The Sexual Innuendoes Thread
 

Just any way of sexualizing a non-sexual word or a sentence that is pure non-sense but sexualized. For example:

"Yes, in fact, I do have a rather large Cock-erspaniel. Would you like to pet it?"

etc.

Enjoy.

Wow, your poodle's fur is really curly.

I've been saving these for girls at the pistol range:

Are you excited? I can practically smell the CLP already.

Oh, my... I'd love to slide my sturdy bolt into your tight action.

Just imagine how tight it'll lock up right before I squeeze the trigger.

Let's talk about putting my upper and your lower together for a little NFA action.

Don't worry about a double-feed baby, I can clear any jam with one hand.

Once I rod out your barrel, your rifling will never be the same.

Ya know, I've got a high capacity magazine - I can shoot all night.

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a13...Ballsack-1.jpg

I'm makin' bacon tonight. Honey, get the eggs ready.

insert rod A into slot B

u cant fit this sausage into any old bag

When I dropped the soap in the shower at the gym, I was a bit worried about any innuendoes.

His mother used to be a sales rep, she took care of 2 whole counties on a weekly basis

that couch is looking really good about now...(after a thanksgiving dinner)

I'd like to thank you all for coming tonight... or however you reacted...

I'll innuendo your thread...I'll innuendo your thread ALL NIGHT