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Ourcrazymodern? · 07-18-2009, 05:34 PM

This thread's been eating eye candy without its pants on.

Tophat665 · 07-18-2009, 05:55 PM

This thread knows the meaning of envy.

DaniGirl · 07-18-2009, 06:00 PM

This thread is drinking Wahoo!!!

jewels · 07-19-2009, 04:09 AM

This thread has stooped low before but is questioning its lowliness.

uncle phil · 07-19-2009, 04:11 AM

this thread should pay homage to amen ra...

mixedmedia · 07-19-2009, 04:51 AM

this thread doesn't look back.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-19-2009, 05:40 AM

This thread looked back once, but was horrified by its rider...

Tophat665 · 07-19-2009, 05:50 AM

This thread walk a 47 miles of barb wire.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-20-2009, 04:50 AM

I'm going to slap her...

uncle phil · 07-20-2009, 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

This thread walk a 47 miles of barb wire.

this thread's got a cobra snake for a necktie...

jewels · 07-20-2009, 01:28 PM

This thread wants you to play with his ding-a-linga ling.

Tophat665 · 07-20-2009, 09:36 PM

This thread loves you.

uncle phil · 07-21-2009, 03:32 AM

this thread smiles and the world smiles with it...

mixedmedia · 07-21-2009, 03:39 AM

this thread ain't never been outside o' the holler.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 07:22 AM

This thread's getting his dingyness played with.

ring · 07-21-2009, 08:33 AM

This thread has a hitch in its get along.

Tophat665 · 07-21-2009, 09:06 AM

This thread farts proudly.

jewels · 07-21-2009, 12:28 PM

This thread has a habit of mimicking fire alarms and now has neurotic concerns about being sent to the Principal's office.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 02:38 PM

This thread just whined. (No, not whinnied - whined to itself.)

uncle phil · 07-21-2009, 03:54 PM

this thread just unwound the spool...

Tophat665 · 07-21-2009, 05:37 PM

This thread wants to be a hawser when it gets out of college.

ring · 07-21-2009, 06:20 PM

This thread is knot too serious to be given serious consideration.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-21-2009, 07:35 PM

This thread is giving that serious consideration.

jewels · 07-22-2009, 12:47 AM

This thread has hammered in the morning and been hammered in the evening.

Ourcrazymodern? · 07-22-2009, 03:41 AM

This thread genuinely inflects.

ring · 07-22-2009, 08:00 AM

This thread has concealed protection.

ZenFilthPig · 08-04-2009, 06:06 AM

This thread says it would like to help you but truthfully, with the extent of labour and cost of the parts involved, you may be better of replacing the whole thing.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-04-2009, 06:19 AM

This thread is a yarn, & quite happy about it.

ZenFilthPig · 08-04-2009, 06:22 AM

This thread doesn't want to be strung along.

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 06:25 AM

This thread thinks it looks like you've blown a seal. So wipe your chin.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-04-2009, 06:29 AM

This thread admires this thread.

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 06:48 AM

THis thread wonders what a mobius stripper would look like.

ring · 08-04-2009, 09:21 AM

Thread this.

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 09:38 AM

This thread can tell when it's being needled.

Fly · 08-04-2009, 09:52 AM

this thread is all stealth like.........

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 10:07 AM

This thread is over your head, under your radar, beside the point, and above the board.

mixedmedia · 08-04-2009, 10:11 AM

This thread only exists in your mind.

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 10:13 AM

Pay no mind to the thread behind the curtain.

Ourcrazymodern? · 08-04-2009, 10:22 AM

This thread can't help watching, but it's eating lunch.

Tophat665 · 08-04-2009, 10:44 AM

This thread is like a box of chocolates. In hot weather it all starts to run together.

07-18-2009, 05:34 PM	#1961 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread's been eating eye candy without its pants on. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-18-2009, 05:55 PM	#1962 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread knows the meaning of envy. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-19-2009, 04:09 AM	#1964 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has stooped low before but is questioning its lowliness. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-19-2009, 04:11 AM	#1965 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread should pay homage to amen ra... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-19-2009, 04:51 AM	#1966 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	this thread doesn't look back. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-18-2009, 06:00 PM	#1963 (permalink)
DaniGirl Addict Location: Fucking Utah...	This thread is drinking Wahoo!!!

07-19-2009, 05:40 AM	#1967 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread looked back once, but was horrified by its rider... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-19-2009, 05:50 AM	#1968 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread walk a 47 miles of barb wire. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-20-2009, 04:50 AM	#1969 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	I'm going to slap her... __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-20-2009, 01:28 PM	#1971 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread wants you to play with his ding-a-linga ling. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-20-2009, 09:36 PM	#1972 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread loves you. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-21-2009, 03:32 AM	#1973 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread smiles and the world smiles with it... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2009, 03:39 AM	#1974 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	this thread ain't never been outside o' the holler. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce

07-21-2009, 07:22 AM	#1975 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread's getting his dingyness played with. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-21-2009, 08:33 AM	#1976 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has a hitch in its get along.

08-04-2009, 06:22 AM	#1989 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	This thread doesn't want to be strung along.

07-21-2009, 09:06 AM	#1977 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread farts proudly. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-21-2009, 12:28 PM	#1978 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has a habit of mimicking fire alarms and now has neurotic concerns about being sent to the Principal's office. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-21-2009, 02:38 PM	#1979 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread just whined. (No, not whinnied - whined to itself.) __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-21-2009, 03:54 PM	#1980 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread just unwound the spool... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

07-21-2009, 05:37 PM	#1981 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread wants to be a hawser when it gets out of college. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

07-21-2009, 06:20 PM	#1982 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is knot too serious to be given serious consideration.

07-21-2009, 07:35 PM	#1983 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is giving that serious consideration. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-22-2009, 12:47 AM	#1984 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has hammered in the morning and been hammered in the evening. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

07-22-2009, 03:41 AM	#1985 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread genuinely inflects. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

07-22-2009, 08:00 AM	#1986 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has concealed protection.

08-04-2009, 06:06 AM	#1987 (permalink)
ZenFilthPig Upright Location: Here. No, not there... here.	This thread says it would like to help you but truthfully, with the extent of labour and cost of the parts involved, you may be better of replacing the whole thing.

08-04-2009, 06:19 AM	#1988 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread is a yarn, & quite happy about it. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-04-2009, 06:25 AM	#1990 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread thinks it looks like you've blown a seal. So wipe your chin. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-04-2009, 06:29 AM	#1991 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread admires this thread. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

08-04-2009, 06:48 AM	#1992 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	THis thread wonders what a mobius stripper would look like. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-04-2009, 09:21 AM	#1993 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	Thread this.

08-04-2009, 09:38 AM	#1994 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread can tell when it's being needled. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-04-2009, 09:52 AM	#1995 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is all stealth like......... __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

08-04-2009, 10:07 AM	#1996 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread is over your head, under your radar, beside the point, and above the board. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

08-04-2009, 10:11 AM	#1997 (permalink)
mixedmedia has all her shots. Location: Florida	This thread only exists in your mind. __________________ Most people go through life dreading they'll have a traumatic experience. Freaks were born with their trauma. They've already passed their test in life. They're aristocrats. - Diane Arbus PESSIMISM, n. A philosophy forced upon the convictions of the observer by the disheartening prevalence of the optimist with his scarecrow hope and his unsightly smile. - Ambrose Bierce