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dantangel 08-26-2008 02:28 PM

Police Pull Naked Man From Chimney
 
Police say he had just gotten out of jail, was drunk and was looking for a place to sleep.

and i say:hahahahahahah



webcastr.com - Raw Video: Police Pull Naked Man From Chimney

and it sure was not Santa
http://www.pyzamstuff.com/funpix/hol..._03%5B1%5D.jpg

BadNick 08-26-2008 05:11 PM

I can imagine something like that happening to me. I try to get out on the roof of any building I'm in, and if I can see a way to climb between walls I've been known to do that, too....just because...or be claus?

ottopilot 09-01-2008 09:16 PM

is there specific insurance available for this kind of problem?

BadNick 09-02-2008 03:43 AM

thank you for asking, otto:

http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g2...ainsurance.jpg

SSJTWIZTA 09-02-2008 04:06 AM

Badnick...how the hell!?

BadNick 09-02-2008 04:16 AM

^ that's what I said, too. Being ever so inquisitive, I just googled "santa claus insurance" and that popped up. I'm sure it's one of those brainiac net pages imbedded with code to pick up any insurance inquiry and repeat what you were searching for...damn dangling participle, how do I get rid of that?

Santa Claus FTW!

ottopilot 09-02-2008 04:43 AM

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Wow ... look what I found at esurance!

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BadNick 09-02-2008 07:46 AM

It is so reassuring to know that the insurance industry has all of our concerns well covered with specific insurance and reasonable rates. I thank Santa for that.

Willravel 09-02-2008 09:16 AM

Listen, I had a really long night. I got jumped by some cholos that stole my dockers and dickies shirt, and I was really cold. I didn't even know there were cholos in Ohio. I saw this chimney with some smoke coming out of it and I was brought back to my childhood, huddling around the warm fire on holidays... and it just felt right.

So I scaled the house, taking care not to get anything caught on the shingles, and found my way into the chimney. Sue me. And you know what? It WAS toasty. I was just planning on waiting out the cold night and then someone walking by talking on a cell phone saw my head sticking out of the chimney. He must have said "terrorist chimney" or something, because the cops were out there so fast they must have been alerted by Echelon.

So yeah, this is the story about how I was jumped and stripped in Ohio, and had Echelon notified about being naked in a chimney.

BadNick 09-02-2008 10:55 AM

Based on all the facts I see above, this guy could have been a contender for the Vice Presidential nomination.

ottopilot 09-02-2008 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick (Post 2517079)
Based on all the facts I see above, this guy could have been a contender for the Vice Presidential nomination.

Yep... that's Will alright.


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