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Old 11-27-2003, 06:30 AM   #3201 (permalink)
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PJ was the one takin all the pics for his own personal masterbation purposes

you go boy!!!.........................eh
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Old 11-27-2003, 08:06 AM   #3202 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2003, 02:03 PM   #3203 (permalink)
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Old 11-27-2003, 05:15 PM   #3204 (permalink)
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uncle phil has quite elaborate fantasies involving:

1) A mirror
2) Baby oil
3) Peek-a-boo sleeper jammies
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Old 11-27-2003, 05:23 PM   #3205 (permalink)
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paddyjoe was arrested in K-mart for putting Sleeper Jammie bottoms on his head and singing the lyrics to "Funtime with Elmo". The female cops were too revulsed from his "interrogation" to press charges... paddyjoe was released with a somewhat satisfied smile on his face.
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Old 11-27-2003, 05:54 PM   #3206 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2003, 09:19 AM   #3207 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2003, 01:18 PM   #3208 (permalink)
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- Robert S. McNamara
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We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 11-28-2003, 01:48 PM   #3209 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2003, 02:41 PM   #3210 (permalink)
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thats right arael... phil only wears all-in-one sleeper jammies.


arael only ever wears this bright yellow latex jumpsuit when he leaves his house.
he´s one of those sad individuals who thinks that his superpowers will come to him.. one day...
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Old 11-28-2003, 05:12 PM   #3211 (permalink)
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bundy cries HALLELUJAH right after someone....(flyman).....fills his ZIG ZAGS with good BC bud.NOTHING but the best for bundy.
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Old 11-28-2003, 07:55 PM   #3212 (permalink)
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Old 11-28-2003, 08:30 PM   #3213 (permalink)
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i was there too Astro... fly and i got real high... (i´m a poet and i don´t even know it) ... thanks, it was pretty great weed...

next time we come round, don´t hide away in the toilet, and we´ll share your stash with you...
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Old 11-29-2003, 01:05 AM   #3214 (permalink)
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bundy likes to explore other peoples' sleeper jammies while they're hanging on the clothesline.
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Old 11-29-2003, 12:43 PM   #3215 (permalink)
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Fremen is an account executive with the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation. His mission is to bring down Victoria's Secret "by any means necessary". -Lately he has been shedding his own sleeper jammies in favor of a "sexy satin babydoll" slip... He hopes this will give him the edge in "understanding the enemy".

He has also appealed to VS to give him another job... He showed up to an interview in his babydoll slip. Victoria's Secret was not impressed and had security escort him out. He then vowed revenge and tore off the sexy satin babydoll. Unfortunately he had no other clothes handy. He failed to give an explanation for his nakedness to the E. Texas cop who later pulled him over for speeding.

He is just ONE executive in The International Sleeper Jammie Corp. They are bent on world domination and must be stopped.
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Old 11-29-2003, 01:45 PM   #3216 (permalink)
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Astrocloud is just a weee bit too familiar with Fremen. Especially his sleepwear.

Why is that, I wonder?
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Old 11-29-2003, 04:13 PM   #3217 (permalink)
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PJ wonders about dudes and what they wear to bed.

he wants to one day own his own studio and take pics of guys in sleeper jammies.

*weirdo........eh*
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Old 12-01-2003, 09:07 AM   #3218 (permalink)
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flyman is pansexual, put anything in front of him and he will bang away.
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Old 12-01-2003, 10:56 AM   #3219 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus, he thinks he got that name from, well i dont know know where he got it. Conclamo Ludus is actually an African/Swedish/Australian underground cult comprised of Jamacians that do nothing but play scrabble and eat Top Ramen.
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Old 12-01-2003, 11:12 AM   #3220 (permalink)
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sTghezzo is the only one to escape the dark hand of our cult. He also got a triple word score for the word "ZYXOMMA", you bastard.
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Old 12-01-2003, 01:33 PM   #3221 (permalink)
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CL eagerly awaits the arrival of santa claus...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:11 AM   #3222 (permalink)
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uncle phil wishes he didn't have the burden of having to clean the sleeper jammies from all the peeps at TFP.

(don't forget either phil.......yellow stain to the front,brown stain to the back)
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Old 12-03-2003, 09:39 AM   #3223 (permalink)
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flyman actually enjoys H.R. Puffenstuff.
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Old 12-03-2003, 12:46 PM   #3224 (permalink)
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2wolves greets people by sniffing their asses.
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Old 12-03-2003, 02:06 PM   #3225 (permalink)
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CL didn't remember what fly said - "yellow...front; brown...back"
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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-03-2003, 06:24 PM   #3226 (permalink)
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In order to help poor CL, Uncle Phil took off his own sleeper jammies and showed everyone.
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:15 AM   #3227 (permalink)
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Jonsgirl is really Jon

and he has no girl.
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Old 12-04-2003, 01:10 PM   #3228 (permalink)
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CL was the only person looking during my demo...
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- Robert S. McNamara
-----------------------------------------
"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-04-2003, 06:10 PM   #3229 (permalink)
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uncle phil recorded a demo with 4 scottish lads all dressed in sleeper jammies.

talk about your high pitch...........

'e likes 'em ligh thaat............
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Old 12-04-2003, 07:19 PM   #3230 (permalink)
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flyman can't sleep without a photo of uncle phil under his pillow.
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Old 12-04-2003, 08:13 PM   #3231 (permalink)
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paddyjoe wears barney pajamas with feet & he has purple bedsheets!
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Old 12-05-2003, 05:34 AM   #3232 (permalink)
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bernadette wears rubber underpants
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Old 12-05-2003, 02:45 PM   #3233 (permalink)
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cherry hasn't figured out what sleeper jammies are all about yet...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 12-05-2003, 03:51 PM   #3234 (permalink)
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Uncle phil is secretly battling fremen for divisional control at the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation (I.S.J. Co.) The winner of the battle gets to micro-manage a whole floor of secretaries. Uncle phil really wants to ride these reigns of power all the way to the bank.

Evidence of his grovelling to ISJ Co's upper, upper-management is found here at TFP forum -where uncle phil is engaging in a "guerrilla advertising" campaign for sleeper jammies.
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Old 12-05-2003, 08:23 PM   #3235 (permalink)
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astroglid......i mean astrocloud is the secret spy for fremen in the uncle phil conspiracies.
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Old 12-06-2003, 12:52 AM   #3236 (permalink)
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flyman is also in the conspiracy -only he isn't a company bigshot... he runs the loading docks at the International Sleeper Jammie Corporation.
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Old 12-06-2003, 06:02 AM   #3237 (permalink)
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Astrocloud thinks he's got such an insiders view, just because he's the one cleaning the toilets down at corporate.
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Old 12-06-2003, 07:13 AM   #3238 (permalink)
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Pj is the guy who runs spools and bobbins across the border for phil's seedy doings at the jammie factory
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Old 12-06-2003, 09:44 PM   #3239 (permalink)
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Flyman just got done masturbating with a microwaved bananna peel. Wait a second, I'll be right back...
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Old 12-07-2003, 05:35 AM   #3240 (permalink)
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now this is the kinda guy who waits for you to go to work.......then dials in on your woman after the milk bottles are dropped off at the front door.

*evil*...............*evil*.................*milkman*..................
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