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Fremen · 11-16-2003, 06:13 PM

bundy likes to wake up in the wet spot.

paddyjoe · 11-16-2003, 06:26 PM

Sad to say, Fremen is the cause of that wet spot!

Oh bundy, the horror.

Fremen · 11-16-2003, 06:33 PM

Too bad about paddys' dog.
They had to rename it Tripod because of a freak corndog incident.

uncle phil · 11-17-2003, 01:22 PM

fremen lost his last pair of sleeper jammies...

Fremen · 11-17-2003, 10:49 PM

unc. phil knows what else I want for Christmas.

paddyjoe · 11-18-2003, 04:46 AM

Fremen loves his new jammies pre-soiled.

So nostalgic.

Fly · 11-18-2003, 05:22 AM

paddyjoe ........is out to get me.

ohh............and he drools on his pc.

paddyjoe · 11-18-2003, 05:44 AM

Oh,no! It's finally happened. flymans nice mellow high has turned into deep, dark paranoia.

Also weird hallucinations (or wet dreams)

uncle phil · 11-18-2003, 01:57 PM

pj wants his own song thread...

bundy · 11-18-2003, 03:10 PM

phil is just being mean to pj, by holding out on that much deserved song thread.

Fremen · 11-18-2003, 07:22 PM

bundy envys paddyjoes' aforementioned 'maybe' songthread. (if you can decipher that)

paddyjoe · 11-19-2003, 04:56 AM

Fremen flunked out of horse whispering school.

Fly · 11-19-2003, 05:00 AM

PJ likes to talk about other guys wet dreams and whipping horses.

that's a messed up combination if you ask me.

Conclamo Ludus · 11-19-2003, 08:50 AM

flyman failed his sex ed. class. And he was teaching it.

uncle phil · 11-19-2003, 12:49 PM

cl just ordered from the fall catalog sleeper jammies with a fleece-lined hood...

bundy · 11-19-2003, 02:36 PM

lord phil has returned from his glorious tour of the new conquered land of Florida.

his armies fought a long, hard campaign against the barbarians of the everglades, and the weirdos of south beach miami.

but, fyi ladies and gentlemen, when Phil addressed his new subjects, he did it nude, just to intimidate them...

Crack · 11-19-2003, 02:43 PM

Bundy, Not really being in Sydney at all, likes to hide in the back seat of your Geo Metro with a picnic basket full of lube wearing nothing but bad intentions... and he has a crush on your mom.
~Crack

Conclamo Ludus · 11-19-2003, 02:50 PM

crackprogram carves his name into urinal soapcakes as a submersive plot to "fight the power."

bundy · 11-19-2003, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by crackprogram
wearing nothing but bad intentions

thats an awesome line...

as for Con, well hows that debt going for the failed Ludu$ Day Di$co mate??
serves you right for trying to corrupt the worlds youth with your foul decadent lifestyle.

Conclamo Ludus · 11-19-2003, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bundy

as for Con, well hows that debt going for the failed Ludu$ Day Di$co mate??
serves you right for trying to corrupt the worlds youth with your foul decadent lifestyle.

You're not getting out of our business arrangement that easily Bundy. It was 60/40 remember? I blame your marketing ploy. Free spandex shorts to the first 200 people in the door? Come on...spandex is out...lycra is in!

Crack · 11-19-2003, 03:33 PM

Conclamo Ludus is deathly afraid of spiders, and by spiders, I mean beautiful women. and for some unknown reason, he too has a crush on your mom...

Fremen · 11-19-2003, 04:06 PM

crackprogram writes the songs that makes the whole world dream...
crackprogram writes the songs that ma-ake uncle phi-i-il cream!
He writes the songs, he writes the songs.

bundy · 11-19-2003, 04:12 PM

Fremen is the dodgy guy down at the busy beach whos choking his chode in the sun, while yelling to all the girls and ladies, ¨hey love, can you give us a hand...¨

look out dude, you don´t wanna do that to too many Aussie chicks... they´re all tough as nails mate.

Crack · 11-19-2003, 04:32 PM

Bundy loves you, and he loves your crawl space between your walls where he often hides and chokes his chode whilst busting his load in your heating vent, which is why Fremen is often heard to ask "what is that strange scrotum smell?"

bundy · 11-19-2003, 04:41 PM

crackprogram is the guy in the office who likes to impress the boss by staying back late every night.
but while everyone is thinking he´s just working extra hard... he´s really whacking his wang on everyone elses computers.

dirty.

Astrocloud · 11-19-2003, 05:05 PM

Bundy once paid 10 dollars (Australian) for used panties... He found the advertisement for the used (i.e. smelly) panties in the back of a porn mag... He was revulsed yet aroused when he eventually found out that the panties once belonged to Moolag his parasitic twin sister.

Crack · 11-19-2003, 05:12 PM

Astrocloud derives his handle from that often used sexual aide...the double-headed strap-on dong. HAHA, thought I was gonna say astroglide didn't you...no wait, that would have made much more sense... I move to strike my last deepest darkest secret from the reccord and use the Astroglide comment. as you were.
~Crack

Giant Hamburger · 11-19-2003, 06:59 PM

Crackprogram is the rightful heir to the throne of England, at least in his eyes, due to his blood relationship to the Danish King Athelstan deposed by Eric in 890 AD.

paddyjoe · 11-19-2003, 07:24 PM

Giant Hamburger served turkey bugers at his last cook-out.

Didn't think anyone could tell the difference.

Bloodslick · 11-19-2003, 07:34 PM

paddyjoe keeps a pair of sweaty socks in his basement.

In the deepest, darkest, most secret corner of his basement.

Fly · 11-19-2003, 07:44 PM

which is where good 'ol bloodslick here had his way with..........get this.......paddyjoe's,sisters,best friends,cousin's next door neighbours step son's adopted brother.

*behind the washing machine*

Bloodslick · 11-19-2003, 07:56 PM

flyman thought that paddyjoe's sister's best friend's cousin's next door neighbor's stepson's adopted brother was Paris Hilton, and sold a tape of our having sex to an internet pornography company.

D'oh.

paddyjoe · 11-20-2003, 04:59 AM

So I guess what it all boils down to, is that Bloodslick actually did have recorded sex on my basement floor, WITH SOMEONES STEPBROTHER!!!

Perverted, Bloodslick, perverted!

Fly · 11-20-2003, 05:25 AM

paddyjoe had to clean up the mess too.

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww..........

*but it's not to nice cleanin' up a bloodslick...............eh?*

Conclamo Ludus · 11-20-2003, 06:08 AM

flyman saved paddyjoe's mop for posterity. He tried selling it on eBay but that Paris Hilton sued his ass.

uncle phil · 11-20-2003, 02:31 PM

...so CL bought the mop under the table and is hiding it in his snowshoe shed...

Fremen · 11-20-2003, 07:49 PM

uncle phil had to move his secret stash of red and blue polka-dotted sleeper jammies out of CLs' snowshoe shed before CL discovers they are for phils' herd of asthmatic goats.

paddyjoe · 11-21-2003, 04:43 AM

Goats, sheep, ah what the hell. Fremen doesn't care, he loves 'em all the same.

Conclamo Ludus · 11-21-2003, 08:29 AM

paddyjoe is Fremen's slang term for "goat"

Chingal0 · 11-21-2003, 10:29 AM

Conclamo Ludus sleeps with lunch meat.

11-16-2003, 06:13 PM	#3121 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy likes to wake up in the wet spot. __________________ Google

11-16-2003, 06:33 PM	#3123 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	Too bad about paddys' dog. They had to rename it Tripod because of a freak corndog incident. __________________ Google

11-17-2003, 01:22 PM	#3124 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	fremen lost his last pair of sleeper jammies... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-17-2003, 10:49 PM	#3125 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	unc. phil knows what else I want for Christmas. __________________ Google

11-18-2003, 05:22 AM	#3127 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe ........is out to get me. ohh............and he drools on his pc. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-16-2003, 06:26 PM	#3122 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Sad to say, Fremen is the cause of that wet spot! Oh bundy, the horror.

11-18-2003, 04:46 AM	#3126 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen loves his new jammies pre-soiled. So nostalgic.

11-18-2003, 05:44 AM	#3128 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Oh,no! It's finally happened. flymans nice mellow high has turned into deep, dark paranoia. Also weird hallucinations (or wet dreams)

11-18-2003, 01:57 PM	#3129 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	pj wants his own song thread... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-18-2003, 03:10 PM	#3130 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	phil is just being mean to pj, by holding out on that much deserved song thread. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-18-2003, 07:22 PM	#3131 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	bundy envys paddyjoes' aforementioned 'maybe' songthread. (if you can decipher that) __________________ Google

11-19-2003, 04:56 AM	#3132 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Fremen flunked out of horse whispering school.

11-19-2003, 05:00 AM	#3133 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	PJ likes to talk about other guys wet dreams and whipping horses. that's a messed up combination if you ask me. __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-19-2003, 08:50 AM	#3134 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	flyman failed his sex ed. class. And he was teaching it. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-19-2003, 12:49 PM	#3135 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	cl just ordered from the fall catalog sleeper jammies with a fleece-lined hood... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-19-2003, 02:36 PM	#3136 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	lord phil has returned from his glorious tour of the new conquered land of Florida. his armies fought a long, hard campaign against the barbarians of the everglades, and the weirdos of south beach miami. but, fyi ladies and gentlemen, when Phil addressed his new subjects, he did it nude, just to intimidate them... __________________ Ohayo!!! Last edited by bundy; 11-19-2003 at 02:42 PM..

11-19-2003, 02:43 PM	#3137 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Bundy, Not really being in Sydney at all, likes to hide in the back seat of your Geo Metro with a picnic basket full of lube wearing nothing but bad intentions... and he has a crush on your mom. ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-19-2003, 02:50 PM	#3138 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	crackprogram carves his name into urinal soapcakes as a submersive plot to "fight the power." __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-19-2003, 03:33 PM	#3141 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Conclamo Ludus is deathly afraid of spiders, and by spiders, I mean beautiful women. and for some unknown reason, he too has a crush on your mom... __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-19-2003, 04:06 PM	#3142 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	crackprogram writes the songs that makes the whole world dream... crackprogram writes the songs that ma-ake uncle phi-i-il cream! He writes the songs, he writes the songs. __________________ Google

11-19-2003, 04:12 PM	#3143 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	Fremen is the dodgy guy down at the busy beach whos choking his chode in the sun, while yelling to all the girls and ladies, ¨hey love, can you give us a hand...¨ look out dude, you don´t wanna do that to too many Aussie chicks... they´re all tough as nails mate. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 04:32 PM	#3144 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Bundy loves you, and he loves your crawl space between your walls where he often hides and chokes his chode whilst busting his load in your heating vent, which is why Fremen is often heard to ask "what is that strange scrotum smell?" __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-19-2003, 04:41 PM	#3145 (permalink)
bundy . Location: Tokyo	crackprogram is the guy in the office who likes to impress the boss by staying back late every night. but while everyone is thinking he´s just working extra hard... he´s really whacking his wang on everyone elses computers. dirty. __________________ Ohayo!!!

11-19-2003, 05:05 PM	#3146 (permalink)
Astrocloud Apocalypse Nerd	Bundy once paid 10 dollars (Australian) for used panties... He found the advertisement for the used (i.e. smelly) panties in the back of a porn mag... He was revulsed yet aroused when he eventually found out that the panties once belonged to Moolag his parasitic twin sister.

11-19-2003, 05:12 PM	#3147 (permalink)
Crack Misanthropic Location: Ohio! yay!	Astrocloud derives his handle from that often used sexual aide...the double-headed strap-on dong. HAHA, thought I was gonna say astroglide didn't you...no wait, that would have made much more sense... I move to strike my last deepest darkest secret from the reccord and use the Astroglide comment. as you were. ~Crack __________________ Crack, you and I are long overdue for a vicious bout of mansex. ~Halx

11-19-2003, 06:59 PM	#3148 (permalink)
Giant Hamburger Gastrolithuanian Location: low-velocity Earth orbit	Crackprogram is the rightful heir to the throne of England, at least in his eyes, due to his blood relationship to the Danish King Athelstan deposed by Eric in 890 AD.

11-19-2003, 07:24 PM	#3149 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	Giant Hamburger served turkey bugers at his last cook-out. Didn't think anyone could tell the difference.

11-19-2003, 07:34 PM	#3150 (permalink)
Bloodslick Loser Location: a darkened back alley	paddyjoe keeps a pair of sweaty socks in his basement. In the deepest, darkest, most secret corner of his basement.

11-19-2003, 07:44 PM	#3151 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	which is where good 'ol bloodslick here had his way with..........get this.......paddyjoe's,sisters,best friends,cousin's next door neighbours step son's adopted brother. behind the washing machine __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-19-2003, 07:56 PM	#3152 (permalink)
Bloodslick Loser Location: a darkened back alley	flyman thought that paddyjoe's sister's best friend's cousin's next door neighbor's stepson's adopted brother was Paris Hilton, and sold a tape of our having sex to an internet pornography company. D'oh.

11-20-2003, 04:59 AM	#3153 (permalink)
paddyjoe through charlatans phone Location: Northcoast	So I guess what it all boils down to, is that Bloodslick actually did have recorded sex on my basement floor, WITH SOMEONES STEPBROTHER!!! Perverted, Bloodslick, perverted!

11-20-2003, 05:25 AM	#3154 (permalink)
Fly see the links to my music? Location: Beautiful British Columbia	paddyjoe had to clean up the mess too. eeeeeeeewwwwwwwww.......... but it's not to nice cleanin' up a bloodslick...............eh? __________________ BASTARD SterlingStudios

11-20-2003, 06:08 AM	#3155 (permalink)
Conclamo Ludus Modern Man Location: West Michigan	flyman saved paddyjoe's mop for posterity. He tried selling it on eBay but that Paris Hilton sued his ass. __________________ Lord, have mercy on my wicked soul I wouldn't mistreat you baby, for my weight in gold. -Son House, Death Letter Blues

11-20-2003, 02:31 PM	#3156 (permalink)
uncle phil comfortably numb... Super Moderator Location: upstate	...so CL bought the mop under the table and is hiding it in his snowshoe shed... __________________ "We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done." - Robert S. McNamara ----------------------------------------- "We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches... We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles." - Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message" ----------------------------------------- never wrestle with a pig. you both get dirty; the pig likes it.

11-20-2003, 07:49 PM	#3157 (permalink)
Fremen With a mustache, the cool factor would be too much Location: left side of my couch, East Texas	uncle phil had to move his secret stash of red and blue polka-dotted sleeper jammies out of CLs' snowshoe shed before CL discovers they are for phils' herd of asthmatic goats. __________________ Google