the poop in Jove's shower.

And then posted it on MySpace.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

dksuddeth

Jazz's house got raided by chicago PD because he posted facebook pictures of him holding several guns and a sign that said 'I hate Richard Daley'.

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"no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything. You cannot conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him."

The_Jazz

DK illegally immigrated to the US in the late 80's as a Soviet mole and is secretly working towards bringing about a Communist revolution in the US. His real name is Alexandr, but his friends call him "Sasha", and he and Putin went through KGB training school together, although they can't stand each other now.

And he's also the largest supplier of rat-skin hats in the American Southwest.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

dksuddeth

That is an outright lie. It was the EARLY 80s.

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"no amount of force can control a free man, a man whose mind is free. No, not the rack, not fission bombs, not anything. You cannot conquer a free man; the most you can do is kill him."

Baraka_Guru

^^ Obsesses over his collection of 44 teddy bears wearing T-shirts each with their own portrait of a President of the United States depicted on them.

Looks forward every few years to expanding his collection.

Tea party every Sunday.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Willravel

Baraka intentionally switches past and present tenses when editing publications based on the Mayan calendar.

ratbastid

machine. Willravel has invented a time

Charlatan

ratbastid is a eunuch. He sings contra-alto.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

LordEden

Charlatan loves looking at my nipples during webchat.

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Baraka_Guru

LordEden is a 4chan mole.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

grumpyolddude

Lord Eden has been wearing prosthetic nipples ever since that tragic hazing accident at DragonCon 2006.

Baraka Guru uses time dilation technology to unfair advantage in nonsense posts.

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"Regret can be a harder pill to swallow than failure .With failure you at least know you gave it a chance..." David Howard

Tully Mars

Much like the original "Monkeys" and "Milli Vanilli" Grumpyolddude can't play a note.

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I used to drink to drown my sorrows, but the damned things have learned how to swim- Frida Kahlo

Vice President Starkizzer Fan Club

mixedmedia

Tully Mars is a republican.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

ring

mixedmedia finger-paints with her toes.

mixedmedia

ring toe-paints with her fingers. and she is a republican.

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Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus
PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

Jove

MixedMedia is a secret spy working for three different countries posing as a photographer so she can get up close to prime ministers and presidents, but is in love with a hobbit and would really like to travel back to Middle Earth.

ametc

Jove is covering up his true country background with his pop star lifestyle.

uncle phil

^ is a recovering kleptomaniac...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.