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zmbabwe · 04-21-2003, 03:35 PM

If you were a professional wrestler, what would you call yourself and your finishing move?

I'd be "Matt the Mighty Marxist" and my finishing move would be called the "Leningrab."

KWSN · 04-21-2003, 03:37 PM

I'm the Long Island Knight, and my finishing move would be the "An-NI!-alator"

stan the man · 04-21-2003, 03:40 PM

my name would be "lester the moleseter" and my move would be the "camel toe clamp"

zmbabwe · 04-21-2003, 03:43 PM

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Originally posted by stan the man
my name would be "lester the moleseter" and my move would be the "camel toe clamp"

LMAO that's the funniest thing I've read all day!

Hedgehog · 04-21-2003, 03:45 PM

Jack the Dipper, and the sig move would be the Spit'nPin!

World's King · 04-21-2003, 03:45 PM

King of the World

Peetster · 04-21-2003, 03:50 PM

I'd be "The Powerplant". My range of current moves would all be amply put, I'd scream "Watt?" a lot, I'd ohm up to my mistakes, and my finishing move would be the "Energizer".

forgotten_dream · 04-21-2003, 03:56 PM

Alan "The Dragon" Drake, Finishing move- The Flame Strike

wrestlerdiva · 04-21-2003, 04:35 PM

Aurora McPhearson/Oiseau
Final Sunrise

Somenosuke · 04-22-2003, 11:50 AM

I'd be Big Tits Malone, and my finishing move would be..um... Great Milky Death! Or um..Mammary Missiles...Yeah..

(I don't know.. I felt like contributing but I'm not very creative.

)

KillerYoda · 04-22-2003, 04:42 PM

I'd be "SuperTool" and wear the same custom the guy in "Greatest American Hero" wore.

RAMONES!!! · 04-22-2003, 05:13 PM

Nicol The Picker---The Fit Tick

(thats hard

)

Cubby · 04-22-2003, 06:14 PM

Pepe le Peu?

JumpinJesus · 04-22-2003, 06:54 PM

I'd be "Fuji Kodaki" and my finishing move would be the Aperture Asswhop, where I'd name an fstop and.....nevermind.

TheDave87 · 04-22-2003, 07:48 PM

JumpinJesus.. thats damned hilarious... guess its the developer fumes getting to me...

Id call myself El Dave, and wear a sombrero... my finishing move would be called "A kick in the nuts" where i point out in the audience, scream "LOOK THERE! SHE'S NAKED!!" and then when the guy looks, i haul off and kick him straight in the junk.

Zesty · 04-22-2003, 07:57 PM

Mike hunt

Giant Hamburger · 05-02-2003, 12:34 PM

I would remain, as always, Giant Hamburger.
Moves: Patty Melt and/or "Hold The Pickles."
Outfit:

Fear me.

bender · 05-02-2003, 12:50 PM

I would be bender, and the move....the can opener.

bundy · 05-02-2003, 08:14 PM

name - Aussie Joe Powers
move - The Barramundi Bitch Slap

eyeronic · 05-02-2003, 09:02 PM

Giant Hambuger-- the "Hold the Pickles" move is the funniest thing I've ever heard.

I would be the Chess Grand Master Bobby Fissure!

Moves include:

En Passant, in which I pin you with my butt over your face and break wind.

The Fool's Mate in which I basically hump your leg until you submit.

cheese · 05-02-2003, 09:23 PM

jesus savior pornounce hezuse savware, finishing move? Carpenter Claw

myMHz · 05-02-2003, 10:55 PM

I'd be the MHz Mauler

My finishing move, the Frequency drop.

JangoFett72 · 05-02-2003, 11:43 PM

I would be the Mandalorian Mangler and my signature move would be the Decapitator.

Troublebot · 05-03-2003, 04:30 PM

I would be "Gandi The Great" and my finishing move would be "The non-violence pulverizer"

oldbob · 05-03-2003, 04:38 PM

Quote:

I'd be "The Powerplant". My range of current moves would all be amply put, I'd scream "Watt?" a lot, I'd ohm up to my mistakes, and my finishing move would be the "Energizer".

brilliant

I'd be Thurn Taxis, and my finishing move would be the Postal Stamp

Ch'i · 08-30-2006, 10:50 PM

Quote:

I'd be "Matt the Mighty Marxist" and my finishing move would be called the "Leningrab."

LOL

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04-21-2003, 03:35 PM	#1 (permalink)
zmbabwe Loser Location: Knoxville, Tennessee	What's your wrestling name? If you were a professional wrestler, what would you call yourself and your finishing move? I'd be "Matt the Mighty Marxist" and my finishing move would be called the "Leningrab."

04-21-2003, 03:37 PM	#2 (permalink)
KWSN green	I'm the Long Island Knight, and my finishing move would be the "An-NI!-alator" __________________ Your arms are broken!

04-21-2003, 03:40 PM	#3 (permalink)
stan the man Insane	my name would be "lester the moleseter" and my move would be the "camel toe clamp" __________________ long live the hud

04-21-2003, 03:45 PM	#5 (permalink)
Hedgehog Crazy Location: Charlotte, NC	Jack the Dipper, and the sig move would be the Spit'nPin! __________________ Wait a minute! Where am I, and why am I in this handbasket?

04-21-2003, 03:45 PM	#6 (permalink)
World's King Here Location: Denver City Denver	King of the World __________________ heavy is the head that wears the crown

04-21-2003, 03:50 PM	#7 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	I'd be "The Powerplant". My range of current moves would all be amply put, I'd scream "Watt?" a lot, I'd ohm up to my mistakes, and my finishing move would be the "Energizer".

04-21-2003, 03:56 PM	#8 (permalink)
forgotten_dream Psycho	Alan "The Dragon" Drake, Finishing move- The Flame Strike __________________ "A ouija board just works better if you've made it yourself. It's sortof like how 'Clue' is more interesting when one of you has actually killed someone."

04-21-2003, 04:35 PM	#9 (permalink)
wrestlerdiva Tilted Location: Boring ass KS	Aurora McPhearson/Oiseau Final Sunrise __________________ "To achieve you have to believe." Matt Hardy

04-22-2003, 11:50 AM	#10 (permalink)
Somenosuke Insane Location: The 7th Level..	I'd be Big Tits Malone, and my finishing move would be..um... Great Milky Death! Or um..Mammary Missiles...Yeah.. (I don't know.. I felt like contributing but I'm not very creative. ) __________________ Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. Yes is the answer.

04-22-2003, 04:42 PM	#11 (permalink)
KillerYoda The Original Emo Gangsta Location: Sixth Floor, Texas School Book Depository	I'd be "SuperTool" and wear the same custom the guy in "Greatest American Hero" wore. __________________ "So you're Chekov, huh? Well, this here's McCoy. Find a Spock, we got us an away team."

04-22-2003, 05:13 PM	#12 (permalink)
RAMONES!!! _-_---_-_	Nicol The Picker---The Fit Tick (thats hard) __________________ Come on

04-22-2003, 06:14 PM	#13 (permalink)
Cubby Insane Location: BC, Canada	Pepe le Peu? __________________ Don't be irreplaceable - if you can't be replaced, you can't be promoted!

04-22-2003, 06:54 PM	#14 (permalink)
JumpinJesus Junkie Location: Chicago	I'd be "Fuji Kodaki" and my finishing move would be the Aperture Asswhop, where I'd name an fstop and.....nevermind. __________________ "I can normally tell how intelligent a man is by how stupid he thinks I am" - Cormac McCarthy, All The Pretty Horses

04-22-2003, 07:48 PM	#15 (permalink)
TheDave87 Psycho Location: The Amish Wastelands of Ohio	JumpinJesus.. thats damned hilarious... guess its the developer fumes getting to me... Id call myself El Dave, and wear a sombrero... my finishing move would be called "A kick in the nuts" where i point out in the audience, scream "LOOK THERE! SHE'S NAKED!!" and then when the guy looks, i haul off and kick him straight in the junk. __________________ Honk if you've never seen an uzi fired from a car window!

04-22-2003, 07:57 PM	#16 (permalink)
Zesty Psycho	Mike hunt

05-02-2003, 10:55 PM	#22 (permalink)
myMHz Insane Location: Arizona	I'd be the MHz Mauler My finishing move, the Frequency drop. __________________ "The radio business is a cruel and shallow money trench, a long plastic hallway where thieves and pimps run free, and good men die like dogs. There's also a negative side."

05-03-2003, 04:30 PM	#24 (permalink)
Troublebot Intently Rocking Location: Davey's	I would be "Gandi The Great" and my finishing move would be "The non-violence pulverizer" __________________ Howard Moon: The wind is my only friend. Wind: [whistling] I hate you.

05-02-2003, 12:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	I would remain, as always, Giant Hamburger. Moves: Patty Melt and/or "Hold The Pickles." Outfit: Fear me.

05-02-2003, 12:50 PM	#18 (permalink)
bender Addict Location: around the corner	I would be bender, and the move....the can opener.

05-02-2003, 08:14 PM	#19 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	name - Aussie Joe Powers move - The Barramundi Bitch Slap __________________ Ohayo!!!

05-02-2003, 09:02 PM	#20 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	Giant Hambuger-- the "Hold the Pickles" move is the funniest thing I've ever heard. I would be the Chess Grand Master Bobby Fissure! Moves include: En Passant, in which I pin you with my butt over your face and break wind. The Fool's Mate in which I basically hump your leg until you submit. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

05-02-2003, 09:23 PM	#21 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	jesus savior pornounce hezuse savware, finishing move? Carpenter Claw

05-02-2003, 11:43 PM	#23 (permalink)
JangoFett72 Tilted	I would be the Mandalorian Mangler and my signature move would be the Decapitator.