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How long could you survive chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor?
Sigh. I can't make the image link work.... but this quiz was amusing.
I'd only last a minute and nineteen seconds. :sad: |
1 min 41 seconds.
In reality it'd kill me in a matter of seconds. They have these massive razors on each foot that are built to quickly and efficiently cut through flesh in order to disembowel the victim, and humans have much thinner skin than a velociraptor's usual prey. /nerd |
60 seconds
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1 minute, 51 seconds.
Wusses. |
You've subdued a wild animal?
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1 minute, 22 seconds... should I have beaten him with my severed arm? I decided to choke instead.
Velociraptors are dicks. |
1min 22
some of us need to harden the fuck up |
41 seconds.
If I am actually coherent after the Raptor rips off my arm, I would probably run away. Wouldn't you? |
47 seconds :lol:
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fight to the death jove. ...fight to the death!
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1 minute, 25 seconds.
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54 seconds.
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1 minute 28 seconds.
Though in reality it'd probably be about 5 seconds. |
Minute thirteen.
I doubt the accuracy of this quiz. It would likely be 1.13 seconds. |
I bet if it was a female velociraptor I could smooze her into that bed...but apparently this one had balls...and I didn't think it was a good idea to try to reach under him for a cheap kick.
http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...madehercry.jpg |
One minute sixteen. Not good.
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60 seconds.
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Is it male or female?
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I'm chuckling how we're implying "bad" or "good" ratings when so far the difference between the longest and shortest survival period is just over 60 seconds.
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Also: why a bunk bed?
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Not a second, but I'll probably be there the next time around.
Being a dinosaur is fun. |
1 min. 32 sec.
from what i see so far, we all lose in the end. |
1 minute, 25 seconds.
Problem is, it didn't factor in the fact that I'm secretly the Greek god Poseidon. |
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I'm sure she's going to love the roast raptor. |
How long would a velociraptor survive chained to chuck norris?
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Depends...top bunk, or bottom bunk? It makes all the difference.
I chose top and lasted 38 seconds |
1 minute 9 seconds. I missed the run get a large gun option. That would change everything.
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3 days and 41 minutes. I used the Rosie O'Donnell option.
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heh, 1:19 for me.
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Okay I figured my height (or lack of) was getting me killed faster than some of you. So I chose the top bunk this time. I'm down to 54 seconds now. oops. |
hmmm... the built-in height advantage seems questionable. It would seem that someone small, strong, and nimble would be more effective in eluding or combating a velociraptor.
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