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Old 10-14-2003, 05:48 AM   #2961 (permalink)
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Bundy can't remember the last time he didn't wake up on the kitchen floor with a bottle of Nyquil in one hand and his underwear in the other, while flyman was cooking him breakfast in his sleeper jammies.
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Old 10-14-2003, 12:43 PM   #2962 (permalink)
comfortably numb...
 
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CL continues to spread the word...(keeping the "sleeper jammie" thing alive, of course...)
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Old 10-14-2003, 06:06 PM   #2963 (permalink)
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when Phil originally used the term īsleeper jammiesī, he didnīt mean pyjamas.

its his little code for herpes.

sadly, the joke was on all of us, since weīve all been selling his particular brand of sleeping herpes for ages now.

stop this evil trade ladies and gentlemen.

it cannot go on.
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Old 10-14-2003, 07:13 PM   #2964 (permalink)
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Alas, poor bundy was the first to accept the sleeper herper.
He now holds his crotch together with duct tape.
(that's some useful shit!)
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Old 10-15-2003, 02:15 AM   #2965 (permalink)
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Fremen secretly has cornered the market on duct tape, and plans on jacking the price up to unheard-of heights before this nastly little herpes outbreak of Uncle Phil's.....
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Old 10-15-2003, 03:37 AM   #2966 (permalink)
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I heard the wry1 just took out a bank loan, and named a warehouse full of duct tape as his ONLY collateral.

sorry pal, you're busted!
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Old 10-15-2003, 06:41 AM   #2967 (permalink)
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Its no coincidence that paddyjoe makes the adhesive used in duct tape. You don't want to know how he makes it sticky...
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Old 10-15-2003, 10:15 AM   #2968 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus has posted 112 times to this thread...... every time he did he prayed that the next person wouldn't reveal this secret. Well, his luck has run out.

Conclamo Ludus is half man/ half dog..... he sweats through his nose, can only fornicate doggy style and only likes it "ruff".
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Old 10-15-2003, 10:19 AM   #2969 (permalink)
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"woof woof woofy woof Midlandmadman got woofy woofed by paddyjoe. Woof!"
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Old 10-15-2003, 12:06 PM   #2970 (permalink)
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CL realizes that he is half man, half dog, but can't figure out which end is which...
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- Robert S. McNamara
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- Eugene McCarthy in "Vietnam Message"
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Old 10-15-2003, 12:12 PM   #2971 (permalink)
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Uncle Phil is sniffing and tasting each end of Conclamo Ludus to try and figure out which end is which.
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Old 10-15-2003, 01:50 PM   #2972 (permalink)
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Astrocloud loves the Red Sox. I don't mean the sports team, I mean he really really loves red sox...(wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more)...
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Old 10-15-2003, 02:01 PM   #2973 (permalink)
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Pheatius can't tell time unless he has a digital watch.
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Old 10-15-2003, 04:59 PM   #2974 (permalink)
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Con sold Phaetius a dodgy fake Rolex that has had its hands glued to one spot.
heīs only accusing Phaetius of not being able to read the time to cover up for his own dishonesty.

and Ludu$ has herpes as well.
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Old 10-15-2003, 05:32 PM   #2975 (permalink)
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bundy likes the silver ones that vibrate.........

(they get ride of the herpes)
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Old 10-15-2003, 10:10 PM   #2976 (permalink)
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Flyman hides Snickers around the house....just in case.
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Old 10-16-2003, 03:46 AM   #2977 (permalink)
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bonbonbox enjoys putting baby ruth bars in the toilet, just so he can pluck them out and eat them in front of his in-laws.
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Old 10-16-2003, 05:08 AM   #2978 (permalink)
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paddyjoe is formerly of the band eurythmics. He played the maracas.
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Old 10-16-2003, 06:18 AM   #2979 (permalink)
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Con Clamo is formerly of the band Ace of Base. He played the electronic keyboard.
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Old 10-16-2003, 06:23 AM   #2980 (permalink)
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Bundy.....shoe salesman....


'Nuff said.

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Old 10-16-2003, 08:06 AM   #2981 (permalink)
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wry1 got his start in the hairstyling business by braiding Milli's hair. Vanilli wouldn't let him touch his hair unless he wore gloves though.
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Old 10-16-2003, 08:57 AM   #2982 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus won a blue ribbon at the company picnic for chewing 150 peices of double bubble at the same time.
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Old 10-16-2003, 09:09 AM   #2983 (permalink)
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bonbonbox, was once known as the "untouchable" in the 5th grade, for outstanding dodgeball skills. He now is known as the "Touchable" for his incredibly smooth skin
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Old 10-16-2003, 10:05 AM   #2984 (permalink)
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krazixs lists his location as courtin in the kitchen..... well, thats cause he sticks his dick in the mayonayse jar.........
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Old 10-16-2003, 02:44 PM   #2985 (permalink)
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Midlandmadman thinks tires have wings.
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Old 10-16-2003, 02:49 PM   #2986 (permalink)
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Conclamo Ludus ragged on my hair-weaving abilities....Vanilli did that, and now he's dead.

.....Conclamo did it! Conclamo did it!
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Old 10-16-2003, 08:24 PM   #2987 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
wry1 weaved me a 'do so tight i coulda swore i saw him at a paul mitchell road show. not that i was there or anything.
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Old 10-16-2003, 08:27 PM   #2988 (permalink)
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Ching hangs out with Paul Mitchell at sausage parties.

"Is there a party in here?"
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Old 10-16-2003, 09:54 PM   #2989 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
flyman wishes he were invited, i see him begging to be let in at the door. Not that i was there or anything....
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Old 10-16-2003, 09:59 PM   #2990 (permalink)
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ChingChing runs a Sausage Party Company. he affectionately calls it the Sausage Party Death Squad.

his clientel are usually just sad college geeks with more dollars than sense.

he just arrives on the morning of the party, decorates the party room with a few sad, soggy streamers, and a handfull of balloons.

he then arranges for his posse of sausage party security gentlemen (usually fremen, phaetius, pj and phil) to come round to the party to make sure no women wander into the party by mistake.

oh yeah, and for a special extra fee, ChingChing can arrange for the punch to get spiked with petrol; just to give the party a bit of an added kick.
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Old 10-16-2003, 10:07 PM   #2991 (permalink)
Something like that..
 
Location: Oreygun.
Bundy never complains when i throw my sausage fiestas.

i just called.... to say.... I LOVE YOU!!! .. and i mean that from the bottom of my hearrrttt!...

Uh, sorry.
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Old 10-17-2003, 07:07 AM   #2992 (permalink)
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Chingal0 never understood the song "Can't Buy Me Love". Its always worked for him.
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Old 10-17-2003, 10:11 AM   #2993 (permalink)
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where as Conclamo Ludus never understod the song "It takes two"..... I shouldn't have to explain it any further.
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Old 10-17-2003, 12:05 PM   #2994 (permalink)
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Midlandmadman thought he got the concept of the song It Takes Two.....


....but sheep don't count.
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Old 10-17-2003, 12:22 PM   #2995 (permalink)
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Feeling quite sheepish himself, wry1 uses the anonyminity of the internet to divulge his cross breed fantasies of beastiality and necrophelia. Mild mannered Michigan Businessman by day, lover of dead animals by night.....
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Old 10-17-2003, 12:57 PM   #2996 (permalink)
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water_boy1999 is really Adam Sandler. Hi Adam! Sorry I blew your cover.
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Old 10-17-2003, 02:35 PM   #2997 (permalink)
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Conclamo doesn't really know how to play that guitar
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Old 10-17-2003, 07:08 PM   #2998 (permalink)
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Happyland has just put $US3000 on Romania to beat Australia this arvo in the Rugby.
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Old 10-17-2003, 09:05 PM   #2999 (permalink)
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bundy was all set to watch the big game with his friends when his mom told them to get out of her basement and get some Goddamn sunshine!
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Old 10-18-2003, 07:26 AM   #3000 (permalink)
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hey Happyland, that 90-8 scoreline sure makes for an impressive loss of $3000.

Fremen isnīt allowed to go into the sun.
being the love-child of the Wicked Witch of the West, and Frankenfurter, Fremen will melt if natural light touches his skin.
but it wonīt be an impressive melting... itīll be a nasty, smelly melting thatīll stink to high heaven.
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