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Ourcrazymodern? 11-16-2008 08:56 AM

will you lie with me & make it a whopper?
 
I have never & will never tell the truth because I find it distasteful.

Bear Cub 11-16-2008 09:25 AM

No, but I may settle for a Big Mac.

Daniel_ 11-16-2008 11:02 AM

I personally like the sauce on a Filet O Fish.

ring 11-16-2008 11:39 AM

I kept getting a busy signal
on the governor's phone all night.

jewels 11-23-2008 04:39 AM

I think I could make it a whopper about now.

BadNick 11-23-2008 10:11 AM

Since yous guys are getting all the whoppers...well, except for Daniel's fishy thing...I'm ready for a couple big macs

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2.../kimbigmac.jpg

Ourcrazymodern? 11-28-2008 09:33 AM

I hate breasts.

BadNick 11-28-2008 10:45 AM

How could you not? So soft, so warm, so sensual, so life-supporting, yuck. Same with thighs.

Italianman137 12-08-2008 05:44 PM

Oklahoma

optik_nerve 12-08-2008 09:56 PM

where the wind comes sweepin' down the plain

uncle phil 12-09-2008 03:29 AM

tastes like chicken...

Fly 12-09-2008 11:01 AM

fuck the whopper............



i'll lay with you anyways........







*giggle*

uncle phil 12-09-2008 01:24 PM

"I did not have sex with that woman!"

girldetective 12-09-2008 02:22 PM

Move over
make room for the big meat.

it wasnt all that big.

uncle phil 12-09-2008 03:33 PM

would you lay with me in a field of stone?

Fly 12-10-2008 04:56 AM

as long as you play with my stones............

BadNick 12-13-2008 09:11 AM

reducing greenhouse gas emissions by depleting the earth's cow population one bite at a time:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...elb-unwrap.jpg

bhgraiders1 12-13-2008 09:23 PM

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2281/...8505faf3_b.jpg

BadNick 12-13-2008 09:28 PM

I can fit that in my mouth, and I want to.

uncle phil 12-14-2008 04:40 PM

he couldn't fit that in HIS mouth...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...oeebrown02.jpg

Tophat665 12-15-2008 10:24 PM

I'm from the Government. I'm here to help.

uncle phil 12-16-2008 03:21 AM

we're glad to have you...

BadNick 12-16-2008 05:06 AM

I'm ready to be had.

Tophat665 12-16-2008 09:38 AM

Don't mind me. I'll just sit over in the corner and lick my eyebrows.

Bear Cub 12-16-2008 10:23 AM

If you can make it this kind of whopper, I'll bear your children.

http://images.teamsugar.com/files/up...rs.preview.jpg

uncle phil 12-16-2008 01:31 PM

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v1...htaBIGfish.jpg

Tophat665 12-16-2008 04:00 PM

That's one enormous crappie, Phil. One of them et my dawg when I was in grade school.

uncle phil 12-16-2008 04:08 PM

small dog, top...

weak, too...

BadNick 12-16-2008 06:37 PM

I'd eat the whopper myself, but I have used a giant burrito to catch fish.

Tophat665 12-16-2008 07:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2573777)
I'd eat the whopper myself, but I have used a giant burrito to catch fish.

Burritos are the perfect bait for Rio Grande Perch.


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