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Astrocloud · 11-21-2003, 10:40 AM

"Lunch Meat" is Conclamo's pet name for Chingal0

Conclamo Ludus · 11-21-2003, 10:44 AM

Astrocloud, can the jealousy! We promised eachother we wouldn't do this!

You'll find someone, we just weren't right for each other.

Astrocloud · 11-21-2003, 11:05 AM

Conclamo Ludus has the best manhole this side of the bayou. Come back to me darling!

Conclamo Ludus · 11-21-2003, 01:03 PM

Astrocloud's manhole IS a bayou.

paddyjoe · 11-21-2003, 01:08 PM

Conclamo wouldn't be able to fill Astrocloud's manhole, if it was a pinhole!

(sorry, I know I promised I wouldn't tell)

uncle phil · 11-21-2003, 01:15 PM

PJ doesn't only look at CLs package...

bundy · 11-21-2003, 02:22 PM

phil tries to charge admission to see the great and wonderous Astro-Manhole...

since its about the same size as Niagara Falls... phil goes out every day to try scam cash out of tourists... but since i´ve informed the National Manhole authorities, phils little caper is about to end.

paddyjoe · 11-21-2003, 04:29 PM

One time when uncle phil was scamming a bus load of Japanese tourists, Astrocloud was bending over showing the wonderous manhole, and WHEEEEE, out popped bundy!

*triple fucking header*

(with apologies to any Japanese tourists that may be here, but the bastards were using Fuji film)

Fremen · 11-21-2003, 11:20 PM

pj couldn't help but wonder if bundy had Moolag off in Astro-manholio, seeing as how they're connected at the hips, and while wondering, pj got out a supersize tube of Astroglide to go and see if there are any more Astro-manholio survivors.
Good luck, dude! *sniffle*

Astrocloud · 11-22-2003, 01:36 AM

There are no Astro-Manhole survivors and Frremen is witness to that -being that he's at least sniffed it.

Fly · 11-22-2003, 05:17 AM

Astroglid.....eerrr....i mean Astrocloud likes it when all the boys fight over him.

splck · 11-22-2003, 07:35 AM

Flyman likes to sit on the wall and watch the boys fight. He hopes to dip his stick in a drop or two of their body fluid.

sadistikdreams · 11-22-2003, 05:36 PM

splck hates pickles.

Fly · 11-23-2003, 05:26 AM

sad is pregnant w/ bones' baby.

you poor son of a bitch.

paddyjoe · 11-23-2003, 10:18 AM

flyman is green with jealosy that bones choose sad to be the mommy.

"what about me", is all the fly's been crying since he heard the news.

uncle phil · 11-24-2003, 01:12 PM

PJ was the midwife...

('ckin' disgusting image here, if you ask me...)

crony · 11-24-2003, 06:47 PM

uncle phil has a third nipple that lets him travel through time

Fly · 11-24-2003, 08:54 PM

crony is bitter at uncle phil cuz he ain't got no sleeper jammies

bundy · 11-24-2003, 09:30 PM

flyman was once told by a hot hooker, that it wouldn´t even touch the sides... and yes, she pointed and laughed...

...i´m talking about his smooth use of his front door key...

Chingal0 · 11-24-2003, 09:41 PM

bundy eats spam, collects the cans and is saving them to build a michael jackson monument out of them, binding them only with dried orange juice.

No wait, wait. Bundy is secretly in love with the guy in his avater... Yea thats it!

bundy · 11-24-2003, 09:49 PM

of course i am in love with air45... silly, he is first rate... and he is WE....

chingal is the first rate sexing lady... who use the bubbles for the massage...

Fremen · 11-24-2003, 10:50 PM

bundy is the first rate air45 that sexes the laddies!

jaker · 11-25-2003, 04:05 AM

Fremen has sits on his dick.
Applies herbl cream daily.

jaker · 11-25-2003, 04:06 AM

Fuck me, zits
and Herbal

buddha christ!

Fly · 11-25-2003, 04:44 AM

jaker can't fuckin' spell......so all over the forum....he double posts.

*he thinks buddah christ is gonna help him too*

bookofd · 11-25-2003, 12:59 PM

flyman is actor Jeff Goldblum

uncle phil · 11-25-2003, 12:59 PM

fly's been looking at the world upside-down for a lot longer than he's had that new avatar...

paddyjoe · 11-25-2003, 02:40 PM

uncle phil pretends rookies don't exist

bit snobbish there phil old boy!

uncle phil · 11-25-2003, 03:01 PM

oops, my bad...sorry, bookofd...

rockzilla · 11-25-2003, 09:22 PM

Uncle phil suffers from a rare chemical imbalance in the brain that causes him to soil himself whenever he sees a squirrel.

Fremen · 11-25-2003, 10:06 PM

rockzilla was surprized by a little elf in his jockey shorts.
He let him stay.

Astrocloud · 11-25-2003, 11:36 PM

Fremen is completely covered in a strange grey hair -all over his body. Sometimes he even combs it.

uncle phil · 11-26-2003, 02:26 PM

AC still sleeps with his blankee; he's holding out for a pair of flannel-lined sleeper jammies...

Fly · 11-26-2003, 05:38 PM

uncle phil only masterbates to pics of marilyn monroe....while he's in his fav set of sleeper jammies,with only his johnson stickin' out the front flap.

atta boy phil.....good for you.

Fremen · 11-26-2003, 06:55 PM

flyman sports a handlebar mustache that he likes to "wax" with doughnut glaze every morning.

/mmmm, donuts

bundy · 11-27-2003, 01:42 AM

every night, fremen dreams of licking flymans krispy kreme doughnut moustache.

hmmmm... kremey facial hair...

Amarth · 11-27-2003, 02:03 AM

Every night, bundy dreams of actually making it to first base.

bundy · 11-27-2003, 02:38 AM

amarth still uses the ´base´ system to explain his sexual exploits to his buddies...

arch13 · 11-27-2003, 02:58 AM

bundy watches Oprah in the buff, eating from the ice cream carton whilst crying for those poor women who feel fat.

mmmmm, Oprah.

paddyjoe · 11-27-2003, 06:11 AM

arch13 won a Rosie O'Donnell look alike contest at the mall last week

You go boy!!!

11-21-2003, 10:44 AM	#3162 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Astrocloud, can the jealousy! We promised eachother we wouldn't do this! You'll find someone, we just weren't right for each other. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-21-2003, 01:03 PM	#3164 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	Astrocloud's manhole IS a bayou. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-21-2003, 01:15 PM	#3166 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	PJ doesn't only look at CLs package... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-21-2003, 02:22 PM	#3167 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	phil tries to charge admission to see the great and wonderous Astro-Manhole... since its about the same size as Niagara Falls... phil goes out every day to try scam cash out of tourists... but since i´ve informed the National Manhole authorities, phils little caper is about to end. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-21-2003, 04:29 PM	#3168 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	One time when uncle phil was scamming a bus load of Japanese tourists, Astrocloud was bending over showing the wonderous manhole, and WHEEEEE, out popped bundy! triple fucking header (with apologies to any Japanese tourists that may be here, but the bastards were using Fuji film) Last edited by paddyjoe; 11-21-2003 at 04:32 PM..

11-21-2003, 10:40 AM	#3161 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	"Lunch Meat" is Conclamo's pet name for Chingal0

11-21-2003, 11:05 AM	#3163 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Conclamo Ludus has the best manhole this side of the bayou. Come back to me darling!

11-21-2003, 01:08 PM	#3165 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Conclamo wouldn't be able to fill Astrocloud's manhole, if it was a pinhole! (sorry, I know I promised I wouldn't tell)

11-21-2003, 11:20 PM	#3169 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	pj couldn't help but wonder if bundy had Moolag off in Astro-manholio, seeing as how they're connected at the hips, and while wondering, pj got out a supersize tube of Astroglide to go and see if there are any more Astro-manholio survivors. Good luck, dude! sniffle

11-22-2003, 01:36 AM	#3170 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	There are no Astro-Manhole survivors and Frremen is witness to that -being that he's at least sniffed it.

11-22-2003, 05:17 AM	#3171 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	Astroglid.....eerrr....i mean Astrocloud likes it when all the boys fight over him. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-22-2003, 07:35 AM	#3172 (permalink)
splck it's jam Location: Lowerainland BC	Flyman likes to sit on the wall and watch the boys fight. He hopes to dip his stick in a drop or two of their body fluid. __________________ nice line eh?

11-22-2003, 05:36 PM	#3173 (permalink)
sadistikdreams lonely rolling star Location: Seattle.	splck hates pickles. __________________ "Besides the noble art of getting things done, there is the noble art of leaving things undone. The wisdom of life consists in the elimination of non-essentials." -Lin Yutang hearts, by d.a.

11-23-2003, 05:26 AM	#3174 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	sad is pregnant w/ bones' baby. you poor son of a bitch. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-23-2003, 10:18 AM	#3175 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	flyman is green with jealosy that bones choose sad to be the mommy. "what about me", is all the fly's been crying since he heard the news.

11-25-2003, 12:59 PM	#3186 (permalink)
bookofd Upright	flyman is actor Jeff Goldblum

11-24-2003, 01:12 PM	#3176 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	PJ was the midwife... ('ckin' disgusting image here, if you ask me...) __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-24-2003, 06:47 PM	#3177 (permalink)
crony Crazy Location: Clifton Park, NY	uncle phil has a third nipple that lets him travel through time

11-24-2003, 08:54 PM	#3178 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	crony is bitter at uncle phil cuz he ain't got no sleeper jammies __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-24-2003, 09:30 PM	#3179 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	flyman was once told by a hot hooker, that it wouldn´t even touch the sides... and yes, she pointed and laughed... ...i´m talking about his smooth use of his front door key... __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-24-2003, 09:41 PM	#3180 (permalink)
Chingal0 Something like that.. Location: Oreygun.	bundy eats spam, collects the cans and is saving them to build a michael jackson monument out of them, binding them only with dried orange juice. No wait, wait. Bundy is secretly in love with the guy in his avater... Yea thats it! __________________ "Eventually I became too sexy for my gym membership fee."

11-24-2003, 09:49 PM	#3181 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	of course i am in love with air45... silly, he is first rate... and he is WE.... chingal is the first rate sexing lady... who use the bubbles for the massage... __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-24-2003, 10:50 PM	#3182 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy is the first rate air45 that sexes the laddies! __________________ Google

11-25-2003, 04:05 AM	#3183 (permalink)
jaker Crazy	Fremen has sits on his dick. Applies herbl cream daily.

11-25-2003, 04:06 AM	#3184 (permalink)
jaker Crazy	Fuck me, zits and Herbal buddha christ!

11-25-2003, 04:44 AM	#3185 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	jaker can't fuckin' spell......so all over the forum....he double posts. he thinks buddah christ is gonna help him too __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-25-2003, 12:59 PM	#3187 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fly's been looking at the world upside-down for a lot longer than he's had that new avatar... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-25-2003, 02:40 PM	#3188 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	uncle phil pretends rookies don't exist bit snobbish there phil old boy!

11-25-2003, 03:01 PM	#3189 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	oops, my bad...sorry, bookofd... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-25-2003, 09:22 PM	#3190 (permalink)
rockzilla Junkie Location: The Kitchen	Uncle phil suffers from a rare chemical imbalance in the brain that causes him to soil himself whenever he sees a squirrel.

11-25-2003, 10:06 PM	#3191 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	rockzilla was surprized by a little elf in his jockey shorts. He let him stay. __________________ Google

11-25-2003, 11:36 PM	#3192 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Fremen is completely covered in a strange grey hair -all over his body. Sometimes he even combs it.

11-26-2003, 02:26 PM	#3193 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	AC still sleeps with his blankee; he's holding out for a pair of flannel-lined sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-26-2003, 05:38 PM	#3194 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	uncle phil only masterbates to pics of marilyn monroe....while he's in his fav set of sleeper jammies,with only his johnson stickin' out the front flap. atta boy phil.....good for you. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-26-2003, 06:55 PM	#3195 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	flyman sports a handlebar mustache that he likes to "wax" with doughnut glaze every morning. /mmmm, donuts __________________ Google Last edited by Fremen; 11-27-2003 at 10:09 PM..

11-27-2003, 01:42 AM	#3196 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	every night, fremen dreams of licking flymans krispy kreme doughnut moustache. hmmmm... kremey facial hair... __________________ Ohayo!!!