Things you would rather have than 5 days of toothache
 

Let me start, as I have a perspective on this.

I would rather have Chris Moyles tattoo his name on my nutsack than have 5 days of toothache.

:(

I'd rather have somebody able to fix it.

Especially if you've already paid for it via taxes.

five days locked in a room with ann coulter...

Dude...too far....

I'd rather the toothache.

i'd work on turning her around...

it would be a struggle, i know...

...like pulling teeth....

Well, Ive just had the fucker pulled out.

I say "pulled" but in fact mean, pulled, chopped into with the drill, cracked into several pieces and forced out with a hooked chisel while blood actually spurts into my line of site.

Wasnt a very pleasant experience to be honest.

I think dentist offices must employ attractive girls as dental nurses on purpose - cos I definitely made an effort to take it like a man since there was a good looking girl there and I wanted to look like a tough guy in front of her- I only cried out in pain and punched the arms of the dentists chair a few times! At least I didnt cry!

2 percocets + 3 beers = better than 5 days of pain