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Old 08-11-2009, 01:44 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Crompsin's Smooth Spot -NSFW-

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(I put it NSFW in the title just in case.)
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:01 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Bwahahaha...

I was hoping for a Judge Dredd picture, myself.
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:38 PM   #3 (permalink)
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with more hair.

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Old 08-11-2009, 02:42 PM   #4 (permalink)
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Someone had to post it eventually.
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:57 PM   #5 (permalink)
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This is totally giving me an idea for a hilarious exhibition post that I could do without feeling too guilty.
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Old 08-11-2009, 02:57 PM   #6 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 04:57 PM   #7 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:19 PM   #8 (permalink)
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Old 08-11-2009, 05:34 PM   #9 (permalink)
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accccccccccccckkkkk! Crompsin is NOT buffalo bill. I have a wide-screen monitor, don't DO that, Bear Cub. Jeez.
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Old 08-11-2009, 06:43 PM   #10 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 03:24 AM   #11 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 02:42 PM   #12 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:09 PM   #13 (permalink)
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oh, that is so sweet...
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:16 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I recognise that car - a vintage Vulvwagen Beetle.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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oh, that is so sweet...
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I recognise that car - a vintage Vulvwagen Beetle.
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Old 08-12-2009, 04:28 PM   #16 (permalink)
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i've got a vulva down in florida...

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Old 08-12-2009, 04:56 PM   #17 (permalink)
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WTF Jetée?? Dude, seriously, there is NO pussy in Cromp's smooth spot thread. That's fucked up. You know he can't do anything to girls, it's like shaking a glass of water at man crawling through the desert.
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Old 08-12-2009, 05:19 PM   #18 (permalink)
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I slipped up... those smooth spots don't give way to much friction, you know?

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Old 08-12-2009, 05:22 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2009, 05:50 PM   #20 (permalink)
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I always knew I wanted to punch Crompie in the crotch. Now, more so than ever.
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:14 PM   #21 (permalink)
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WTF Jetée?? Dude, seriously, there is NO pussy in Cromp's smooth spot thread. That's fucked up. You know he can't do anything to girls, it's like shaking a glass of water at man crawling through the desert.
Hate to burst your bubble LordEden, but I saw the surveillance photos of Crompsin doin' the pelvic clank with Barbie, of all that's Holy
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Old 08-12-2009, 07:29 PM   #22 (permalink)
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Hate to burst your bubble LordEden, but I saw the surveillance photos of Crompsin doin' the pelvic clank with Barbie, of all that's Holy
That's just fucked up man. Did either one of them start to melt from the heat of the friction while they were speed rubbin'?

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Old 08-12-2009, 08:02 PM   #23 (permalink)
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Crompsin in love?

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Old 08-12-2009, 08:20 PM   #24 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:19 AM   #25 (permalink)
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Can't get any smoother

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Old 08-13-2009, 02:36 AM   #26 (permalink)
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Crompsin's baby photo?

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Old 08-13-2009, 04:47 AM   #27 (permalink)
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Man, I really wanna ride in a VW now. Mmmmm.

...

Tom Cruise!? Is my crotch a Scientology follower?

...

ALSO:

You're all bastards.

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Old 08-13-2009, 12:17 PM   #28 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:48 PM   #29 (permalink)
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I want to touch and squeeze and rub that so bad... it's hypnotizing.
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Old 08-13-2009, 12:51 PM   #30 (permalink)
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I want to touch and squeeze and rub that so bad... it's hypnotizing.
C'mere, big boy.

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Old 08-13-2009, 12:55 PM   #31 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:26 PM   #32 (permalink)
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jesus...
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:29 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Ya hear that? Oh, that's the fun leaving.
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:31 PM   #34 (permalink)
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oh, that's okay.
now, i'm kind of marveling at how perfectly formed it's little hooves are.

here come pig feet!
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:42 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I wonder if you can pickle something that little...
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Old 08-13-2009, 01:44 PM   #36 (permalink)
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Hey... HEY... focus.

Back to my crotch.
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Old 08-13-2009, 03:45 PM   #37 (permalink)
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/me cringes at the thought of that nasty, crab-legged, babylonian juncture...
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Old 08-13-2009, 04:17 PM   #38 (permalink)
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Old 08-13-2009, 04:21 PM   #39 (permalink)
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i've got one of those:
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Old 08-13-2009, 04:24 PM   #40 (permalink)
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Mixedmedia, you are so gross.

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