RetroGunslinger

So, I went online today and looked over my subscriptions on the Tube, and I found this little nugget. I tell you now, this girl must have the genes of a python.

is the best girlfriend EVER.

Discuss.

Spoiler: EDIT: Okay, these links suck. Fix it. I can't even fucking Rick Roll properly. This is fucked up.

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blahblah454

Way to fail retro!!

RetroGunslinger

My life is being turned upside down!!

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BadNick

Maybe you need a nice girlfriend to help you get straightened out.

uncle phil

lead 'em to freedom...
suck 'em and fuck 'em...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Baraka_Guru

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Redlemon

I would like to thank Cynthetiq for the great auto-linking feature that causes this Rickroll to fail.

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ironman

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LoganSnake

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uncle phil

do you all really want to hear about that drive-in in colorado springs?

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Jinn

wait what? what drivethrough?

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Cynthetiq

must uncheck "Automatically embed media (requires automatic parsing of links in text to be on)."

it now works as intended...

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Redlemon

Aww, you spoiled it.

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The_Jazz

You might need this, too.

hijump.gif

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RetroGunslinger

I'm blond, I'm entitled to my mistakes.

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It's a rare pleasure in this world to get your mind fucked. Usually it's just foreplay.

M.B. Keene

uncle phil

sooo '70s...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

ottopilot

I need a shower

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fingofongo

EFF

Church

lol, as I was following links through YouTube from the RickRoll, I came across this and just laughed my ass off. Not sure why, might be because its late, heh.

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