FuglyStick

Bonus points if it just so happens to be true

(All in fun, folks; sensitive people need not apply )

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dlish

fugly stick and LordEden had a threesome with crompsin

do i get bonus points???

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

FuglyStick

Unfortunately, yes

dlish ate the last cookie

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ratbastid

I think each malicious rumor should involve Crompsin, Chuck-Norris-style!

FuglyStick once tried to beat himself with the FuglyStick, but his hand slipped and he accidentally hit Crompsin.

FuglyStick

Ratbastid pops Viagra like tic-tacs

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LordEden

Runs around with a bunch of toothless redneck hookers who all call him Daddy and keeps them in his OTHER trailer.

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Vice-President of the CinnamonGirl Fan Club - The Meat of the Zombiesquirrel and CinnamonGirl Sandwich

FuglyStick

Lord Eden was once an ogre's sex toy

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Daniel_

Fugg is really president obama come here to make us all communistic-nazi-minority-lovers

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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Baraka_Guru

^^ Starts off each morning dancing and lip-syncing to Fleetwood Mac's "Go Your Own Way," wearing nothing but a pink thong and elbow tassels.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

Daniel_

It is "post a rumour" thread, not a "post a truth" thread.

Baraka Guru is a spelling mistake. His real name is Barack The Gnu and he's Barack Obama's trained Wilderbeest.

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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The_Jazz

The underscore at the end of Daniel_'s name is the longest thing about him.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Daniel_

At least mine sticks out Jazz - yours is stuck right in your middle hole...

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Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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LordEden

Daniel is really french but he tells everyone he is english so no one will make fun of him for being a frog-eating surrender-monkey

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The_Jazz

LoreEden is the nation's only hobbit pirate, which means that he's often used to cornhole sailors. Which explains the stink.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Baraka_Guru

^^ Spends a quarter of his time logged into TFP trying to figure out how to permanently ban Halx.

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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing?
—Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön

Humankind cannot bear very much reality.
—From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

The_Jazz

Extra points for B_G, except that it's more like a third or a half.

Baraka_Guru often engages in library frottage.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

FuglyStick

Jazz's milkshake brings all the boys to the yard, and it's Free Milkshake Day

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LordEden

Fugly is the barnyard queen, all of the naughty stable hands like his milkshake, he's been plugged more times than a german u-boat.

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Vice-President of the CinnamonGirl Fan Club - The Meat of the Zombiesquirrel and CinnamonGirl Sandwich

FuglyStick

Lord Eden blew a pirate once when he ran out of rum

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uncle phil

fug can't whistle like "oddball" because of his speech impediment...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

FuglyStick

Uncle Phil sold his sperm, and he saw it later in the $1.99 bin at the gas station.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

dlish

LordEden blew Fuglystick while standing

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

FuglyStick

dlish faps to a video of Lord Eden blowing FuglyStick

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SSJTWIZTA

FuglyStick skins little boys to make his gun holsters.

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First they came for the Jews and I did not speak out because I was not a Jew.
Then they came for the communists and I did not speak out because I was not a communist.
Then they came for the trade unionists and I did not speak out because I was not a trade unionist
Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
-Pastor Martin Niemoller

FuglyStick

SSJTWIZTA was cursed by a gypsy, and can only get laid when a chick can pronounce his name.

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

The_Jazz

Fugly is the love child of Charo and Doc from The Love Boat.

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

Plan9

^^ You're not my real father!

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

Daniel_

Jazz was the midwife

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╔═════════════════════════════════════════╗
Overhead, the Albatross hangs motionless upon the air,
And deep beneath the rolling waves,
In labyrinths of Coral Caves,
The Echo of a distant time
Comes willowing across the sand;
And everthing is Green and Submarine
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The_Jazz

Nothing would make Crompsin happier than to wake up one morning and discover that he was me.

(I expect bonus points on that one)

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"They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." - B. Franklin
"There ought to be limits to freedom." - George W. Bush
"We have met the enemy and he is us." - Pogo

FuglyStick

Jazz loiters outside the elementary school.

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telekinetic

Fugly stick is no longer allowed within 200' of a school. Or a Chucky Cheese.

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twisted no more

Charlatan

twistedmosaic used to manage an animal shelter but was fired for taking inappropriate photos with the animals.

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"My hands are on fire. Hands are on fire. Ain't got no more time for all you charlatans and liars."
- Old Man Luedecke

FuglyStick

Charlatan irons his underwear

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AZIZ! LIGHT!

uncle phil

fug wears his "hawkeyes" hat with pride...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ratbastid

uncle phil wears underpants beneath his kilt!

inBOIL

ratbastid once made an entire kindergarten class cry.

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And you believe Bush and the liberals and divorced parents and gays and blacks and the Christian right and fossil fuels and Xbox are all to blame, meanwhile you yourselves create an ad where your kid hits you in the head with a baseball and you don't understand the message that the problem is you.

dlish

inboil smells the skidmarks in his underwear

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy

telekinetic

dlish smells the skidmarks in inboil's underwear

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twisted no more

Plan9

Twisted is selling black market Nerf guns to gangbangers in LA.

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Whatever you can carry.

"You should not drink... and bake."

dlish

cromp was once arrested for downloading kiddie porn

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An injustice anywhere, is an injustice everywhere

I always sign my facebook comments with ()()===========(}. Does that make me gay?
- Filthy