Atreides88

Oh great and glorious keeper of the TFP, I humbly beseech you to change your avatar, as it is nothing but a distraction. Everytime I see it pop up, I become transfixed in its perfection, unable to look away and actually read what you have written. I petition for you to end this terrible yet sexy blight that has taken ahold of the TFP in its sensual grasp.

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squeeeb

hey Atreides88, about your avatar. i have that cd. it's cool. therefore, you too must be cool. cool.

as for halx avatar....i stare at it for a while then go away, not having read anything he posted. i dont' care if he changes it or not.

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BadNick

I don't know why this is in "nonsense" when this is such an important issue!

One day a few days ago I awoke to find that while I was in a hypnotic stupor I must have downloaded and saved Halx's current avatar. So even if he changes it, I plan to post it up once in a while




ps: I like this one, too

Redlemon

I have found an antidote. On Firefox, hit the Escape key. This causes all animated GIFs on the page to stop moving, and magically causes Halx's words to become readable again.

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Plan9

Oh, but all I see in this thread is the Misfits.

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Punk.of.Ages

This is my favorite GIF ever...

It even makes up for all the Misfits nonsense going on in this thread.

If anybody needs me, I'll be here drooling.

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DaniGirl

I think this one is more distracting then Halx's avatar now, don't give him a new one.

Atreides88

Then perhaps we should do away with all avatars, it seems only fair. Let all posts be readable!

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cdwonderful

I hate to be the bratwurst at your weenie roast......
but if they were all readable, a fair amount of them would not be as interesting as they are.....

just saying..

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which, my friend, is the glue that binds us all.......

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uncle phil

remember when this was BuDDaH's avatar?

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cdwonderful

I always loved that one......

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squeeeb

oh fuck, now i can't look away. i've lost the rest of the day. way to go, thanks.

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Xerxys

Can we Ban this thread!!

FuglyStick

truly hypnotic...

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BadNick

I'd be happy to give her a hand or two in case she doesn't yet have her boob muscles developed

Xerxys

I said ban the thread, you did not co-operate ... I had to bring out the big guns!!

>>LINK<<

dd3953

yeah, da avatar of Halx is, for sure, a distraction, but then again, now, so is this thread.

holy shit, that tops it all. that is wonderful and i've lost about 30 minutes of my day.

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CinnamonGirl

...I'm sure there are words in this thread. I just haven't read any of them.

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Punk.of.Ages

Seriously, this is becoming the best thread ever!

So many epic boobs...

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Scorps

I like his

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Jetée

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uncle phil

(wonder how long photobucket will let these go...)

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Scorps

LOL not long, fastest they shut me down was 15 mins

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LordEden

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mixedmedia

That girl with the lime green bra looks like she's about to bite the head off a chicken. Scary.

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Halx

You know, I've searched this thread up and down for a lime green bra and I can't find it.

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Punk.of.Ages

LordEden edited his post after mixedmedia saw it...

The girl with the green bra should come back I think. She looked aggressive... =)

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Also, this thread is not only totally NSFW, it takes a totally long fucking time to load!

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Xerxys

Who can guess what she's saying?

Plan9

Somebody using a 24.4?

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Punk.of.Ages

I don't know what the hell a 24.4 is, but I'm on DSL, and it takes forever...

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LordEden

Man I feel bad, I didn't realize that this didn't have a NSFW tag on it, I saw moving boobies and thought I should contribute.

jj.am for all your moving .gif needs.

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mixedmedia

For the record: I have no objections to the presence of the girl in the lime green bra.
I have enjoyed all the boobies, thus far...even shared some.

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Shaindra

Damn whippersnappers with their broadband and DSL. They don't remember how we used to login...24.4 or even 2400 for us real oldsters...up hill...both ways.

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Tully Mars

Yep.

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Punk.of.Ages

I don't wear ties....









...but, other than that, that's about right.

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Jetée

what about the hair?

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Martian

I think you mean a 28.8, or a 14.4

/nerd

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Punk.of.Ages

The hair's close enough...

As for that GIF... Cruel, man.

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Plan9

HAH! Thanks. The last time I used a squealer... yeah, my mother was still packing my lunches.

I had a 2400 then a 9600 then a 14.4 and then a 28.8... then 56k came. Can you feel the power?

...

Man, there's something vaguely sexual about this thread.

I... I can't quite place it.

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