04-13-2009, 06:39 AM | #1 (permalink) |
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Things you would rather have than 5 days of toothache
Let me start, as I have a perspective on this.
I would rather have Chris Moyles tattoo his name on my nutsack than have 5 days of toothache.
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04-13-2009, 11:54 AM | #3 (permalink) |
I have eaten the slaw
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Especially if you've already paid for it via taxes.
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04-13-2009, 12:08 PM | #4 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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five days locked in a room with ann coulter...
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04-13-2009, 12:11 PM | #5 (permalink) |
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Dude...too far....
I'd rather the toothache.
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04-13-2009, 12:45 PM | #6 (permalink) |
comfortably numb...
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i'd work on turning her around...
it would be a struggle, i know...
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04-13-2009, 12:50 PM | #7 (permalink) |
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...like pulling teeth....
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04-16-2009, 07:44 AM | #8 (permalink) |
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Well, Ive just had the fucker pulled out.
I say "pulled" but in fact mean, pulled, chopped into with the drill, cracked into several pieces and forced out with a hooked chisel while blood actually spurts into my line of site. Wasnt a very pleasant experience to be honest. I think dentist offices must employ attractive girls as dental nurses on purpose - cos I definitely made an effort to take it like a man since there was a good looking girl there and I wanted to look like a tough guy in front of her- I only cried out in pain and punched the arms of the dentists chair a few times! At least I didnt cry!
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