Fly

splck hates losing at 9 ball.............

and he cheats too...........

*you know it's true man.....*

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paddyjoe

flyman does make a stunning queen.

When he dresses in one of his beautiful, form fitting gowns, he feels just like Cinderella.

Go little Queenie, go......................eh?

Midlandmadman

paddyjoe thinks preperation H is a method to get ready for "the big game".




I know ..... i got nothing.

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Fly

Mid has a thing for "old"hockey players in detroit.

might wanna pick a "younger" team to root for man.

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Astrocloud

Flyman keeps finding pubic hairs in his toothbrush.

GuttersnipeXL

Not only does Astrocloud eat ziti and sausage, he stores it in his britches, so that it is good and warm for the next time he gets hungry!

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Averett

GuttersnipeXL actually believed the prank that PYX pulled a few weeks ago with the tigers...



(I'm only guessing that he heard it based on his signature. Chances are nobody will understand this and I'll just look stuipd. I'm willing to take the chance)

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GuttersnipeXL

Hey, I understand...AND NO I didn't fall for it! Did you here about the polar bears swimming across the Hudson and mauling the kids at the bus stop in Troy? AN old one but still pretty funny...concerned parents calling in for advice from Wolf...too funny!

Oh Yeah...Bones is actually a closet Marlins fan...he'll take that to his grave though!

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Averett

GuttersnipeXL, don't lie.. you were one of those kids at that bus stop. Has that scar healed yet?

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GuttersnipeXL

The mental scar is still there...my shrink sez it will take years of therapy to fully recover!

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uncle phil

the extra-large guttersnipe was throwing salmon in front of the bears to keep them swimming across the hudson...or was that the mohawk...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

Good ol' uncle phil drove to the barber in his Hudson, and asked for a Mohawk. Lookin good, man.

uncle phil

pj dogs me in this thread just so that he can post after me...

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- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

paddyjoe

uh oh. uncle phil dipped into a little of flymans panama red and is getting a bit..........paranoid!!

Pheatius

Paddyjoe collects used pompoms. His house is decorated with them. His mattress is stuffed with them. He dreams every night of a world where everyone has at least one set of pompoms.

It is a better world indeed.

Chingal0

A better world that only exists because of Pheatius' obsession with size 5 1/2 basketball shoes produced between 85' and 88'. You could say that the 'collection' is a bit odd, but hey. Who doesnt love 80's basketball shoes?

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uncle phil

chinga doesn't love '80s basketball shoes...

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"We were wrong, terribly wrong. (We) should not have tried to fight a guerrilla war with conventional military tactics against a foe willing to absorb enormous casualties...in a country lacking the fundamental political stability necessary to conduct effective military and pacification operations. It could not be done and it was not done."
- Robert S. McNamara
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"We will take our napalm and flame throwers out of the land that scarcely knows the use of matches...
We will leave you your small joys and smaller troubles."
- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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never wrestle with a pig.
you both get dirty;
the pig likes it.

Fremen

unc. p. likes to smear peanut butter on the crotch of his sleeper jammies and walk around his neighborhood, just to see what or who will lick it off.

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torgone

Fremen is the clone of Russian spy, who psychically passed on his mission to his clone(s) before he was killed, to be carried out at some time in the future.

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spived2

torgone is a english drop-out that loves his sci-fi cold war stories and can't distinguish fantasy from reality

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"This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is it vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished, as the once vital voice of the verisimilitude now venerates what they once vilified. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified, and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition. The only verdict is vengeance; a vendetta, held as a votive, not in vain, for the value and veracity of such shall one day vindicate the vigilant and the virtuous. Verily, this vichyssoise of verbiage veers most verbose vis-à-vis an introduction, and so it is my very good honor to meet you and you may call me V." - V

numist

spived is really that guy in my class last week that fell asleep and woke up.. 5 hours later to an empty and locked room

numist

I posted last before this thread died, does that mean I get a prize?

Astrocloud

Numist's deepest secret is that he is often ignored. Sometimes he envisions his virtual invisibility as a super-power that gets him prizes.

Fremen

Astrocloud still uses his G.I. Joe lunchbox that he used in highschool.

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Fly

Fremen here.........likes to play with Barbie dolls.

and he's pissed cuz his folks never gave him a special lunchbox.

poor brown bagger

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crayzeeredhead

I think flyman's deepest darkest secret is he is a cross dresser who streaks across Las Vegas boulevard looking for his lost chihuahua!!

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Evil can and will not exist without good and visa versa.
You also reap what you sew. There is a sliver of truth in every saying -those are a few!!

crony

crayzeeredhead has three testicles. he keeps them in a jar in the fridge

Astrocloud

Crony can't tell the differences between men and women. Mom never told him those stories.

bernadette

Astrocloud lives in another solar system. he has imported fruity pebbles for breakfast.

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Fly

bern here......is actually a dude......that is tryin' to hook up with some little girl online.

i can see right through your sicko smokescreen.

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Pheatius

flyman can't fly

bernadette

*shakes her gold & diamond encrusted phallus @ flyman*

shhhhh!!!! you always have to ruin everything, don't you?


Pheatius CAN fly!!!
right now s/he's molting, but the wings still work just fine.

it's a bird! it's a plane! no. it's Pheatius!!!

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Fly

bern likes to deep throat tootsie pops.............

...no licks......all sucks..........

atta girl.

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bundy

ah, dear Flyman, you thought you had scared me off this thread for good didn´t you.

you were wrong.

everyone, Flyman was the dodgy year 3 teacher who taught St. Ghezzo that there were jungles in Tasmania.

he also taught little girls like Bernadette that the polite way to eat phallic food-stuffs was to suck, not lick...

one day the Mounted Canadian Teachers Board will catch up with the Fly and his heinous crimes, and then he will get to spend the quality time in detention that he deserves.

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paddyjoe

bundy secretly longs to be flymans cellmate.

Ahh, the fun they'll have!

Fly

and PJ i assume.....wants to be the guard filming all the fun antics

i knew you were weird .....eh

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paddyjoe

I know flyman plans on setting his lemons on the cell window ledge to ripen.

Oh how sweet, bundy can just squueeeezze all day long.

fly, you little schemer,you!

bernadette

paddyjoe has installed one of those tiny hidden cameras on that cell window ledge.
he also bought the domain www.squueeeezzealldaylong.com to sell the bundy/flyman cell videos that he harvests from that hidden camera.

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Fly

bern likes to squeeeeeeze.....lemons baby.

you go girl................eh

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bundy

bernies a champ.

Flyman is really that nasty creature that sneaks around sleeping people and jumps on their necks, so that when they wake up, they have really sore necks...

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