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Old 04-13-2009, 06:39 AM   #1 (permalink)
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Things you would rather have than 5 days of toothache

Let me start, as I have a perspective on this.

I would rather have Chris Moyles tattoo his name on my nutsack than have 5 days of toothache.

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Old 04-13-2009, 07:33 AM   #2 (permalink)
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I'd rather have somebody able to fix it.
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Old 04-13-2009, 11:54 AM   #3 (permalink)
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I'd rather have somebody able to fix it.
Especially if you've already paid for it via taxes.
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:08 PM   #4 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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five days locked in a room with ann coulter...
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:11 PM   #5 (permalink)
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five days locked in a room with ann coulter...
Dude...too far....

I'd rather the toothache.
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:45 PM   #6 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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i'd work on turning her around...

it would be a struggle, i know...
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Old 04-13-2009, 12:50 PM   #7 (permalink)
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...like pulling teeth....
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Old 04-16-2009, 07:44 AM   #8 (permalink)
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Well, Ive just had the fucker pulled out.

I say "pulled" but in fact mean, pulled, chopped into with the drill, cracked into several pieces and forced out with a hooked chisel while blood actually spurts into my line of site.

Wasnt a very pleasant experience to be honest.

I think dentist offices must employ attractive girls as dental nurses on purpose - cos I definitely made an effort to take it like a man since there was a good looking girl there and I wanted to look like a tough guy in front of her- I only cried out in pain and punched the arms of the dentists chair a few times! At least I didnt cry!
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Old 04-18-2009, 07:48 AM   #9 (permalink)
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2 percocets + 3 beers = better than 5 days of pain
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