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ShaniFaye 06-18-2009 02:56 AM

GPS Voice
 
If you could have any voice on your GPS...who's voice would it be?

for me? nobody but Alan Rickman!!!

Baraka_Guru 06-18-2009 03:39 AM

Sir Alec Guinness

BadNick 06-18-2009 05:01 AM

Ahhh Sir Alec is so right!

Since most of the time I would not really need directions but just some vocal companionship, I'd love to chit chat with MM as I drive down the roads (sorry, unc, I promise to be nice to her)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-monroe002.jpg

inBOIL 06-18-2009 05:57 PM

Majel Barrett.

fresnelly 06-18-2009 06:12 PM

Fenster from The Usual Suspects

elise1 07-01-2009 08:25 PM

ben stein lol

Xazy 07-01-2009 08:27 PM

I was going to say Homer Simpson (for my wife) but he actually now is available. Maybe Darth vader "You will make a right turn here" but I think that would get old.

shakran 07-01-2009 08:56 PM

Rainman.

I enjoy driving my passengers nuts. Limits the times I have to drive for a carpool.

Tully Mars 07-02-2009 02:31 AM

James Earl Jones

uncle phil 07-02-2009 02:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2653706)
Ahhh Sir Alec is so right!

Since most of the time I would not really need directions but just some vocal companionship, I'd love to chit chat with MM as I drive down the roads (sorry, unc, I promise to be nice to her)

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...-monroe002.jpg

i don't have a cellphone or GPS, other than the garmin i use for golf, , but i can imagine her singing, "happy birthday, uncle phil" to me...

Ourcrazymodern? 07-21-2009 01:38 PM

I just drive. Majel Barrett, inBOIL, or her cohort-in-lust, the captain, might work for me.

I can feel the planet, spinning.

CinnamonGirl 07-21-2009 01:48 PM

I don't have GPS. But if I did, I'd like to hear Liam Neeson. Or maybe Kevin Spacey.

telekinetic 07-21-2009 02:37 PM

You are all wrong, the correct answer is Morgan Freeman.

Xerxys 07-21-2009 02:41 PM

Wrong, Me.

Baraka_Guru 07-21-2009 02:41 PM

Can I change my answer to a belligerent Sean Connery?

Tully Mars 07-21-2009 03:06 PM

I can hear it now "Turn left yee looser. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen. I said left yee fucking looser!"

Baraka_Guru 07-21-2009 03:19 PM

That works.

I thought maybe it would go something like this:

"I shaid to turn right at the lasht intashectshion!"

"I thought you said the 'last set of lights'...."

"Foolish driver, it wuhsh the lasht one! Nexsht time, why don't you jusht run ush of a bloody cliff? And end our livesh right here in a fiery ball of twishted metal!"

underdun 07-29-2009 12:43 AM

any woman from one of thise 900 numbers lol

Redlemon 07-29-2009 05:31 AM

Marvin the Paranoid Android.

"Turn left onto Main St., if you really want to, it's all the same to me. No, I said Left, you missed it. Recalculating... here I am, brain the size of a planet..."

allaboutmusic 07-29-2009 06:58 AM

Chuck Norris. You wouldn't actually have to drive, the car would just obey.

Xerxys 07-29-2009 10:50 AM

^^ Good one!!

julie0187 08-20-2009 08:04 PM

Christopher Walken

CinnamonGirl 08-20-2009 08:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Redlemon (Post 2678198)
Marvin the Paranoid Android.

"Turn left onto Main St., if you really want to, it's all the same to me. No, I said Left, you missed it. Recalculating... here I am, brain the size of a planet..."

:lol: That would be awesome.

nomcat 08-20-2009 09:59 PM

Christopher Lee!

It would be cool if you could set the aggression level too.

Plan9 08-20-2009 10:04 PM

Samuel L. Jackson, of course.

"I said turn, motherfucker!"

You'd never miss a command again.

powerclown 08-20-2009 11:54 PM

This is a great idea, I would pay monthly for different voices as a subscription service. I would first pick Richard Pryor with his 'generic white guy' voice.

nomcat 08-21-2009 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by powerclown (Post 2691617)
This is a great idea, I would pay monthly for different voices as a subscription service. I would first pick Richard Pryor with his 'generic white guy' voice.

Why pay? ;)

Google "free gps voice download"

There's loads out there!!

:)

Baraka_Guru 08-21-2009 03:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crompsin (Post 2691597)
Samuel L. Jackson, of course.

"I said turn, motherfucker!"

You'd never miss a command again.

Especially since we know it wouldn't end there....

"What part of turn don't you understand?! You said you wanted to go all drivin' and shit, and you go and pull this I-don't-know-where-to-turn bullshit. Driving, motherfucker, can you do it?!"

PonyPotato 08-21-2009 03:40 AM

I'd love to change my GPS voice to Patrick Stewart.

YUM.


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