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06-18-2009, 02:56 AM
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Submit to me, you know you want to
Location: Lilburn, Ga
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GPS Voice
If you could have any voice on your GPS...who's voice would it be?
for me? nobody but Alan Rickman!!!
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06-18-2009, 03:39 AM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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Sir Alec Guinness
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06-18-2009, 05:01 AM
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Riding the Ocean Spray
Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa
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Ahhh Sir Alec is so right!
Since most of the time I would not really need directions but just some vocal companionship, I'd love to chit chat with MM as I drive down the roads (sorry, unc, I promise to be nice to her)  |
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06-18-2009, 05:57 PM
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I have eaten the slaw
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Majel Barrett.
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06-18-2009, 06:12 PM
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Functionally Appropriate
Location: Toronto
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Fenster from The Usual Suspects
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07-02-2009, 02:33 AM
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comfortably numb...
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Location: upstate
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07-21-2009, 01:48 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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I don't have GPS. But if I did, I'd like to hear Liam Neeson. Or maybe Kevin Spacey.
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07-21-2009, 02:41 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
Super Moderator
Location: East-central Canada
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Can I change my answer to a belligerent Sean Connery?
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07-21-2009, 03:06 PM
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Living in a Warmer Insanity
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Location: Yucatan, Mexico
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I can hear it now "Turn left yee looser. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. I said left yee fucking looser!"
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07-21-2009, 03:19 PM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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That works.
I thought maybe it would go something like this: "I shaid to turn right at the lasht intashectshion!" "I thought you said the 'last set of lights'...." "Foolish driver, it wuhsh the lasht one! Nexsht time, why don't you jusht run ush of a bloody cliff? And end our livesh right here in a fiery ball of twishted metal!"
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot Last edited by Baraka_Guru; 07-21-2009 at 03:25 PM.. |
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07-29-2009, 05:31 AM
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Devoted
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Location: New England
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Marvin the Paranoid Android.
"Turn left onto Main St., if you really want to, it's all the same to me. No, I said Left, you missed it. Recalculating... here I am, brain the size of a planet..."
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08-20-2009, 08:10 PM
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She's Actual Size
Location: Central Republic of Where-in-the-Hell
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 That would be awesome.
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"...for though she was ordinary, she possessed health, wit, courage, charm, and cheerfulness. But because she was not beautiful, no one ever seemed to notice these other qualities, which is so often the way of the world." "Tell me, what is it you plan to do with your one wild and precious life?" |
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08-20-2009, 09:59 PM
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Twisted
Location: UK
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Christopher Lee!
It would be cool if you could set the aggression level too.
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08-21-2009, 12:42 AM
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Twisted
Location: UK
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 Google "free gps voice download" There's loads out there!! 
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08-21-2009, 03:34 AM
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warrior bodhisattva
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Location: East-central Canada
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"What part of turn don't you understand?! You said you wanted to go all drivin' and shit, and you go and pull this I-don't-know-where-to-turn bullshit. Driving, motherfucker, can you do it?!"
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Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot |
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08-21-2009, 03:40 AM
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Soaring
Location: Ohio!
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I'd love to change my GPS voice to Patrick Stewart.
YUM.
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