The Sexual Innuendoes Thread - Tilted Forum Project Discussion Community

thespian86 · 02-08-2009, 08:13 PM

Just any way of sexualizing a non-sexual word or a sentence that is pure non-sense but sexualized. For example:

"Yes, in fact, I do have a rather large Cock-erspaniel. Would you like to pet it?"

etc.

Enjoy.

Baraka_Guru · 02-08-2009, 08:15 PM

Wow, your poodle's fur is really curly.

Plan9 · 02-08-2009, 08:34 PM

I've been saving these for girls at the pistol range:

Are you excited? I can practically smell the CLP already.

Oh, my... I'd love to slide my sturdy bolt into your tight action.

Just imagine how tight it'll lock up right before I squeeze the trigger.

Let's talk about putting my upper and your lower together for a little NFA action.

Don't worry about a double-feed baby, I can clear any jam with one hand.

Once I rod out your barrel, your rifling will never be the same.

Ya know, I've got a high capacity magazine - I can shoot all night.

BadNick · 02-08-2009, 08:41 PM

I'm makin' bacon tonight. Honey, get the eggs ready.

carrot glace · 02-08-2009, 09:21 PM

insert rod A into slot B

u cant fit this sausage into any old bag

BadNick · 02-10-2009, 04:50 AM

When I dropped the soap in the shower at the gym, I was a bit worried about any innuendoes.

Nisses · 02-10-2009, 05:15 AM

His mother used to be a sales rep, she took care of 2 whole counties on a weekly basis

carrot glace · 02-11-2009, 02:34 AM

that couch is looking really good about now...(after a thanksgiving dinner)

Redlemon · 02-13-2009, 06:33 PM

I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight... or however you reacted...

telekinetic · 02-13-2009, 07:19 PM

I'll innuendo your thread...I'll innuendo your thread ALL NIGHT

02-08-2009, 08:13 PM	#1 (permalink)
thespian86 change is hard. Location: the green room.	The Sexual Innuendoes Thread Just any way of sexualizing a non-sexual word or a sentence that is pure non-sense but sexualized. For example: "Yes, in fact, I do have a rather large Cock-erspaniel. Would you like to pet it?" etc. Enjoy. __________________ EX: Whats new? ME: I officially love coffee more then you now. EX: uh... ME: So, not much.

02-08-2009, 08:15 PM	#2 (permalink)
Baraka_Guru warrior bodhisattva Super Moderator Location: East-central Canada	Wow, your poodle's fur is really curly. __________________ Knowing that death is certain and that the time of death is uncertain, what's the most important thing? —Bhikkhuni Pema Chödrön Humankind cannot bear very much reality. —From "Burnt Norton," Four Quartets (1936), T. S. Eliot

02-08-2009, 08:34 PM	#3 (permalink)
Plan9 I Confess a Shiver	I've been saving these for girls at the pistol range: Are you excited? I can practically smell the CLP already. Oh, my... I'd love to slide my sturdy bolt into your tight action. Just imagine how tight it'll lock up right before I squeeze the trigger. Let's talk about putting my upper and your lower together for a little NFA action. Don't worry about a double-feed baby, I can clear any jam with one hand. Once I rod out your barrel, your rifling will never be the same. Ya know, I've got a high capacity magazine - I can shoot all night. __________________ *Whatever you can carry.* "You should not drink... and bake." Last edited by Plan9; 02-08-2009 at 08:41 PM..

02-08-2009, 09:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	insert rod A into slot B u cant fit this sausage into any old bag __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

02-10-2009, 05:15 AM	#7 (permalink)
Nisses Shade Location: Belgium	His mother used to be a sales rep, she took care of 2 whole counties on a weekly basis __________________ Moderation should be moderately moderated.

02-08-2009, 08:41 PM	#4 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I'm makin' bacon tonight. Honey, get the eggs ready.

02-10-2009, 04:50 AM	#6 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	When I dropped the soap in the shower at the gym, I was a bit worried about any innuendoes.

02-11-2009, 02:34 AM	#8 (permalink)
carrot glace Crazy Location: orange county	that couch is looking really good about now...(after a thanksgiving dinner) __________________ "blaine is a pain and that is the truth"

02-13-2009, 06:33 PM	#9 (permalink)
Redlemon Devoted Donor Location: New England	I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight... or however you reacted... __________________ I can't read your signature. Sorry.

02-13-2009, 07:19 PM	#10 (permalink)
telekinetic zomgomgomgomgomgomg Location: Fauxenix, Azerona	I'll innuendo your thread...I'll innuendo your thread ALL NIGHT __________________ twisted no more