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BadNick · 03-05-2008, 09:25 AM

This thread remembers watching Topper as a child, it was one of this threads favorite TV shows, happen to be about transparent/transcendant couple, very funny. When this thread is put to death, it will come back and haunt all the people posting in this thread, just for fun. If you feel something tickle you under the blankets in the middle of the night, it will be this thread.

ring · 03-05-2008, 11:07 AM

This thread has shed its skin....no need for protection..

oh that reminds me of something..
I found a shed snake-skin in the desert of arizona some time ago..

I imagine the person who invented cigar-boxes..
would be most happy
to know
all the
other
things
they are good for...

uncle phil · 03-06-2008, 03:26 AM

this thread has never been to spain...

jewels · 03-06-2008, 04:16 AM

This thread wants to sing whenever Uncle Phil's around.

ring · 03-06-2008, 04:36 AM

This thread wonders why "trivia sections are discouraged
under Wikipedia guidelines."

BadNick · 03-06-2008, 04:45 AM

While wearing only boots of Spanish leather, this thread loves to be bound and whipped by Spanish leather ...but in a gentle, caring way. And this thread wishes to thank Bob Dylan.

ring · 03-06-2008, 04:52 AM

This thread now has 'Venus in Furs' playing in its brain.

BadNick · 03-06-2008, 09:02 AM

...oh oh, now I have Venus in Blue Jeans by Bobby Vinton playing in my head. Next will come Memory Lane, Town Without Pity, and Duke of Earl.

jewels · 03-06-2008, 09:47 AM

Although no one's asked how it went and some skeins are feeling hurt, the ultrasound has confirmed that this thread is carrying undecaplets.

BadNick · 03-06-2008, 11:12 AM

I do enjoy a cigar once or twice a year, so I'll smoke a good one in your honor, jewels ...and a couple beers, too, they go good with a cigar ...oh wait, a nice old port also goes good with a cigar ...and a fine old single malt scotch. I'll get started on it today.

PS: I still don't get this mysterious expectation thing.

uncle phil · 03-06-2008, 05:13 PM

this thread is telling me to ... just ... freakin' ... DO IT!!!

Tophat665 · 03-06-2008, 05:23 PM

This thread told my dog to enter a seminary.

ring · 03-06-2008, 05:36 PM

This thread is not worried about catching cooties,
from the 'Longest Thread Ever.'

Tophat665 · 03-06-2008, 07:04 PM

This thread drank too much Tokay and spent the evening figuring out ways to train the cooties from the Longest Thread Ever to turn on their creator. Then it woke up in a puddle of saliva and had to spend several eons in most of an hour evolving a spine before it could make coffee and seek out the alka seltzer.

Sion · 03-06-2008, 08:02 PM

this thread is Oroboros

ring · 03-06-2008, 08:11 PM

This thread likes the idea of a turned on creator.

uncle phil · 03-07-2008, 03:28 AM

this thread blew by you...

BadNick · 03-07-2008, 07:50 AM

It wasn't in this solar system and it can't divulge which solar system it was in or it would compromise the witness protection program, but this thread witnessed a simultaneous total eclipse of 3 suns.

Tophat665 · 03-07-2008, 08:14 AM

This thread believes that the course of the universe is determined by God chasing itself in an ever decreasing circle around the universe, until at some point it will disappear up it's own fundament. Not really, but it likes to see the word "circumtheosodomgnosis" in print. (As if some occult hand put it there.)

ring · 03-07-2008, 08:26 AM

This thread enjoys being a christened facilitating catalyst.

uncle phil · 03-07-2008, 01:41 PM

this thread KNOWS that you can't say that three times real fast...

jewels · 03-08-2008, 05:10 AM

this thread ain't even tryin' ...

ring · 03-08-2008, 08:10 AM

This thread knows, Nobody Does It Better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dlxlP9pYq1A

Tophat665 · 03-08-2008, 10:40 AM

This thread becomes ever so slightly tumescent when the thought of Sheena Easton circa 1983 crosses its mind.

BadNick · 03-08-2008, 12:39 PM

One of the reassons this thread is now in witness protection is because of quite noticeable inappropriate tumescence when thinking of Sheena ...going to go look for pics now.

ring · 03-08-2008, 05:53 PM

this thread shall enlighten you about the fine art of octagonal entendres

Tophat665 · 03-08-2008, 06:20 PM

Is that like a double entendre about something you ate, or about something that you foresaw?

BadNick · 03-08-2008, 06:37 PM

are we there yet?

uncle phil · 03-09-2008, 02:08 AM

this thread isn't quite there yet...

Tophat665 · 03-09-2008, 07:26 AM

Where this thread is is neither here nor there.

Sion · 03-09-2008, 08:47 AM

this thread is everywhere

ring · 03-09-2008, 09:18 AM

This thread can 'always' be kissed on a Sunday.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcTdvBr30xY

Postscript: this thread likes to tie up loose ends.

uncle phil · 03-09-2008, 12:14 PM

this thread can be kissed more than once...

Elvis Presley Treat Me Nice

Fly · 03-09-2008, 12:18 PM

this thread is yapping with Nancy on messenger

ring · 03-09-2008, 04:43 PM

This thread can call me anytime.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7LZRaHz0Q8

BadNick · 03-09-2008, 05:55 PM

hello, anytime.

jewels · 03-10-2008, 12:36 AM

This thread doesn't really know what time it is.

uncle phil · 03-10-2008, 02:29 AM

this thread doesn't really care...

Fly · 03-10-2008, 03:36 AM

does this thread give a flying fuck......?

BadNick · 03-10-2008, 04:31 AM

shoo fly ...this thread is hoping for a shoefly pie with a hacksaw in it ...in case it does get incarcerated someday.

03-06-2008, 03:26 AM	#643 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread has never been to spain... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-06-2008, 04:16 AM	#644 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread wants to sing whenever Uncle Phil's around. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-06-2008, 09:47 AM	#649 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	Although no one's asked how it went and some skeins are feeling hurt, the ultrasound has confirmed that this thread is carrying undecaplets. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-06-2008, 05:13 PM	#651 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread is telling me to ... just ... freakin' ... DO IT!!! __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-06-2008, 05:23 PM	#652 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread told my dog to enter a seminary. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-05-2008, 09:25 AM	#641 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread remembers watching Topper as a child, it was one of this threads favorite TV shows, happen to be about transparent/transcendant couple, very funny. When this thread is put to death, it will come back and haunt all the people posting in this thread, just for fun. If you feel something tickle you under the blankets in the middle of the night, it will be this thread.

03-05-2008, 11:07 AM	#642 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread has shed its skin....no need for protection.. oh that reminds me of something.. I found a shed snake-skin in the desert of arizona some time ago.. I imagine the person who invented cigar-boxes.. would be most happy to know all the other things they are good for...

03-06-2008, 04:36 AM	#645 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread wonders why "trivia sections are discouraged under Wikipedia guidelines."

03-06-2008, 04:45 AM	#646 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	While wearing only boots of Spanish leather, this thread loves to be bound and whipped by Spanish leather ...but in a gentle, caring way. And this thread wishes to thank Bob Dylan.

03-06-2008, 04:52 AM	#647 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread now has 'Venus in Furs' playing in its brain.

03-06-2008, 09:02 AM	#648 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	...oh oh, now I have Venus in Blue Jeans by Bobby Vinton playing in my head. Next will come Memory Lane, Town Without Pity, and Duke of Earl.

03-06-2008, 11:12 AM	#650 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	I do enjoy a cigar once or twice a year, so I'll smoke a good one in your honor, jewels ...and a couple beers, too, they go good with a cigar ...oh wait, a nice old port also goes good with a cigar ...and a fine old single malt scotch. I'll get started on it today. PS: I still don't get this mysterious expectation thing.

03-06-2008, 05:36 PM	#653 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is not worried about catching cooties, from the 'Longest Thread Ever.'

03-06-2008, 07:04 PM	#654 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread drank too much Tokay and spent the evening figuring out ways to train the cooties from the Longest Thread Ever to turn on their creator. Then it woke up in a puddle of saliva and had to spend several eons in most of an hour evolving a spine before it could make coffee and seek out the alka seltzer. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-06-2008, 08:02 PM	#655 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread is Oroboros __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-06-2008, 08:11 PM	#656 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread likes the idea of a turned on creator.

03-07-2008, 03:28 AM	#657 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread blew by you... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-07-2008, 07:50 AM	#658 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	It wasn't in this solar system and it can't divulge which solar system it was in or it would compromise the witness protection program, but this thread witnessed a simultaneous total eclipse of 3 suns.

03-07-2008, 08:14 AM	#659 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread believes that the course of the universe is determined by God chasing itself in an ever decreasing circle around the universe, until at some point it will disappear up it's own fundament. Not really, but it likes to see the word "circumtheosodomgnosis" in print. (As if some occult hand put it there.) __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-07-2008, 08:26 AM	#660 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread enjoys being a christened facilitating catalyst.

03-07-2008, 01:41 PM	#661 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread KNOWS that you can't say that three times real fast... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-08-2008, 05:10 AM	#662 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	this thread ain't even tryin' ... __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-08-2008, 10:40 AM	#664 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread becomes ever so slightly tumescent when the thought of Sheena Easton circa 1983 crosses its mind. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-08-2008, 12:39 PM	#665 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	One of the reassons this thread is now in witness protection is because of quite noticeable inappropriate tumescence when thinking of Sheena ...going to go look for pics now.

03-08-2008, 05:53 PM	#666 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	this thread shall enlighten you about the fine art of octagonal entendres

03-08-2008, 06:20 PM	#667 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Is that like a double entendre about something you ate, or about something that you foresaw? __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-08-2008, 06:37 PM	#668 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	are we there yet?

03-09-2008, 02:08 AM	#669 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread isn't quite there yet... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-09-2008, 07:26 AM	#670 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Where this thread is is neither here nor there. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

03-09-2008, 08:47 AM	#671 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread is everywhere __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

03-09-2008, 12:18 PM	#674 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is yapping with Nancy on messenger __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

03-09-2008, 05:55 PM	#676 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	hello, anytime.

03-10-2008, 12:36 AM	#677 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread doesn't really know what time it is. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

03-10-2008, 02:29 AM	#678 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread doesn't really care... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

03-10-2008, 03:36 AM	#679 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	does this thread give a flying fuck......? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios