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Fotzlid · 01-28-2008, 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread just became aware that it's pregnant.

and its offspring will be known as string theory

this thread = MC2

Sion · 01-28-2008, 07:20 PM

this thread farts in your general direction

uncle phil · 01-29-2008, 03:44 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread is on a wild and crazy ride.

and what a long, strange trip it's being...

paddyjoe · 01-29-2008, 04:31 AM

this thread occasionally has jello shots for lunch........

BadNick · 01-29-2008, 06:52 AM

Sadly, a human relative of this thread was murdered, possibly/likely related to being in a witness protection program:

***************
Posted on Tue, Jan. 22, 2008 - Philadelphia Inquirer

Killing robs state of its key witness

She had been under federal protection in a homicide case.By John Shiffman and Dwight Ott

INQUIRER STAFF WRITERS

Chante Wright wanted to help her boyfriend, who faced 25 years in federal prison for dealing crack. In a deal to cut his sentence by two-thirds, she put her life on the line, agreeing to identify the triggerman in an unrelated murder case.
Wright's testimony was so crucial and so fraught with danger that she became the first state witness in Philadelphia to enter the federal witness-protection program. U.S. marshals gave her a new identity and moved her to Florida.

"The system worked. Well, it would have worked - if she had followed the rules," said a source close to the case. "She's a nice girl who made a bad decision to come back to the neighborhood. Did it get her killed? Probably."

Wright, 23, was killed in Philadelphia early Saturday, seven hours after she arrived from Florida to visit a gravely ill grandmother, on a trip home that authorities had strongly discouraged and that they now suspect led to her death.

“Remarkable. She was only here a few hours,” said another official involved. “It sounds like an execution.”

Wright was slain roughly six weeks before she was scheduled to testify in Common Pleas Court in the murder trial of Hakim Bey, who is charged with the 2000 killing of Moses Williams.

Wright was expected to be the key witness against Bey, who allegedly is a member of what police described as one of the city’s most violent drug organizations.

Now that Wright is dead, Bey’s lawyer, Joseph C. Santaguida, said he thought prosecutors would be likely to drop state murder charges against Bey.

“I don’t want to sound presumptuous, but I don’t know how they can make a case without her,” he said, adding that his client had nothing to do with the killing.

Philadelphia District Attorney Lynne M. Abraham declined to comment on the fate of the Bey trial or on the Wright slaying. “We’ll have to see what comes of the investigations,” she said.

Tophat665 · 01-29-2008, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid

and its offspring will be known as string theory

this thread = MC2

Actually, since this thread has kicked out the Jams, it equals MC5.
Unfortunatly, it is worried that it's Offspring will have low self esteem.

jewels · 01-29-2008, 07:31 AM

This thread has an appointment with a psychoanalyst later today.

BadNick · 01-29-2008, 07:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread has an appointment with a psychoanalyst later today.

How much of this is covered by this thread's medical insurance?

jewels · 01-29-2008, 07:45 AM

This thread has full coverage courtesy of the USA. Mental health visits are covered at 100% for up to 13 annual visits and more, when requested by a physician.

Tophat665 · 01-29-2008, 02:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jewels443

This thread has an appointment with a psychoanalyst later today.

This thread hopes she fixed the couch after the last session. /rrrowr.

Fly · 01-29-2008, 03:15 PM

this thread is a shitty tipper.....

must be Canadian

uncle phil · 01-29-2008, 03:26 PM

this thread would never tip a cow...

Ourcrazymodern? · 01-29-2008, 07:18 PM

This thread wants
What it KNOWS it can't have.

Sion · 01-29-2008, 07:30 PM

this thread once shined Frank Sinatra's shoes.

Fotzlid · 01-29-2008, 10:15 PM

this thread has a cold wet nose that it likes to stick in your ear while napping on the couch.

Fly · 01-29-2008, 10:17 PM

this threads nipples are so hard,that they could cut glass.

Tophat665 · 01-30-2008, 06:34 AM

This thread will stop staring at them when they stop staring at it.

ring · 01-30-2008, 07:15 AM

this thread will have what it wants come purgatory or mudpuddle.

jewels · 01-30-2008, 07:19 AM

This thread is having false labor pains.

BadNick · 01-30-2008, 07:48 AM

This thread wants to know what's for lunch today.

paddyjoe · 01-30-2008, 07:53 AM

this thread needs to eat more fiber.......

Fotzlid · 01-30-2008, 08:36 AM

this thread like to spend time at the beach. in Alaska. in January.

Sion · 01-30-2008, 10:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fotzlid

this thread like to spend time at the beach. in Alaska. in January.

and it likes to go to Hell in July

Tophat665 · 01-30-2008, 10:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sion

and it likes to go to Hell in July

Nothing wrong with Hell in July except the mosquitos.

This thread has a pocket full of rubbers and it's homeboys do too.

ring · 01-30-2008, 01:50 PM

this thread say don't you be all up in my face girlfriend,
I gots my stipend!

Tophat665 · 01-30-2008, 02:52 PM

This thread can't do that thing with its neck.

Sion · 01-30-2008, 03:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Tophat665

This thread can't do that thing with its neck.

but it CAN do that thing with its tongue...the one the makes your eyes roll back in your head and gutteral moans emanate from your throat

Tophat665 · 01-30-2008, 06:23 PM

This thread has "Hello, my name is Ernie. Would you like to come home with me?" tattooed in 56 point type on its tongue. And it has learned how to breathe through its ears.

BadNick · 01-30-2008, 08:35 PM

If I ever see this thread on the street, I'll be tempted to kill it.

Sion · 01-30-2008, 09:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BadNick

If I ever see this thread on the street, I'll be tempted to kill it.

threadkiller...

jewels · 01-31-2008, 01:29 AM

This thread is suffering from halitosis of the liver.

Fly · 01-31-2008, 03:20 AM

this thread is suffering

uncle phil · 01-31-2008, 03:41 AM

this thread missed me yesterday...

ring · 01-31-2008, 04:13 AM

This thread is working up the courage to ask 'Dead Threads' for a date.

Fotzlid · 01-31-2008, 06:16 AM

this thread can't remember its phone number

Tophat665 · 01-31-2008, 07:37 AM

This thread has buddha nature. It's in the glove compartment of its car.

Sion · 01-31-2008, 10:45 AM

this thread has bed-head

uncle phil · 01-31-2008, 12:59 PM

this old thread,
he played one;
he played knick-knack
on my thumb...

(could be a repeat but, hey, this thread can take it...)

Fly · 01-31-2008, 01:11 PM

this thread doesn't like tips..........it wants the whole damn thing.

Tophat665 · 01-31-2008, 05:17 PM

Thish thread ish jober ash a shudge, ocifer.

01-28-2008, 07:20 PM	#362 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread farts in your general direction __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-29-2008, 07:31 AM	#367 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has an appointment with a psychoanalyst later today. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-29-2008, 07:45 AM	#369 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread has full coverage courtesy of the USA. Mental health visits are covered at 100% for up to 13 annual visits and more, when requested by a physician. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-29-2008, 03:15 PM	#371 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is a shitty tipper..... must be Canadian __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-29-2008, 03:26 PM	#372 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread would never tip a cow... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-29-2008, 04:31 AM	#364 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread occasionally has jello shots for lunch........

01-29-2008, 06:52 AM	#365 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	Sadly, a human relative of this thread was murdered, possibly/likely related to being in a witness protection program: ************* Posted on Tue, Jan. 22, 2008 - Philadelphia Inquirer Killing robs state of its key witness She had been under federal protection in a homicide case.**By John Shiffman and Dwight Ott INQUIRER STAFF WRITERS Chante Wright wanted to help her boyfriend, who faced 25 years in federal prison for dealing crack. In a deal to cut his sentence by two-thirds, she put her life on the line, agreeing to identify the triggerman in an unrelated murder case. Wright's testimony was so crucial and so fraught with danger that she became the first state witness in Philadelphia to enter the federal witness-protection program. U.S. marshals gave her a new identity and moved her to Florida. "The system worked. Well, it would have worked - if she had followed the rules," said a source close to the case. "She's a nice girl who made a bad decision to come back to the neighborhood. Did it get her killed? Probably." Wright, 23, was killed in Philadelphia early Saturday, seven hours after she arrived from Florida to visit a gravely ill grandmother, on a trip home that authorities had strongly discouraged and that they now suspect led to her death. “Remarkable. She was only here a few hours,” said another official involved. “It sounds like an execution.” Wright was slain roughly six weeks before she was scheduled to testify in Common Pleas Court in the murder trial of Hakim Bey, who is charged with the 2000 killing of Moses Williams. Wright was expected to be the key witness against Bey, who allegedly is a member of what police described as one of the city’s most violent drug organizations. Now that Wright is dead, Bey’s lawyer, Joseph C. Santaguida, said he thought prosecutors would be likely to drop state murder charges against Bey. “I don’t want to sound presumptuous, but I don’t know how they can make a case without her,” he said, adding that his client had nothing to do with the killing. Philadelphia District Attorney Lynne M. Abraham declined to comment on the fate of the Bey trial or on the Wright slaying. “We’ll have to see what comes of the investigations,” she said.

01-29-2008, 07:18 PM	#373 (permalink)
Ourcrazymodern? still, wondering. Location: South Minneapolis, somewhere near the gorgeous gorge	This thread wants What it KNOWS it can't have. __________________ BE JUST AND FEAR NOT

01-29-2008, 07:30 PM	#374 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread once shined Frank Sinatra's shoes. __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-29-2008, 10:15 PM	#375 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread has a cold wet nose that it likes to stick in your ear while napping on the couch.

01-29-2008, 10:17 PM	#376 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this threads nipples are so hard,that they could cut glass. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-30-2008, 06:34 AM	#377 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread will stop staring at them when they stop staring at it. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-30-2008, 07:15 AM	#378 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	this thread will have what it wants come purgatory or mudpuddle.

01-30-2008, 07:19 AM	#379 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is having false labor pains. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-30-2008, 07:48 AM	#380 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	This thread wants to know what's for lunch today.

01-30-2008, 07:53 AM	#381 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	this thread needs to eat more fiber.......

01-30-2008, 08:36 AM	#382 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread like to spend time at the beach. in Alaska. in January.

01-30-2008, 01:50 PM	#385 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	this thread say don't you be all up in my face girlfriend, I gots my stipend!

01-30-2008, 02:52 PM	#386 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread can't do that thing with its neck. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-30-2008, 06:23 PM	#388 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has "Hello, my name is Ernie. Would you like to come home with me?" tattooed in 56 point type on its tongue. And it has learned how to breathe through its ears. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-30-2008, 08:35 PM	#389 (permalink)
BadNick Riding the Ocean Spray Location: S.E. PA in U Sofa	If I ever see this thread on the street, I'll be tempted to kill it.

01-31-2008, 01:29 AM	#391 (permalink)
jewels Eponymous Location: Central Central Florida	This thread is suffering from halitosis of the liver. __________________ We are always more anxious to be distinguished for a talent which we do not possess, than to be praised for the fifteen which we do possess. Mark Twain

01-31-2008, 03:20 AM	#392 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread is suffering __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-31-2008, 03:41 AM	#393 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this thread missed me yesterday... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-31-2008, 04:13 AM	#394 (permalink)
ring ░ Location: ❤	This thread is working up the courage to ask 'Dead Threads' for a date.

01-31-2008, 06:16 AM	#395 (permalink)
Fotzlid Junkie Location: Greater Boston area	this thread can't remember its phone number

01-31-2008, 07:37 AM	#396 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	This thread has buddha nature. It's in the glove compartment of its car. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

01-31-2008, 10:45 AM	#397 (permalink)
Sion Dumb all over...a little ugly on the side Location: In the room where the giant fire puffer works, and the torture never stops.	this thread has bed-head __________________ He's the best, of course, of all the worst. Some wrong been done, he done it first. -fz I jus' want ta thank you...falettinme...be mice elf...agin...

01-31-2008, 12:59 PM	#398 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	this old thread, he played one; he played knick-knack on my thumb... (could be a repeat but, hey, this thread can take it...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

01-31-2008, 01:11 PM	#399 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	this thread doesn't like tips..........it wants the whole damn thing. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

01-31-2008, 05:17 PM	#400 (permalink)
Tophat665 Minion of the scaléd ones Location: Northeast Jesusland	Thish thread ish jober ash a shudge, ocifer. __________________ Light a man a fire, and he will be warm while it burns. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.