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Old 02-19-2008, 04:19 AM   #561 (permalink)
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This thread is a victim of self-induced psychosis.
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Old 02-19-2008, 04:57 AM   #562 (permalink)
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...not to fear, the guy who cleans the dispensary prescribed a bottle of prozac every four hours. All is good.
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Old 02-19-2008, 08:05 AM   #563 (permalink)
 
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This thread senses the difference between baggage and luggage.
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:15 AM   #564 (permalink)
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This thread also very much enjoys reggae music since it has two g's lke baggage and luggage.
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Old 02-19-2008, 10:33 AM   #565 (permalink)
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This thread is getting raggedy.
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:23 AM   #566 (permalink)
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this thread once dated both Raggedy Ann AND Andy
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Old 02-19-2008, 02:45 PM   #567 (permalink)
 
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This thread, has a daily ritual,
it follows the tracks
down
to the river side,

It lets the love of all,
wash over and bathe us in glory.


(laundry soap included)
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Old 02-19-2008, 04:33 PM   #568 (permalink)
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this thread could care less about the lunar eclipse...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 02-19-2008, 07:24 PM   #569 (permalink)
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This thread is wearing depends so it doesn't have to get up off the couch.
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:37 AM   #570 (permalink)
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This thread could use a hand getting off the couch.
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:54 AM   #571 (permalink)
 
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This thread could've retired to Jamaica by now,
if it had collected the proper fees,
for the therapy it has given.
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:53 AM   #572 (permalink)
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This thread is currently skiing in Utah.
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:02 AM   #573 (permalink)
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this thread was seen buying smokes and lottery tickets for it's mom working south seventh street.
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Old 02-20-2008, 11:30 AM   #574 (permalink)
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this thread could've had a V8
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:54 PM   #575 (permalink)
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this thread didn't do it...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:32 AM   #576 (permalink)
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This thread can bat its eyelashes like no other mother.
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Old 02-21-2008, 01:58 AM   #577 (permalink)
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This thread has gout... it comes from living large.
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Old 02-21-2008, 03:35 AM   #578 (permalink)
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this thread could qualify...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 02-21-2008, 06:57 AM   #579 (permalink)
 
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This thread's friends, can either be,
Karass or Granfalloons.

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Old 02-21-2008, 12:06 PM   #580 (permalink)
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this thread coulda been a contendah...
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Old 02-21-2008, 12:56 PM   #581 (permalink)
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Hey Stella!
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Old 02-21-2008, 12:58 PM   #582 (permalink)
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This thread would like to advise badnick that it is a poor idea to court naive shut ins while all liquored up.

For it's entree this evening, this thread would like Catfish on a Hot Tin Griddle.
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Old 02-27-2008, 09:14 AM   #583 (permalink)
 
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This thread almost married a lobster fisherman...
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Old 02-27-2008, 10:48 AM   #584 (permalink)
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This thread is tanned, rested, ready, and back with a vengance. However, this thread would really like to know who moved its cheese.
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Old 02-27-2008, 11:18 AM   #585 (permalink)
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This thread went through false labor pains during the past few days.
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Old 02-27-2008, 12:48 PM   #586 (permalink)
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this thread never once called for an epidural, either...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 02-27-2008, 06:48 PM   #587 (permalink)
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this thread doubled down on 16 and won
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Old 02-28-2008, 03:28 AM   #588 (permalink)
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this thread is sad that Myron Cope passed away yesterday
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:46 AM   #589 (permalink)
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this thread may never pass this way again...
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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 02-28-2008, 04:55 AM   #590 (permalink)
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This thread is craving french vanilla ice cream with cocktail sauce.
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:45 AM   #591 (permalink)
 
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Thread this.
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:46 AM   #592 (permalink)
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This thread refuses to be needled.
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Old 02-28-2008, 06:56 AM   #593 (permalink)
 
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This thread has knitted up the raveled sleeve of care.
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Old 02-28-2008, 01:01 PM   #594 (permalink)
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To celebrate our comraderie, let's all wear the same hats


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Old 02-28-2008, 04:49 PM   #595 (permalink)
 
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This thread shall be spooning soon.
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Old 02-29-2008, 03:15 AM   #596 (permalink)
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and if this thread is not spooning soon, then someone's getting forked
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Old 02-29-2008, 04:30 AM   #597 (permalink)
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this thread awaits the eventual spork-fest...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 02-29-2008, 04:36 AM   #598 (permalink)
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Then they came for me And there was no one left to speak out for me.
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Old 02-29-2008, 04:51 AM   #599 (permalink)
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This thread has seen a spork without a cause.
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Old 02-29-2008, 06:16 AM   #600 (permalink)
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Please be aware that sporking is still illegal in 17 states.
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