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woolley bear · 04-27-2003, 01:17 PM

How about the oiler of the squeaky wheel

phoenix1002 · 04-27-2003, 03:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by richeee
"I'm the commander in thief in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! "

hey..... I'm already the director of kleptomania! don't be stealing my title

(j/k btw...)

Sion · 04-27-2003, 07:20 PM

I do hereby and forthwith declare and announce my eternal and everlasting title and position in qpid's liberation army as Minister, Administrator and Supreme Commander-in-Chief (otherwise known as the Top Dog) of The Department of Repeats, Repetitions and Redundancies Department.

All of you, each and every single one of you, can, should and must now kneel, bow and/or grovel before my Power and Glory.

tek55 · 04-27-2003, 08:38 PM

how do i get the Join the REvolution link to work?

Kadath · 04-27-2003, 08:43 PM

Well, this looks like a good time. I'll take Lead Bounty Hunter, myself. Viva la revolucion!

Kadath · 04-27-2003, 08:48 PM

oh, and tek55, this will tell you how. It's a vB url tag, which is just like an html href tag.

ariekitten · 04-28-2003, 12:13 AM

ok, ok...
i change my mind....
i want to be a female entertainer..you know, sing to the boys and look pretty to help them do good...

Evan · 04-28-2003, 08:48 PM

im in

G0dd3ss · 04-29-2003, 08:31 AM

I've always wanted to be in an army so that I can blow shit up!!

I think I will be Special Ops Crazy Biotch Explosives Expert.

Yes, that's very satisfying.

Peetster · 04-29-2003, 08:48 AM

This thread is hysterical. :-)

liquid_dreams · 04-29-2003, 01:20 PM

ok can i be a profesinal assassian you know you might have some polotical problems when you rise up i can take them out if thats ok

John_Gault · 04-29-2003, 02:14 PM

You're going to need some fact finding on this mission. I hereby render my services as HMFIC of inquisitions, er...I mean interrogations in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does.

Bones, I'd like to ask you some questions.

stan the man · 04-29-2003, 02:24 PM

would the post of "head pooch pounder for the revolution" still be avalible

Eviltree · 04-29-2003, 07:00 PM

Hey, can I be Commander of the evil tree army?

eyeronic · 04-30-2003, 12:21 AM

I do hate the Microsofties sometimes, but sometimes I feel I must submit. They are so powerful.

cheese · 04-30-2003, 06:07 AM

i will assume the position of Officer of ritualistic virginal de-flowering

phoenix1002 · 04-30-2003, 10:21 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by eyeronic
I do hate the Microsofties sometimes, but sometimes I feel I must submit. They are so powerful.

Don't give in! Join the resistance! If we are united, we can eliminate the scourge that is Microsoft once and for all!

Well, at least we can make some things blow up, anyway...

oldbob · 04-30-2003, 05:08 PM

who is john gault?
just kidding

opentocomments · 04-30-2003, 05:15 PM

Can I join if i run windows?
if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room.

Lucifer · 05-01-2003, 04:25 AM

I will be Lord of Evil Dopplegangers in qpids army

qpid · 05-01-2003, 11:07 AM

One by one my army grows...

bwahahaha

Antagony · 05-01-2003, 03:01 PM

Barring qpid's disapproval, I wish to become Head Priest of the liberation army.

The army needs to be blessed before entering battle, no?

qpid · 05-01-2003, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antagony
Barring qpid's disapproval, I wish to become Head Priest of the liberation army.

The army needs to be blessed before entering battle, no?

true and they also need head

galaxygirl · 05-01-2003, 07:32 PM

I'd like to be the Bitch Queen in qpid's Army. I do so despise Microsoft. Had the blue screen of death again today.

Wingnut · 05-02-2003, 02:53 AM

I am the blue screen of death, making the microsoft experiance so much more terrible!!

Fly · 05-02-2003, 04:16 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by qpid
true and they also need head

oh..oh...oh.......sign me up....sign me up

PataQ · 05-02-2003, 05:55 AM

*joined!*

elenillor · 05-02-2003, 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Antagony
Barring qpid's disapproval, I wish to become Head Priest of the liberation army.

Quote:

Originally posted by qpid
true and they also need head

Priest... head... head priest...

I don't like where this is going.

opentocomments · 05-02-2003, 01:08 PM

Can I join if i run windows?

if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room.

i am asking agian can i get a answer this time

qpid · 05-02-2003, 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by opentocomments
Can I join if i run windows?

if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room.

i am asking agian can i get a answer this time

But of course, we understand that Windows is sometimes a necessary evil

Join away

LordEden · 05-02-2003, 11:33 PM

I'm ready to join up, I want to be the major stoner in your army! Like i could build so many bongs, like we could take over Amsterdam! or something like that

Fly · 05-03-2003, 08:06 AM

hey qpid..........when's go time dude?

lottsa beer in the fridge.anyone thirsty..........to kick microsoft's ass?

losthellhound · 05-03-2003, 07:35 PM

Im in

I am the Minister of dis-information and propoganda in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does![url=http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1409Join the Revolution![/url]

SamSwashbuckler · 05-04-2003, 12:17 AM

I'm the only fan of MS in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

John Henry · 05-04-2003, 01:06 AM

I'm the Minister in Awe of Opentocomment's Title.

chodarama · 05-04-2003, 02:23 AM

Indulge me, Your Highness, these following and few tedious questions.

How do you, qpid (and your army), plan to take over the world?

What steps are necessary to achieve this goal?

Is your enemy simply Microsoft or are there other threats to your ultimate world domination?

In what ways would your newly shaped world be any better than the current one?

Who would benefit from this army of liberation's efforts?

Thank you,

The potentially future mischievous-rabble-rouser of qpid's liberation army.

qpid · 05-04-2003, 07:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by chodarama
Indulge me, Your Highness, these following and few tedious questions.

How do you, qpid (and your army), plan to take over the world?

What steps are necessary to achieve this goal?

Is your enemy simply Microsoft or are there other threats to your ultimate world domination?

In what ways would your newly shaped world be any better than the current one?

Who would benefit from this army of liberation's efforts?

Thank you,

The potentially future mischievous-rabble-rouser of qpid's liberation army.

Yours is not to question why, yours is but to do or die (for me)

However I promise that once I take over the world pot and prostitution will be legal, breast implant operations will be $20, planes will be on time and there will be no more pay porn sites, all free all the time

Antagony · 05-04-2003, 10:17 AM

Who can say "no" to this man?

Surely not I.

Minx · 05-04-2003, 10:32 AM

Hey can I come in too qpid? This army could use a few more ladies! Damn....all the good positions are taken though.....let's see - how 'bout Head Cheerleader for me!

Every good army should have a morale officer of some sort.

Elitegibson · 05-04-2003, 07:17 PM

I get to be Colonel Angus.

04-27-2003, 07:20 PM	#83 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	I do hereby and forthwith declare and announce my eternal and everlasting title and position in qpid's liberation army as Minister, Administrator and Supreme Commander-in-Chief (otherwise known as the Top Dog) of The Department of Repeats, Repetitions and Redundancies Department. All of you, each and every single one of you, can, should and must now kneel, bow and/or grovel before my Power and Glory. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

04-27-2003, 08:38 PM	#84 (permalink)
tek55 Tilted	how do i get the Join the REvolution link to work? __________________ teneo effrenus katafractarius "I'm a Master Fisherman in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

04-27-2003, 08:43 PM	#85 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	Well, this looks like a good time. I'll take Lead Bounty Hunter, myself. Viva la revolucion! __________________ it's quiet in here

04-27-2003, 08:48 PM	#86 (permalink)
Kadath Muffled Location: Camazotz	oh, and tek55, this will tell you how. It's a vB url tag, which is just like an html href tag. __________________ it's quiet in here

04-28-2003, 12:13 AM	#87 (permalink)
ariekitten bAck iN aCtiOn! Location: in my imagination	ok, ok... i change my mind.... i want to be a female entertainer..you know, sing to the boys and look pretty to help them do good... __________________ I am known as Valentinez Alkalinella Xifax Sicidabohertz Gombigobilla Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovici Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser III. Don't hesitate to call. ~Vash, Trigun >'.'< kitty kitty, meow ^..^~

04-27-2003, 01:17 PM	#81 (permalink)
woolley bear Crazy Location: the sun (AZ)	How about the oiler of the squeaky wheel

04-28-2003, 08:48 PM	#88 (permalink)
Evan Banned Location: Meahssahcheusetss	im in

04-29-2003, 08:31 AM	#89 (permalink)
G0dd3ss Crazy Location: O-H-I-O	I've always wanted to be in an army so that I can blow shit up!! I think I will be Special Ops Crazy Biotch Explosives Expert. Yes, that's very satisfying. __________________ It's best not to be too moral...you cheat yourself out of too much life. - Maude, Harold and Maude.

04-29-2003, 08:48 AM	#90 (permalink)
Peetster Right Now Location: Home	This thread is hysterical. :-)

04-29-2003, 01:20 PM	#91 (permalink)
liquid_dreams Banned Location: ketchikan	ok can i be a profesinal assassian you know you might have some polotical problems when you rise up i can take them out if thats ok

04-29-2003, 02:14 PM	#92 (permalink)
John_Gault Crazy Location: Beach House on the Moon	You're going to need some fact finding on this mission. I hereby render my services as HMFIC of inquisitions, er...I mean interrogations in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Bones, I'd like to ask you some questions. __________________ The battle against abject stupidity cannot be fought with reason. I am Head inquisitor in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does... Join the Revolution!

04-29-2003, 02:24 PM	#93 (permalink)
stan the man Insane	would the post of "head pooch pounder for the revolution" still be avalible __________________ long live the hud

04-29-2003, 07:00 PM	#94 (permalink)
Eviltree Psycho Location: British Columbia	Hey, can I be Commander of the evil tree army?

04-30-2003, 12:21 AM	#95 (permalink)
eyeronic I run E. Location: New York	I do hate the Microsofties sometimes, but sometimes I feel I must submit. They are so powerful. __________________ I hold with those that favor fire.

04-30-2003, 06:07 AM	#96 (permalink)
cheese Psycho Location: In your bath tub with all your other rubber toys	i will assume the position of Officer of ritualistic virginal de-flowering Last edited by cheese; 04-30-2003 at 10:10 PM..

05-01-2003, 04:25 AM	#100 (permalink)
Lucifer Husband of Seamaiden Location: Nova Scotia	I will be Lord of Evil Dopplegangers in qpids army __________________ I am a brother to dragons, and a companion to owls. - Job 30:29 1123, 6536, 5321

05-01-2003, 03:01 PM	#102 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	Barring qpid's disapproval, I wish to become Head Priest of the liberation army. The army needs to be blessed before entering battle, no? __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

04-30-2003, 05:08 PM	#98 (permalink)
oldbob Insane Location: Detroit	who is john gault? just kidding __________________ children who refuse to brush will have inordinately bad breath.

04-30-2003, 05:15 PM	#99 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	Can I join if i run windows? if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room. __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

05-01-2003, 11:07 AM	#101 (permalink)
qpid Psycho Location: Detroit	One by one my army grows... bwahahaha __________________ My army will take over the world join us or be destroyed. I am the Emperor Supreme Join the Revolution! Necrophilia - The irresistible urge to crack open a cold one

05-01-2003, 07:32 PM	#104 (permalink)
galaxygirl Insane Location: NH	I'd like to be the Bitch Queen in qpid's Army. I do so despise Microsoft. Had the blue screen of death again today. __________________ Drawing strength from His acceptance, offering all that I am and ever will be

05-02-2003, 02:53 AM	#105 (permalink)
Wingnut Ready for Action Location: 50 miles North of nowhere	I am the blue screen of death, making the microsoft experiance so much more terrible!! __________________ You are only limited by your imagination

05-02-2003, 05:55 AM	#107 (permalink)
PataQ Tilted	joined! __________________ O_O! I'm an assistant coffee boy in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution!

05-02-2003, 01:08 PM	#109 (permalink)
opentocomments Psycho Location: St. Louis	Can I join if i run windows? if so then i would like to be the guy who turns invisable and eats other peoples food and their like hey wtf my food is gone and i just set it down and i am all alone in this room. i am asking agian can i get a answer this time __________________ How do we know that the sky is not green and we are all color-blind?

05-03-2003, 08:06 AM	#112 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	hey qpid..........when's go time dude? lottsa beer in the fridge.anyone thirsty..........to kick microsoft's ass? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

05-03-2003, 07:35 PM	#113 (permalink)
losthellhound Thats MR. Muffin Face now Location: Everywhere work sends me	Im in I am the Minister of dis-information and propoganda in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does![url=http://www.tfproject.org/tfp/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1409Join the Revolution![/url] __________________ "Life is possible only with illusions. And so, the question for the science of mental health must become an absolutely new and revolutionary one, yet one that reflects the essence of the human condition: On what level of illusion does one live?" -- Ernest Becker, The Denial of Death

05-04-2003, 12:17 AM	#114 (permalink)
SamSwashbuckler Upright Location: Ontario	I'm the only fan of MS in qpid's liberation army so we can take over the world before Microsoft does. Join the Revolution! __________________ Sam Swashbuckler ICQ 3356672 SamSwashbuckler[cat]GMail[dog]com Last edited by SamSwashbuckler; 05-04-2003 at 12:23 AM..

05-04-2003, 01:06 AM	#115 (permalink)
John Henry Addict Location: Grey Britain	I'm the Minister in Awe of Opentocomment's Title. __________________ "No one was behaving from very Buddhist motives. Then, thought Pigsy, he was hardly a Buddha, nor was he a monkey. Presently, he was a pig spirit changed into a little girl pretending to be a little boy to be offered to a water monster. It was all very simple to a pig spirit."

05-04-2003, 02:23 AM	#116 (permalink)
chodarama Insane Location: a van, down by the river	Indulge me, Your Highness, these following and few tedious questions. How do you, qpid (and your army), plan to take over the world? What steps are necessary to achieve this goal? Is your enemy simply Microsoft or are there other threats to your ultimate world domination? In what ways would your newly shaped world be any better than the current one? Who would benefit from this army of liberation's efforts? Thank you, The potentially future mischievous-rabble-rouser of qpid's liberation army.

05-04-2003, 10:17 AM	#118 (permalink)
Antagony Psychopathic Akimbo Action Pirate Location: ...between Christ and Belial.	Who can say "no" to this man? Surely not I. __________________ On the outside I'm jazz, but my soul is rock and roll. Sleep is a waste of time. Join the Insomniac Club. "GYOH GWAH-DAH GREH BLAAA! SROH WIH DIH FLIH RYOHH!!" - The Locust

05-04-2003, 10:32 AM	#119 (permalink)
Minx Junkie Location: Up yonder	Hey can I come in too qpid? This army could use a few more ladies! Damn....all the good positions are taken though.....let's see - how 'bout Head Cheerleader for me! Every good army should have a morale officer of some sort. __________________ You've been a naughty boy....go to my room!

05-04-2003, 07:17 PM	#120 (permalink)
Elitegibson More Freedom, Less Bullshit Location: Tulsa, OK	I get to be Colonel Angus. __________________ -Erik Stupid people shouldn't breed.