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Old 12-07-2003, 06:22 AM   #3241 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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flyman stands around the deli counter shouting "I WANT SOME WEINERS"
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Old 12-07-2003, 08:55 PM   #3242 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
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Old 12-07-2003, 09:39 PM   #3243 (permalink)
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something tells me that c10 here is the little boy that is wearing those huge pick sunglasses in his photo.....he he
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Old 12-08-2003, 12:58 PM   #3244 (permalink)
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:17 PM   #3245 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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CL wants to compete in the sleeper jammie market, but hasn't had an original idea in nigh onto five years...
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Old 12-08-2003, 01:38 PM   #3246 (permalink)
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phil pays his cohorts in greenbacks.

that's why his sleeper jammie buissiness is booming.
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Old 12-08-2003, 08:09 PM   #3247 (permalink)
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flyman knows exactly what the meaning of life is, but he just wont tell us because he dosent like us.

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Old 12-09-2003, 01:32 PM   #3248 (permalink)
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Dwarf020 keeps stealing all my good original ideas for sleeper jammies. Every time I sue him, he countersues, and wins, and I don't know why. I am angry. I have some great ideas for sleeper jammies, but the world keeps shooting me down. I'll seek my revenge...
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Old 12-09-2003, 02:02 PM   #3249 (permalink)
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CL wears a big bulls-eye on the back of his soiled sleeper jammies, which he hasn't washed in over six months...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 12-09-2003, 05:09 PM   #3250 (permalink)
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Old 12-09-2003, 07:26 PM   #3251 (permalink)
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basmoq is a Spanish word meaning "ass of snow, heart of cranberry". I know that and I've only had one semester of French! And that was six years ago!
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Old 12-10-2003, 07:20 AM   #3252 (permalink)
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C Ludus likes to ride sheep.

and i don't mean with a saddle either.
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Old 12-10-2003, 12:30 PM   #3253 (permalink)
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Old 12-10-2003, 01:24 PM   #3254 (permalink)
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pete best's favorite pets are 2wolves...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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Old 12-10-2003, 01:32 PM   #3255 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil can't stop humping his own leg. Its really bizarre. Nobody knows quite how he does it, but nevertheless, he humps away.
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Old 12-10-2003, 02:44 PM   #3256 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus continues to place himself between Uncle Phil and Uncle Phil's removable leg to enjoy the friction provided. He has been known to combust due to the heat generated.
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Old 12-10-2003, 05:58 PM   #3257 (permalink)
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Pheatius is a gemini, he loves little boys and has a knack for playing the accordian. When he was 9 he saw a man get shot in the head.
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Old 12-10-2003, 10:54 PM   #3258 (permalink)
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herostar is a hero to the 3 little girls down the block from where he lives.

he's their hero cuz of the shiney sleeper jammies that he wears while mowing his lawn,that he got from uncle phil.

see..........the girls like sequins.
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Old 12-10-2003, 11:13 PM   #3259 (permalink)
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Hey, at least he's proud of it.
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Old 12-11-2003, 05:58 AM   #3260 (permalink)
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Slappa spreads mustard on the children's ice cream when they're sleeping.

2Wolves

(I thought this was darkest secrets not insults, has it morphed?)
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Old 12-11-2003, 06:29 AM   #3261 (permalink)
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2wolves is my is really my father
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Old 12-11-2003, 12:47 PM   #3262 (permalink)
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Location: West Michigan
tokaok was produced asexually from 2wolves.
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Old 12-11-2003, 01:46 PM   #3263 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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CL really wants that promotion at the sleeper jammie factory...from broom pusher to dirty laundry sorter...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
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Old 12-11-2003, 04:58 PM   #3264 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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unc. phil pushes sleeper jammies on the door-to-door cookie selling girl clubs, in exchange for free cookies.
So far, he's had to pay for all his cookies.
Work harder on your product, up.
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Old 12-12-2003, 06:59 AM   #3265 (permalink)
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Fremen believes everything I say. Watch this:

CL: Hey Fremen!
F: Yo CL!
CL: Did you know that sleeper jammies cause cancer?
F: Oh Shit! I'm screwed.
CL: I know. Later.
F: Bye.

He's so gullible.
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Old 12-12-2003, 04:00 PM   #3266 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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CL R E A L L Y wants that promotion...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
-----------------------------------------
never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
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Old 12-12-2003, 11:13 PM   #3267 (permalink)
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i hate to inform you that u. Phil is a suicidal mongolian crack dealer who enjoys drinking breast milk from a babies bottle.

on a related note he has no nipples(related b\c bottles have fake nipples on them)

but no offense
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Old 12-12-2003, 11:51 PM   #3268 (permalink)
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eotlemac oft stands naked in his kitchen playing air guitar to a Van Hagar version of Running with the Devil. Sometimes he eyes the red sleeper jammies from the catalogue that was mysteriously placed in his mailbox. One might think he has a "thing" for the underwear model.
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Old 12-13-2003, 12:02 AM   #3269 (permalink)
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astroglid.........(damn,....i did it again........)

astroCLOUD knows this cuz he is eotlemac's neighbour,and he uses an old pair of binoculars to spy on eot's sister.

(we all know astro's actually checkin' out the man meat.)

*freak*
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Old 12-15-2003, 07:44 AM   #3270 (permalink)
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flyman has been supplying sleeper jammies to Saddam Hussein while he was hiding in his bunker. He believe that everyone needs fresh sleeper jammies, regardless of who they are.
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Old 12-16-2003, 01:55 PM   #3271 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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CL wishes he had a fresh pair right now...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 12-16-2003, 05:22 PM   #3272 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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uncle p daydreams about making Saddam wear his specially designed sleeper jammies made for megalomaniacs.
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Old 12-16-2003, 07:38 PM   #3273 (permalink)
through charlatans phone
 
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Fremen's jammies are custom made out of moth wings

Oh so soothing............
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Old 12-17-2003, 06:25 AM   #3274 (permalink)
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paddyjoe loves the soothing touch of Fremen's jammies.
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Old 12-17-2003, 08:03 AM   #3275 (permalink)
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Conclamo has wished all his life that his parents had named him Proclamo. Much more upbeat.

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Old 12-17-2003, 11:07 AM   #3276 (permalink)
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2wolves is a closet Republican
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Old 12-17-2003, 01:32 PM   #3277 (permalink)
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LD sleeps with a night lite...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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you both get dirty;
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:05 PM   #3278 (permalink)
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But my nite lite is better lookin' than Uncle Phil's.
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Old 12-17-2003, 02:42 PM   #3279 (permalink)
With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much
 
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LD shines his shoes to a mirror finish so he can get a good view under the kilts at his local Highland Clan games.
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Old 12-17-2003, 03:30 PM   #3280 (permalink)
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