pocon1

nothing to say

Bear Cub

That's only YOUR opinion.

Besides, only 7 presidents in the US's history have been lefties, with Clinton and Hoover hilighting the list.

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Is there a discussion here? Chalk this one up to the Tilted Humorous Political Nonsense Forum.

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That's what she said.

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Halx

Nonsense in 3.. 2...

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ottopilot

Smiles are nice. Obama is a good smiler.

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Tophat665

Old men talk about their experience because, at the end, that's all they actually have....

Obama will win because the Droidmasters of Piingo IX designed him to win.

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coldhands

I want to see what the world will do if PODUS is named "Obama". I mean, it is one letter from Osama. Perhaps people will stop hating us so much.

(well, that, and we have to stop killing people for oil and power)

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Tophat665

And one of Dick Nixon's names was no letters from Dick. (And another was Milhouse, for chrissakes.) What's your point?

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ring

What's a PODUS?

Tophat665

Prez O' Deez United Statez (I guess)

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ring

POTUS rhymes with LOTUS.

Sion

Your argument would be much more compelling if you'd put it this way:

Because the left half of the brain controls the right half of the body, and vice versa, only left-handed people are in their right minds.

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Tophat665

Talk about a left handed compliment!

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Obama will be president because his name spelled backwards is Amabo Kcarab.

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Tophat665

Obama will become president, as he has been hand selected by the Pentavirate to replace Colonel Sanders and the fellow from Pop-Eyes who replaced him and recently kicked the bucket (as it were).

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Because Obama's true identity is "Frozone" and is certified in the ways of Hai Karate aftershave.

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dlish

cos he got game! whens the last time you saw a presidant call out school kids for a game of Bball???

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Tophat665

Obama will be president because McCain was replaced with Folger's crystals, and nobody noticed.

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Obama is a friend to cheese.

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Tophat665

Is Obama's mama a llama?

Obama bends spoons with his mind.

Obama can make Chuck Norris cry like a kindergardener.

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ring

Obama hey bama, bama bama oh, bama hey bama oh bama.

ottopilot

Obama will be president because he can get people out of dead-end jobs by reclassifying them as cul-de-sac.

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coldhands

sorry...forgot this was the nonsence board...I have absolutely no point.

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ottopilot

Obama will become president because he uses stationary.

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Obama will become president because Jesse Jackson didn't really cut off his nuts.

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Tophat665

Jesse Jackson hasn't cut my nuts off, and yet I'm not in the running. No, the real reason Obama will be president is that Jessie broke 13 knives, 4 machetes, a claymore, a katana, a reciprocating saw, three pairs of bolt cutters, a surgical bone saw, and two chainsaws trying to cut off Obama's nuts, and only left him with a baby smooth scrotum.

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Sion

Tophat, I find your knowledge of the state of Obama's nuts a bit disturbing.

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There really is nothing like the feel of a shorn scrotum. You should try it. It's breathtaking, I assure you.

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from a recent conversation between Bud and Sandy Ricks...

"Obama will be our next president because neat means cool, and Flipper is a real cool cat."

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Tophat665

Obama will be president because of the evidence he has of the sweaty nights John McCain Spent on the Riviera with Kim Jong Il, Mahmoud Akhmedinijahd, and a baby pool full of lime jello.

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Obama will be president because he owns a working Eludium Pu 36 Explosive Space Modulator.

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Tophat665

... and can augment our force in Afghanistan with a surge of 50,000 instant Martians.

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Obama will be president because he is on your side.

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ipollux

Obama will be president because he's still young enough to bathe and dress himself in the morning, making him far superior to his opponent.

genuinegirly

Obama will be president because the conservatives will be far too occupied by their foreign investments to remember to vote on election day.

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Obama will be president because he owns the complete "_____ of Steel" video work-out series.

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Tophat665

In fact, he is on both of your sides, he's out in front, he's got your back, and he's over your head while providing a sound footing. He surrounds you and swaddles you in a sense of purpose while his warm glow provides a feeling of security and enough light to read by on long plane trips.

It is a little know fact (since he doesn't like to talk about it) that Obama, not Scion, is the all being master of Time, Space, and Dimension (and he's been to Europe too.)

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ottopilot

I knew there was something magical about Obama. That's why he'll be our next president!

Hurray!!!

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