What the hell is that?
 

What the hell IS that?

I don't know, but if it comes any closer I'm getting a gun.

Etymology: Middle English, from Old English thæt, neut. demonstrative pronoun & definite article; akin to Old High German daz, neuter demonstrative pronoun & definite article, Greek to, Latin istud, neuter demonstrative pronoun
Date: before 12th century
1 a : the person, thing, or idea indicated, mentioned, or understood from the situation <that is my father> b : the time, action, or event specified <after that I went to bed> c : the kind or thing specified as follows <the purest water is that produced by distillation> d : one or a group of the indicated kind <that's a cat -- quick and agile>
2 a : the one farther away or less immediately under observation or discussion <those are maples and these are elms> b : the former one
3 a -- used as a function word after and to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous word or phrase <he was helpful, and that to an unusual degree> b -- used as a function word immediately before or after a word group consisting of a verbal auxiliary or a form of the verb be preceded by there or a personal pronoun subject to indicate emphatic repetition of the idea expressed by a previous verb or predicate noun or predicate adjective <is she capable? She is that>
4 a : the one : the thing : the kind : SOMETHING, ANYTHING <the truth of that which is true> <the senses are that whereby we experience the world> <what's that you say> b plural : some persons <those who think the time has come>
- all that : everything of the kind indicated <tact, discretion, and all that>
- at that 1 : in spite of what has been said or implied 2 : in addition

it's a bad memory that has been put in your brain to fuck with you eternally

I dunno, but look, it's running away

oooopppppssss............sorry...........i farted

look, up in the sky, it's a bird, it's a 'plane, it's, it's...

Nothing to worry about once its lanced and drained.

The near ox-sized putrid mass of pulpy tissue had randomly placed gibbering toothy vomiting maws and short fat dripping tentacles tipped with bloodshot eyeballs. It continuously changed shape in a horrible oozing fashion and suffered monstrous eruptions from its angry proud flesh. I cried out, “hey kid, don’t put your lips on that thing!” but it was too late.
-GH

Looks like roadkill to me...

Just move on... nothing to see.


(that means you in the back too...)

I believe it's a politician.

I dont know but I wouldnt touch it!

Dude! ....it's...your...mom!!! :eek:

Hey, man, he's saying stuff about your mom!

Im not sure, but it has teeth like Margaret Thatcher.

i must say i have no idea

Is it sleeping?
-GH

I don't know, but..

IT'S COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!!

http://bestanimations.com/Cartoons/S...urLives-01.gif

DUCK!

Of course!

Smarm finally answers the the seemingly unanswerable question.

It's a duck.
http://acidsky.com/exp/duck.jpg

http://readthetruth.com/gallery/pics/nick01.jpg

sure it wasn't a loon?

Well, if it has webbed feet, a bill, and lays eggs then it <b>must</b> be a duck.

'Course it could be...

http://www.australia.ru/animals/anim...o/platypus.jpg

<b>ME!</b>

Hail Platypus,

I recently learned that the male platypus is venomous.
As if they were not weird enough as it is, they have poisonous spurs on their back legs. Can you confirm this and if I am not getting too personal, what do you use them for?
-GH

'Tis true. I use them mostly for digging into the mattress. Gives me extra leverage when puttin' the stones to Mrs. Platypus.

Thank you.

She is a very lucky mammal.
Does the venom paralyze her, arouse her or make her forget?
Perhaps all three. I have also heard that loud noises can kill a platypus instantly.
Sadly, Hamburgers do not have poisonous spurs.
-GH

GH...
I was under the impresion that Hamburgers do have poisonous spurs, they are however disguised as pickles.

now that we know what it is.......how do we cook it?

Yes, Hamburger, she is a lucky ma... well, monotreme actually. Sadly, Mrs. Platypus is not aroused by my venom. I extol the curative virtues of its high protein makeup - good for the complexion, fur, etc. But she claims that NO female platypi (platypussies?) really like venom. I, however, recall that in my younger single years, all my platybonks rather enjoyed partaking of my copious venom.

As to how to cook me, I prefer to be braised in a light wine sauce with shallots and mushrooms. Served over a bed of homemade fettucini, with garlic bread, and a bottle of Shyraz (d'Arenberg Dead Arm would be nice, thank you).

Understood my highly specialized friend.

Just tell the old lady if she can't give you what you want that you are going to go down the street and see that sexy little echidna that just moved in to the neighborhood.
http://www.frogandtoad.com.au/genima...v/echidnas.gif

I've heard she's an anteater.
-GH

as long as that thing stays away from flies....i guess i'm safe.

Shhhh! That's a prickly situation. Don't want the wife to find out.

As you could surmise, echidna bonking must be undertaken with the utmost care. The good news, however, is that they have no teeth and sport a 6.5 inch tongue.

"Ah, I know what the hll that is.......what the ell was that!?"

Hail Bender, et al!

Just for the record, my pickles are not poisonous.
Thank you and good night.
-GH

Tell you what... when it rolls up into a ball, we'll play catch. Those spikes are too soft to hurt...

You all got it wrong. Its actually
http://www.imgmag.org/images/stiltzkin/wizard9.jpg

Gandalf the Pimp. Coolest guy ever. Maddox rules, yo.

Oh crap thanks! This made me laugh so hard I almost cried!
:)

It's Bill Murrays LIP!
AAAARRRRGH!!!!!!!!

its the first sign of the apocolypse thats for sure !

its the last sign of the apo- **zap**